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Poop Tracks

RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
edited January 2009 in Strut Central
Say you're taking a crap at a friends house. After you flush, you realize there are some poop tracks at the bottom of the bowl. Do you try to cover your tracks or do you leave your mark for the next unexpecting bathroom visitor ?

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  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    Use a plunger, toilet brush, or whatever else is handy to erase them.

    Best way to prevent this is to lay down TP in the bowl--before you draw in it.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts

    Best way to prevent this is to lay down TP in the bowl, before you draw on it.


  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
    Use a plunger, toilet brush, or whatever else is handy to erase them.

    Best way to prevent this is to lay down TP in the bowl--before you draw in it.

    Yeah I use the toilet brush here at work.

    We got one of these environmentally friendly low flush toilet that almost ALWAYS leaves poop tracks.
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    Yeah, the "Flying Carpet" is a good move.

    I never use it because I never know I'm leaving tracks until after I do it.

    But yeah, toilet brush or whatever's handy.
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    That's what your friend's toothbrush is for
  • djkingottodjkingotto 1,704 Posts
    everybody poops. as long as the tracks are IN the bowl, who cares?
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    everybody poops. as long as the tracks are IN the bowl, who cares?


    most people?
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    My apartment building people must've changed the water pressure recently. I damn near have to break out the plunger almost most every time I go now. It can't handle a normal dump load. The only solution is flushing pre- and post-wipe. The jawns at work suck down junk like an industrial vacuum! I need that in my life.
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    Poop tracks that have hardened over time is str8 nasty.

    Mo' water in yo diet will make that doo-doo slip-slide away.
  • selperfugeselperfuge 1,165 Posts
    guys eat your vegetables
  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    everybody poops. as long as the tracks are IN the bowl, who cares?

    seriously. That's what toilets are for. Besides gives you something to aim at the next time you go.
  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    My apartment building people must've changed the water pressure recently. I damn near have to break out the plunger almost most every time I go now. It can't handle a normal dump load. The only solution is flushing pre- and post-wipe. The jawns at work suck down junk like an industrial vacuum! I need that in my life.


    If what I have heard is true, the industrial work crapers use less water then the home additions.
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,906 Posts
    Skid marks ain't no thang, as long as they are below the water line. At home I might use the brush supplied, outside, I'd never touch that brush unless I had hands like Dr. No. - my imagination is too vivid...
  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    The jawns at work suck down junk like an industrial vacuum!

    Have you ever flushed while sitting on one? Not a good look for the tushie.
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    The jawns at work suck down junk like an industrial vacuum!

    Have you ever flushed while sitting on one? Not a good look for the tushie.


    Sayin'. Talk about about sucking down "junk."
  • DeegreezDeegreez 804 Posts
    The jawns at work suck down junk like an industrial vacuum! I need that in my life.
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