b, 21I broke up an engagement, but didn't know she was engaged until we were butt naked about to get it in for the first time. Things got weird after that, and they got back together and got married. The whole thing was very Rubikscubulated.
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b, 21I would like to hear some real Mistress stories.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21A man I know had a wife and three kids. He met a woman through some friends at Mas on one of the islands. They hook up, she got knocked up. For the next 15 yrs he heads both families, supporting both, spending holidays and birthdays with both, all of it. His extended family knew all about it and kept holidays and birthdays with both families. The second woman knew all about the first, but the first knew nothing. He has the kind of job which being away for periods of time is not odd. Then one day, the department store messes up a delivery and sends something to the wrong house. All hell breaks loose. He loses both families because sh*t got u-g-l-y. Only one of his first round of kids will talk to him. After much estrangment, he has an on-again, off-again relationship with the second woman. He has no regrets.
b, 21I would like to hear some real Mistress stories.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21One of my favorites:b, 21b, 21A married professor (NOT ME) began having an affair with one of his female graduate students. b, 21b, 21Again, NOT ME.b, 21b, 21At some point, the wife learned about this but apparently, her calculations on the situation came down to this:b, 21b, 211) I could dump this fool but then I'd be on my own without any real strong career skills or...b, 21b, 212) He's always wanted kids but I haven't so I suppose I could have a kid to keep him around instead of leaving me for this graduate school skank. b, 21b, 21She went with option #2. b, 21b, 21But it gets better...b, 21b, 21At some point, and I'm not clear if this is while the affair is still on-going or not, but the grad student begins to [i]babysit for the professor and his wife/i1.b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" 21
b, 21At some point, and I'm not clear if this is while the affair is still on-going or not, but the grad student begins to [i]babysit for the professor and his wife
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Sarah Symonds is a professional one apparently. She's in the news over here and the u.k because she's been Gordon Ramsay's mistress for 7years along with Lord Archer's and countless others. b, 21She's written a book- Having an Affair? A Handbook for the Other Woman.
b, 21I broke up an engagement, but didn't know she was engaged until we were butt naked about to get it in for the first time. Things got weird after that, and they got back together and got married. The whole thing was very Rubikscubulated.
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b, 21oh shit I remember that...I called you and you were on your first date with ol' girl at the beach or some shit like that. hahaha
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Haha yeah I remember that! That was pretty much the highlight right there, it turned into some real cloak and dagger type ish after that and the fun wore off after awhile. Glad you could have been a part of that day Daze! b, 21b, 21I figured I was helping her out, she made it seem like she was miserable with her boyfriend and I felt that I was presenting the alternative. Turned out she was enjoying an extended bachelorette party with me as the entertainment. Either way, all's well that ends well. No blood no foul, all that good stuff.
The Married woman i was seeing had a son that my mom taught in elementary school. The kid was a notorious class disruptor. Years before we got down, I recall my mom talkin to her about her kid's behavior a couple of times.b, 21b, 21I was a security guard at BX comm.college for a minute. b, 21One day while manning the main gate, she and her husband rolled thru to drop her off for night school. I played it cool.
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b, 21The Married woman i was seeing had a son that my mom taught in elementary school. The kid was a notorious class disruptor. Years before we got down, I recall my mom talkin to her about her kid's behavior a couple of times.
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b, 21I was a security guard at BX comm.college for a minute.
b, 21One day while manning the main gate, she and her husband rolled thru to drop her off for night school. I played it cool.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Yo,b, 21b, 21This happened to me too!!! Me, my housemate (we lived in a big crib, four dudes altogether), and one of his homies went to this local Masons club (The Al Kaf, big up Akron, OH!!!). Then, one of the (married) ladies I mentioned in my earlier post, who was estranged from her husband when we were "gettin' nasty," showed up at the club. My dudes were all "Wow" over her (cause she was foine!!!; she looked like a red skin-toned [like Chili's from TLC], more shapely version of Lonette McKee) and she weirded me out by staring at me half the night. And man, her hubby was DIESEL, a big Black muthafucka. Everyone was cool, nothing went down, but man that was awkward. My worst adventure was when this chick's (so-called) ex-boyfriend busting her door down at 6AM img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bucs.gif" alt="" 21. That was on some ole' "Moment I Feared" shit, but dude only riffed on her.b, 21b, 21Now, if you wanna talk mistress shit, academia has the monopoly on "Dangerous Liasons." Some of your old profs were some DL, nasty, lecherous muthafuckas, ya heard!!!b, 21b, 21Peace,b, 21b, 21Big Stacks from Kakalak
b, 21The Married woman i was seeing had a son that my mom taught in elementary school. The kid was a notorious class disruptor. Years before we got down, I recall my mom talkin to her about her kid's behavior a couple of times.
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b, 21I was a security guard at BX comm.college for a minute.
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b, 21This happened to me too!!! Me, my housemate (we lived in a big crib, four dudes altogether), and one of his homies went to this local Masons club (The Al Kaf, big up Akron, OH!!!). Then, one of the (married) ladies I mentioned in my earlier post, who was estranged from her husband when we were "gettin' nasty," showed up at the club. My dudes were all "Wow" over her (cause she was foine!!!; she looked like a red skin-toned [like Chili's from TLC], more shapely version of Lonette McKee) and she weirded me out by staring at me half the night. And man, her hubby was DIESEL, a big Black muthafucka. Everyone was cool, nothing went down, but man that was awkward. My worst adventure was when this chick's (so-called) ex-boyfriend busting her door down at 6AM
img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bucs.gif" alt="" 21. That was on some ole' "Moment I Feared" shit, but dude only riffed on her.
