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Should I apply for this job?

soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
edited December 2008 in Strut Central
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/web/972598088.html
NEED HELP Part Time web/graphic design/html email creator ASSISTANT Working Out Of SPIRITUAL Teacher's Home Office in Santa Monica one day per week $12.50 / hr to start. After viewing website to see if we are a good match at www.jasonnelson.info, Please Email Resume.
Hmmmm....

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  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    "Jason Nelson was visited by God on his 25th
    birthday. The profound experience changed his life
    forever by setting him on a course of being God???s
    scribe. As God spoke to him, Jason took dictation."
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!
  • puchitopuchito 374 Posts
    "Jason Nelson was visited by God on his 25th
    birthday. The profound experience changed his life
    forever by setting him on a course of being God???s
    scribe. As God spoke to him, Jason took dictation."

    I've heard that this is a common characteristic of schizophrenics. That it is common to perceive themselves as divine, and having an ability to speak with god. Kind of makes you wonder about Jesus and other "prophets"

    Anyhoo, Based on the rate advertised, you'd have to be a mildy retarded chump to take this job.
  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    god told him to pay that rate
  • chungtechchungtech 290 Posts
    OF COURSE YOU SHOULD APPLY FOR THIS JOB!!! AMAZING!!

    HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO BE HIS DISCIPLE??

    It's pretty clear that his recruits are white and blonde at that (shameless! he doesn't even try to put ONE person of color in there!), so I don't qualify.



    On the other hand, his website clearly needs a lot of help. He's running on some serious 1997 stylesheets.
  • Agent45Agent45 451 Posts
    Just apply and tell him you need a 10% larger pay rate so that you can tithe to your local bar....I mean church.
  • waxjunkywaxjunky 1,849 Posts
    Why would anyone in Santa Monica have an 818 area code?
  • phatmoneysackphatmoneysack Melbourne 1,124 Posts
    Its so easy, its funny.
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Its so easy, its funny.

    JASON: (taking dictation) "Its so easy, its funny." So.... that's it?
    GOD: Yep, that's pretty much it, bro.
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    "Dictated but not read, God"
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