Who here reviews shit on Yelp?

Gary

I do now!Anna and Cas got me started looking at it and its been so slow at work I decided I might as well start writing shit too.Who else?

rootlesscosmo

the one serg does.

though I think he limits himself to reviews of cigarette vending machines and tapioca ball tea drink spots.

mylatency

Loc: I TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

^^^You should make that your Yelp tagline too

Gary

Loc: I TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

^^^You should make that your Yelp tagline too

You can eat my balls and then post a review on yelp.


Shouldn't you be out smashing banjo records?

mylatency

You can eat my balls and then post a review on yelp.


Shouldn't you be out smashing banjo records?

"Awesome," as you would say.

mylatency

smashing banjo records

rad, my new band name
it's an all banjo band, btw

selperfuge

You can eat my balls and then post a review on yelp.

Not a big fan. Think the sac is way too greasy and fatty for my liking. Also I think the balls are just overpriced and way too salty. OMG. I think it got popular only based on western tastes that have yet to try the real stuff and it's supposedly new and trendy now.

mylatency

lulz

selperfuge

^^ alteredfrom a momofuku jump. i need to try that place when i get a free minute.

i don't have an account but let's not forget love for:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/groove-merchant-records-san-francisco
http://www.yelp.com/biz/good-records-new-york

who the hell else on here has a business on yelp? sportcasual, what's your bar?

Gary

This one's for you, pal:


http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-mark-san-diego#hrid:1JTEL12BBmRLE7EQhvTJqg

mylatency

Thanks, good to see my tax dollars at work...

Gary

Don't mention it!

mylatency

I did.

Gary

Its like when people say "Be careful" AFTER you trip.

mylatency

RAD

selperfuge

http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-mark-san-diego#hrid:1JTEL12BBmRLE7EQhvTJqg

LULZERZ DIGA SHREDZ

mylatency

rad, flagged

PABLO

C'mon guys, cool it.
Look, here's some hippie rap from Connecticut:

mylatency

cool as a cucumber over here
tax dollars working overtime on yelp apparently

Obama's got a sharp scalpel for this schitt altho we're going into triple trillion debt now

wonder why

faux_rillz

cool as a cucumber over here
tax dollars working overtime on yelp apparently

Obama's got a sharp scalpel for this schitt altho we're going into triple trillion debt now

wonder why

Gary is now responsible for the government carrying a multitrillion dollar deficit?

mylatency

sure, you heard it here first people

Gary

I HOPE TO GOD THAT SOMEBODY GOOGLES MY NAME AND SPAWAR AND NOTHING SHOWS UP.

mylatency

gary edits his posts after the fact, just like me, I love it

oh yeah gary poops in the thrift stores I frequent, he'll claim he doesn't but I find it quite offensive, so do the thrift store managers

Gary

OH NO.







I'M RUINED.





HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?





I DON'T POOP IN YOUR THRIFT STORES!

mylatency

see I told you

Gary

I still have no idea what got you so spun up in the first place.


you're still mad because I was pokinf fun at rockadelic and his digging poetry and somehow thought I was talking about you....

and even though i wasn't.... you are still pissed off.


thats f*cking awesome.

mylatency

yeah dude, joke's on you

mylatency

I still have no idea what got you so spun up in the first place.


you're still mad because I was pokinf fun at rockadelic and his digging poetry and somehow thought I was talking about you....

and even though i wasn't.... you are still pissed off.


thats f*cking awesome.

joke's on you now banjo man

Gary

I think at this point even YOU don't know what you are so mad at!

mylatency

I take this seriously, good luck finding banjo records now.

mylatency

I think at this point even YOU don't know what you are so mad at!

your thinly veiled attacks, you and I both know what you're saying, keep on grinning cos Obama is coming for you with his scalpel

and yeah, I've been known to call it "exercise" which is what it becomes on a slow day