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b, 21Now, if you wanna talk mistress shit, academia has the monopoly on "Dangerous Liasons." Some of your old profs were some DL, nasty, lecherous muthafuckas, ya heard!!!
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Supposedly - b, 21b, 21One evening the condom broke. We both freaked but nothin "came" about from that mishap,BUT she claims that her husband found a piece of rubber while goin down on her later in the evening. WTF??? Str8 Nasty.
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b, 21 goin down on her later in the evening. WTF???
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Hahaha...b, 21b, 211) He's old school Jamacian - myth goes they dont go downtown.b, 212) She jump in the shower when we were doneb, 213) Im surprised she even let him get some after what happenedb, 21b, 21???
b, 21Now, if you wanna talk mistress shit, academia has the monopoly on "Dangerous Liasons." Some of your old profs were some DL, nasty, lecherous muthafuckas, ya heard!!!
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21TRUTH.b, 21b, 21b/wb, 21b, 21NOT ME.
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I totally forgot this story - it was legendary at Berkeley back in the '90s (and I've probably told it on the Strut before but it bears repeating)... b, 21b, 21There was a professor in my dept, I'll call him T, who was a I>notorious[/i] womanizer and slept, often, with his students. He was also married at least 4-5 times and was faithful to none of them. b, 21b, 21At one point, one of his former students, in a probably ill-advised decision, became his wife and had a kid with him. THis didn't stop P from f*cking around but his wife, having known his ways, was more wary that he'd be trying to two-time her (which, of course, he was).b, 21b, 21Because she might pop into his office in the middle of one of his liasons, he started f*cking people in I>other[/i] people's offices, leading to one confrontation with a colleague where T was asked, "um, have you been having sex in my office?" img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oof.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 21At some point, T slips and this comes to a head when one day, in the middle of his big lecture (several hundred students), his wife walks down to the stage, throws some woman's underwear at his podium and states, "don't you ever bring your f*cking whores to my house again." b, 21b, 21Then she walks out. b, 21b, 21T waits a beat. Then goes back and finishes his lecture as if nothing happened. b, 21b, 21In some weird twist of karmic consistency, about 10 years later, another guy on faculty who was teaching some of the same classes as T was simultaneously sleeping with: an undergraduate, a graduate student, and another woman who happened to be a high-class escort (except he wasn't a client). b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/baller3ae.gif" alt="" 21
It's not remotely unique to Cal. In any case, that first story I shared wasn't at Berkeley.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Exactly, but boy could I tell some stories. Here are some snippets:b, 21b, 211. Associate Dean and Graduate Recruiter at Nameless University solicited a graduate student to sleep with him during one of the recruiting trips. He even asked me had I heard the "rumors" about him. Of course, I played dumb and let him lay it on me. What he didn't know is that I was going out with the student involved, and she told me about his nasty, lecherous ass directly. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oof.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 212. Old ass sociology professor was hitting on one of his non-traditional students at my undergraduate institution. I was friends with the lady (with benefits, na'mean) who told me about it.b, 21b, 213. Two married (to other people) professors were having an affair at Nameless University and ended up marrying as well.b, 21b, 214. Another professor in the same department at Nameless University (who was married at the time) encouraged his mistress (also a prof) to apply to work at the institution. She got a job there, he divorced his wife, married the mistress, who later cheated on him and they ended up divorcing as well.b, 21b, 215. I have a former colleague at some university down south who married his graduate assistant.b, 21b, 216. Another professor at the university down south was f*cking a grad assistant while she was in the program, and continued dating her after graduation.b, 21b, 217. I went to the office of some professor (my advisor, actually) at Nameless University whose office door was closed. I knocked on the door, he opened it looking "sheepish," and I noticed some cute, blond woman sitting across from his desk. Oddly enough, even wifey has said to me that he has a roving eye, as he stares at her boobs when we see him.b, 21b, 218. My undergraduate advisor tried to hit on me after I finished my doctoral program. That was weird.b, 21b, 219. I used to smoke bud and sleep with an English professor (at another university) while I was a doctoral student. Man, was she a master headsmith on some Thurman Munson or Carlton Fisk shit img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freeway.gif" alt="" 21.b, 21b, 2110. I think the outside member of my dissertation committee (this fine ass sistah) wanted to be down (so wifey used to tell me).b, 21b, 2111. Two former colleagues at some Midwestern University (both of them are no longer there) stared at my wife's boobs (yeah, she's holdin' and I don't mind img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headz.gif" alt="" 21), and one of them even tried to hit on her (some old dude, ha! ha! ha!). They served alcohol at a business school event, so you know how that goes.b, 21b, 21That'll do it for now, but I'll think of some more for later.b, 21b, 21Peace,b, 21b, 21Big Stacks from Kakalak
I grew up in a college town, with two career academics for parents...b, 21b, 21and, having seen what people/friends/peers went through at the expense of their prof. parents liasons was f*cking crazy.b, 21b, 21Seriously, academia is fucked up with the hormones.
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