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Slap Chop (Sham Wow Guy -Related)

djJazzOnedjJazzOne 302 Posts
edited January 2009 in Strut Central


"You're gonna love my nuts."

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  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,419 Posts
    its hard for me to believe that these commercials arent just one big joke.

    my friend and i are obsessed with Mr. Vince and his products, he hipped me to the slap chop website recently and i checked this out. "youre gonna love my nuts" was waaaay too funny.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Damn dude pretty much sold me on this!

    (And no, not because of his nuts.)
  • HamHam 872 Posts
    fettucini linguini martini bikini
  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    The idea behind this is just to get people talking.

    BTW
  • djkingottodjkingotto 1,704 Posts
    Damn dude pretty much sold me on this!

    (And no, not because of his nuts.)

    it will change your life after all! i always wondered what he needs that headset for...
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    I bought one of those at the Austin Flea Market about 9 years ago. Dude working the crowd at the market was using it to make pico de gallo. I think my sister bought two on the strength.

    It sucked.
  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    I don't know how they do it on the commercial, but my Cuisinart food chopper doesn't really chop. Waste of $.
  • djJazzOnedjJazzOne 302 Posts

    It sucked.

    I guess it Slap Chop is not made by the Germans.
  • PABLOPABLO 1,921 Posts
    I had one years ago too.
    They break within a week.
    Plus, look at how small the portions are it makes.

    I am a Vince fan though, and the audible diamond sparkles on the chopped food are hilarious.
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    What's dude's full name? I don't know that I'd F*ck with his products, and certainly not his nuts, but I could watch his commercials for days.

    I'd like to follow his career.
  • billbradleybillbradley You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,914 Posts
    Those blades on those choppers are a pain in the ass to clean.
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    It's no Wunder Boner....
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts

    Damn. Those guys look like they'd need Escher to draw their family trees.
  • willie_fugalwillie_fugal 1,862 Posts
    and the audible diamond sparkles on the chopped food are hilarious.

    i couldn't believe they actually did that when that sparkle showed up on the chopped strawberries. ridiculous.
  • deathvalley90210deathvalley90210 398 Posts
    "stop having a boring life."
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts

    "My wife would like that!"

    b/w

    fine print: fish must be dead at least 5 hours before using
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts


    It's cool that they got Edgar Winter to do the demonstration.
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