This geeky little dude had one of those scrolling LED belts in the club the other day, looking all proud of himself. At one point my friend saw him in the bathroom frantically trying to reprogram it when some other guy called out sarcastically, "Wow! What the heck is that thing? Is that some new fancy cell phone? Cool!" The poor kid sheepishly put the buckle away and didn't wear it the rest of the night.
The moral is: making fun of bad fashion helps people.
I saw some girl on the train wearing one that said, "Last Stop 125th Street" just like the subway marquee...Perhaps it's a little corny, but I couldn't keep my eyes off the thing!
P.S. For those of you on the market, she said she bought it in the West Village, by the way.
This geeky little dude had one of those scrolling LED belts in the club the other day, looking all proud of himself. At one point my friend saw him in the bathroom frantically trying to reprogram it when some other guy called out sarcastically, "Wow! What the heck is that thing? Is that some new fancy cell phone? Cool!" The poor kid sheepishly put the buckle away and didn't wear it the rest of the night.
The moral is: making fun of bad fashion helps people.
The moral is: making fun of bad fashion helps people wear jeans and t-shirts like everyone else
That said, all the beltbuckles listed thus far should only appeal to those who haven't yet added the suffix "-teen" to their age. But I am amused at the thought of a LED message beltbuckle's programming going awry, or being used by a poor speller.
Yo my package came got here yesterday and when i saw that package up in the mail box i flipped! I opened that package up like a savage! I took all the wrapping out and there it was! THE MOST ICED OUT BRACELET I EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE! of course i tried that bracelet on right away! I felt like a gangsta bill gates with all that ice on. Then at the bottom of the package you wont beleive what i found. I guess icedoutgear knew i ordered a g-unit spinner pendant before i bought my bracelet. oh yea i never wrote a testimonial for my spinner so let me take the time now. HOT! HOT AS HELL! I LOOK LIKE A NEW MEMBER OF G-UNIT OR SOMTHIN PEOPLE AT SKOOL BE LIKE YO ALEX YOU LIKE YOU STOLE YOUNG BUCKS CHAIN OR SOMTHIN. I TELL'EM ICEDOUTGEAR DID THE MAGIC. now... back to the bracelet thing. so i guess they knew i had that spinner so they sent me... yea you guessed it, The spinning bracelet! I saw that bracelet I yelled "oh shit" so loud my momma thought micheal jackson was up in my room! of course the next day at skool i was pimpin' like wo! I had so many phone numbers that day i was a human phone book!
Thanks again for hooking me up with the jewls and the girls if you know what i mean!
Bling-Blaow! This LED Name Digital Belt Buckle is like having a piece of the future on your waist.[/b] Be one of the first people to floss this new LED Belt Buckle. You can put up to 256 characters on it.
Wanna make a statement? WELL BRING IT ON! Write whatever you want and let it scroll across the screen! Your name , your number, your hood! Stand out in the club without a bottle of bubb. Scroll on playa.[/b]
Bsides, you should offer to write product descriptions for these folks. I think your enthusiasm for platinum grills will translate well in this medium.
Thank you guys. I got my iced out gangsta bracelet and platinum ballin watch and I love 'em. They were shipped to me very quickly and now I'm ready to take my game to the next level.
my braclets are off the chains they bling so much I got blinded yesterday
were jelous cause it made me look like a huge P.I.M.P.
Thank you guys. I got my iced out gangsta bracelet and platinum ballin watch and I love 'em. They were shipped to me very quickly and now I'm ready to take my game to the next level.
my braclets are off the chains they bling so much I got blinded yesterday
These folls sound mad CORNY. You gotta post some more of the testimonials.
yo i just bout this spinnertizzle i used 2 b the nerdiest wat boy evrrrrrrr but now im kickin it with the homes foshizzle wen i put that shizzle on it was so heavy i sed that hurted and then i got a paper towel and wrote my name on it and rapped it around my head at skool this girl got crumbs on my wat tee and luckilly i had an extra or else my ice might not have shined prizzoprly cuz u need to pimp da ice with the right gerrrr this is the shizzle yo dizzle now dis is da story bout a wat boy named timmy who found a paper towel rapped it around his head wrote his name on it and then became a pimp.i was walking home from scool wen some cracker came up and scuffed my pumas.FO REAL dis is the real stuff it look real FO SHO
But I like this one:
Yo, I got my "Large All Iced Out Gorgeous Cross" in the mail not too long ago and it is SICK! You hooked me up like damn! Without ya cross chicks were always dissin me... they thought I was uglier than the Master P sneakas... haha... now they love me!
They get you laced up from gear to blingin ice If you're in competition with 'em you better bring it right Iced Out Gear brings it nice No one else lets you cop a free chain and charm I'm bout to buy me a new bracelet so I can chain my arm I can't stop man cause ICE is bliss You should grab one too so you can light ya wrist Can't forget about the playa watches- 5 time zone Watch out everything's blindin in my rhyme zone Stuntin everywhere with my custom belt buckle They got pimp rings to ice each of ya knuckles Gotta roll big so we ride spinnaz man Ain't got nuttn to lose we all winnaz man Got 'em at all low prices don't matter how much cake you got in ya hand Cause when it comes to war with these other sites, they gonna bomb 'em like Sadaam So when you need to get it like me, hit up IcedOutGear.com
Holla atcha White Rappin Boy from the Platinum City
YO! wassup! raise da roof! my pimp's chalice and cross came in the post today! off da hook! i'm gonna get soooooooo many bitches i'm gonna need a corral OMG!!!!!(i hope 'bitches' wasn't too dirty)
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"Welcome to urban outfitters can I take your order?"
yeah, more like LAME-belt...
He probably walkes around asking girls in his best rico suave voice:
"hey, wanna play?"
"the joy stick is on the inside"
The pic is lame, true, but I like the idea of having a different buckle than anybody else.
umm
dude
sorry to burst your bubble. but soooo many people have that steez. My 13 year old brother for one.
more like
"Welcome to Target. We ahve a large selection of Novelty ringer tees. Holler if you hear me."
You could cast that shit in Platnum it would still be wack.
The moral is: making fun of bad fashion helps people.
I saw some girl on the train wearing one that said, "Last Stop 125th Street" just like the subway marquee...Perhaps it's a little corny, but I couldn't keep my eyes off the thing!
P.S. For those of you on the market, she said she bought it in the West Village, by the way.
That said, all the beltbuckles listed thus far should only appeal to those who haven't yet added the suffix "-teen" to their age. But I am amused at the thought of a LED message beltbuckle's programming going awry, or being used by a poor speller.
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Bsides, you should offer to write product descriptions for these folks. I think your enthusiasm for platinum grills will translate well in this medium.
I felt like a gangsta bill gates with all that ice on. Wow.
But I like this one:
Corny? Dawg, you just cant see him cause his game is on "the next level"
hahahahahaha
THE PERFECT TRUE PLAYAS COMBO