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31yo. Male and still a virgin..

OrangeYoghurtOrangeYoghurt 210 Posts
edited January 2009 in Strut Central
No kidding. And I need a little sympahty overhere. All sympathetic gestures welcome. Oversexed broads who would let anybody stick it for a drink >PM me..Girls never know what it feels like when you never got any and not able to get it for variuous reasons. How you have to control your anger and emotions and what that's like. Me I lost 22 years of my life. Teen-hood down the drain. No voodoo in this world that can give me back the time and opportunities that passed me by.
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  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts


    b/w

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Oversexed broads who would let anybody stick it for a drink
    >PM me..

    PM SENT
  • OrangeYoghurtOrangeYoghurt 210 Posts
    funny.. I isn't laughing.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    post a pic or your soft!!!!
  • OrangeYoghurtOrangeYoghurt 210 Posts
    Damn I looked. I'm that desperate..


    Oversexed broads who would let anybody stick it for a drink
    >PM me..

    PM SENT
  • OrangeYoghurtOrangeYoghurt 210 Posts
    I'd hardly call myself soft. I feel like I deserve a big medal for withholding myself !!

    Thanks for the "pm sent" gesture.. Rest assured to all guys, my inbox count is still at '0'




    post a pic or your soft!!!!
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Ok lets start from the beginning.....


    Any crushes when you were a teen?

    Ever try to talk to a young lady?

    Are there any ladies in your direct vicinity?

  • ZEN2ZEN2 1,540 Posts
    No kidding. And I need a little sympahty overhere. All sympathetic gestures welcome.

    Oversexed broads who would let anybody stick it for a drink
    >PM me..

    Girls never know what it feels like when you never got any and not able to get it for variuous reasons. How you have to control your anger and emotions and what that's like. Me I lost 22 years of my life. Teen-hood down the drain. No voodoo in this world that can give me back the time and opportunities that passed me by.




    2009 is off to a great start.
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    X 1000 + - / =
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    1) If u wanna attract the ladies - Start to see Obama as a World Leader. Trust me, just go along w/ the hysteria. There's mad ladies at these rallies.

    2) Holdin out - for what? Shit isnt some UFO sighting. Get to know a young lady and see where it goes.

    3) Wash Yo Ass!!!!
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    Mmmmmm, i don't think it's a big deal or bad, but clearly you're not diggin the situation.
    Some background info would be good.......but that's mainly cos i'm nosey!!
    missed opportunites, that sux tho!!
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    No voodoo in this world that can give me back the time and opportunities that passed me by.


  • the_dLthe_dL 1,531 Posts
    at least when you reach 40 you will have the mad movie opportunity
  • whitelilywhitelily 155 Posts
    Oversexed broads who would let anybody stick it for a drink
    >PM me..

    PM SENT

    HAHHAHAHAHA
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts


    do u party?
  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    If u wanna attract the ladies - Wash Yo Ass!!!!

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    dont try to hide bro
  • barjesusbarjesus 872 Posts
    According to google maps, Purmerand is a 27 min drive to Amsterdam.

    If you are really that desperate, go buy some.

    Or maybe
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    dont try to hide BRO[/b]

    you from new zealand bro??haha.....

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    dont try to hide BRO[/b]

    you from new zealand bro??haha.....


    Dont by her a drink.
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    dont try to hide BRO[/b]

    you from new zealand bro??haha.....


    Dont by her a drink.

    That's true! I aint worth it!

    P.s very impressed you went that route instead of BAN or EVICTED or BAN & EVICTED!!
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    I'm just curious what he thought the outcome of this might be.
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    No kidding. And I need a little sympahty overhere. All sympathetic gestures welcome.

    Oversexed broads who would let anybody stick it for a drink
    >PM me..

    Girls never know what it feels like when you never got any and not able to get it for variuous reasons. How you have to control your anger and emotions and what that's like. Me I lost 22 years of my life. Teen-hood down the drain. No voodoo in this world that can give me back the time and opportunities that passed me by.




    I'm sorry about your 22 lost years. Sounds like you have been in detention since you were 9. I am glad you are out and free now.

    Some of the things you wrote may turn off some women.
    "Oversexed broads" Women prefer to be called "nympho dames".
    "Stick it" women prefer "pop-a-cock".
    "Girls" women prefer "Baby baby baby, baby baby baby".

    I know this sounds trivial but women really care more about language than looks or a clean smelling ass.

    Please to elaborate on "variuious reasons".
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    if birth is the closest ever got to the 'tang the you have my sympathies.
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Orange is a food and a color.
    Eggplant is a food and a color.

    Xanadu?
    Yogurt?

    Coincidence?
  • OrangeYoghurtOrangeYoghurt 210 Posts
    1.
    yes a lot. always had them and I still do. But the girls keep passin' me by, hand in hand with the handsome males.

    2.
    well.. yes. tried talking to this nice girl 3 years ago which lasted no longer than 30seconds i think. Another guy just came up to her and caressed her cheek saying she was cute as a puppet. I said: I guess he's into you. She says: I guess so. That's when our converation ended.

    3. got me there, no i never go out.



    Ok lets start from the beginning.....


    Any crushes when you were a teen?

    Ever try to talk to a young lady?

    Are there any ladies in your direct vicinity?

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Look in the mirror and tell yourself your a "popular male".

    Do u have a job?

    And how did u acquire it?

  • OrangeYoghurtOrangeYoghurt 210 Posts
    1) If u wanna attract the ladies - Start to see Obama as a World Leader. Trust me, just go along w/ the hysteria. There's mad ladies at these rallies.

    Thanks for the tip. *eagerly writing it down*
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