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Who is/was the Funkiest Jew?

phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
edited January 2009 in Strut Central
Musically? Sammy Davis Jr. dont count.
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  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
  • keithvanhornkeithvanhorn 3,855 Posts
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    Unknown
    Gots to be my man Guzzo, act like you know.
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    Whoopi Goldberg
  • UnherdUnherd 1,880 Posts
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Benjamin Disraeli

  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    Gots to be my man Guzzo, act like you know.

    Don't he have a rap video floating around?
  • Agent45Agent45 451 Posts
    I'd have to give a nod to Dave Pike

  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    Marc....
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    Al Kooper
    Donald Fagen
    Leiber & Stoller
    Doc Pomus
  • AKallDayAKallDay 830 Posts
    DAVID AXELROD
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Dave Tarras

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    this one dude on a kibbutz i stayed on.

    Uri hadnt showered in months. dude was all grimey, had the sickest jewfro, was as hairy as a yeti, smelt like poo and had gnarly feet (f*ckin hippy was always barefoot).

    All he did was pull cones and play Bob Marley songs on his acoustic guitar that actually had funky streaks where his nasty fingers scraped the wood.


    Dude got so much foreign pussy it was unreal.

    mostly Swedes and Danes.

    Uri was funkiest Jew i know.
  • DJ_NevilleCDJ_NevilleC 1,922 Posts
    the guy on the left -


  • DeegreezDeegreez 804 Posts


    All he did was pull cones and play Bob Marley songs on his acoustic guitar that actually had funky streaks where his nasty fingers scraped the wood.
    .

    If I had a dollar for every Israeli 'rasta' I have seen play redemption song on the guitar while traveling I'd have enough dollars to make my wife a miniskirt.
    meaning your comment is funny because it seems there are more than one of these dudes walking barefoot on the planet and somehow getting young and lost tourists girls!
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    the guy on the left -



    Jim Morrison?
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    the guy on the left -



    Jim Morrison?

    Everyone knows that's Eddie Vedder...
  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    LULZ!
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    This guy:

  • PABLOPABLO 1,921 Posts
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts


    All he did was pull cones and play Bob Marley songs on his acoustic guitar that actually had funky streaks where his nasty fingers scraped the wood.
    .

    If I had a dollar for every Israeli 'rasta' I have seen play redemption song on the guitar while traveling I'd have enough dollars to make my wife a miniskirt.
    meaning your comment is funny because it seems there are more than one of these dudes walking barefoot on the planet and somehow getting young and lost tourists girls!


  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts

    Im not one to throw this graemlin around, however in this case:
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts


    All he did was pull cones and play Bob Marley songs on his acoustic guitar that actually had funky streaks where his nasty fingers scraped the wood.
    .

    If I had a dollar for every Israeli 'rasta' I have seen play redemption song on the guitar while traveling I'd have enough dollars to make my wife a miniskirt.
    meaning your comment is funny because it seems there are more than one of these dudes walking barefoot on the planet and somehow getting young and lost tourists girls!

    no doubt.
  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts

    Im not one to throw this graemlin around, however in this case:

    Funky and quite freaky and nasty.
  • deathvalley90210deathvalley90210 398 Posts

    Im not one to throw this graemlin around, however in this case:

    Funky and quite freaky and nasty.

    i am occasionally shocked by his funkiness. also, he seems to embody all meanings of "funky," including "smells like sex."
  • troublemantroubleman 1,928 Posts

    was Ike Turner Jewish?
  • erewhonerewhon 1,123 Posts

    Ha! A-to-the-D is my stock joke answer to pretty much any funky Jew question. That song is quite possibly the least funky song ever recorded.
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