Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121b,121"Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, aggressive, outspoken and glamorous side that comes out when I'm working and when I'm on the stage," she said.b,121b,121"I have someone else that takes over when it's time for me to work," the star said.b,121b,121"When I'm on stage, this alter ego that I've created that kind of protects me and who I really am."b,121b,121b, 21Beyonce said the double album would "reveal a side of me that people only who know me see."b,121 b, 21b, 21h,121
font class="post"1b,121b, 21Huh? So is this persona who the most of the world has seen on stage, when she works as a performer or is it the side that only people who know her see? Git your multiple personalities straight lady!b, 21b, 21I predict bad guitar solos.
Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121b,121"Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, aggressive, outspoken and glamorous side that comes out when I'm working and when I'm on the stage," she said.b,121b,121"I have someone else that takes over when it's time for me to work," the star said.b,121b,121"When I'm on stage, this alter ego that I've created that kind of protects me and who I really am."b,121b,121b, 21Beyonce said the double album would "reveal a side of me that people only who know me see."b,121 b, 21b, 21h,121
font class="post"1b,121b, 21Huh? So is this persona who the most of the world has seen on stage, when she works as a performer or is it the side that only people who know her see? Git your multiple personalities straight lady!b, 21b, 21I predict bad guitar solos. b, 21b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21I believe you mean synthtar solos.b,121b,121"Sasha Fierce" sounds like a drag queen.
So her new alter ego has the same persona as she has always projected in public?b,121b,121Bob Dylan's new album is called Rob Whitman. Rob Whitman is an a mysterious folksinging poet who mumbles when he talks so no one can understand him. He is the person I become when I go on stage said the mumbling folksinging poet. b, 21b, 21Mick Jagger's new lp is called John McCain, named after his off stage personality. When I am off stage I am a grumpy ugly old man who shouts 'get off my lawn' at neighbor kids. I wanted to do an lp of songs that reflect who I am when I am not on stage. b, 21b, 21John Cougar Melencamp's new lp is called Joe The Plumber. When I am on stage I became the regular Joe Six Pack everyman. I wanted to do an lp that explored that side of me, said the multi-millionaire while sipping chablis.
Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121b,121"Sasha Fierce is the ... glamorous side that comes out ... when I'm on the stage," she said.b,121 b, 21b, 21h,121
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Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121b,121Beyonce said the double album would "reveal a side of me that people only who know me see."b,121b,121b, 21h,121
font class="post"1b,121b, 21this makes zero sense.b,121b,121so the album, by showcasing the very persona known to people who don't know her, will reveal the side of her known only to those who do know her...how exactly? it will help her audience better guess who she is in real life?
Quote:/font1h,121b,121b, 21John Cougar Melencamp's new lp is called Joe The Plumber. When I am on stage I became the regular Joe Six Pack everyman. I wanted to do an lp that explored that side of me, said the b1280 thousandaire/b1 while sipping chablis. b,121b,121h,121
I think shit like this is a sign of the onrush of insanity. If the guy that makes fries at McDonalds said he had a fry-making alter ego named Joe Hamburglar, he'd be locked up.
Quote:/font1h,121b,121"Sasha Fierce" sounds like a drag queen. b,121b,121h,121
font class="post"1b,121b, 21Sport Casual told me that was his DJ name in the 90s when he was 'spinning' in the Chelsea clubs. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /1
Yo my name is Brian but my MC name is Catapult (oh word?)b,121Word my crew is called the Cannibals (ah cool)b,121Yeah we're 30 deep and each member's a mutant culmination of six animalsb, 21See each MC is simultaneously (okay) six creatures, that's six styles with six featuresb, 21Man we're the wild kingdom of hip hop...b, 21b, 21Okay! Hey! It's nice to meet you but I'm just about to go on stage...b, 21b, 21Right, well, speaking of stages we're the latest phase in hip hopb, 21And I mean face it..hip hop sucks without usb, 21And we're the best that bust and best at touching the micb, 21I mean I like how y'all do (thank you)b, 21But we on some new next level complexity, tarzan telepathy, organic especiallyb, 21Me see I'm kinda like the leader..b, 21b, 21Damn, I wasn't knowin!b, 21b, 21Well, you sleepin on a heater..b, 21b, 21Nah, I ain't never been the type to sleep...b, 21b, 21Me either!b, 21And that reminds me, we just recorded 90 new treats (uh huh)b, 21Our 15 CD box set is finally complete (whoa..)b, 21And did I fail to mention also I do beats on my Playstation 2b, 21And I've comprised the hi-fidelity medley supreme stream a heater beat you won't believe I'm even makin' mu...b, 21b, 21Hold up cat, beats you makin for me?b,121b,121No doubt, wait til you see!b,121b,121Now why you doing that man?b,121b,121C'mon Vurs, man you my favorite MC, next to meb,121Cause these MCs are losers! (crumbs!)b, 21They just some wannabe bunch of me broken boosers (bums!)b,121Word that's true and even my crewb, 21The truth is without me those dudes are borderline uselessb, 21b, 21Which brings me to my solo LP, my new website, my summer tour (wow)b,121My cameos and collaborations with some obscure artists.. (shh..)b, 21It's hard to harness this much talent (yeah I'll bet)b,121C'mon Vurs man you should know you're a vetb, 21And by the way when's the next time y'all playin?b, 21b, 21Well besides tonight I think it's uh...b, 21b, 21Uh huh right like I was sayinb, 21I'm nice and if you got some advice on points I'm missin my ears are openb,121b,121Alright listen..b, 21b, 21[CHORUS]b,121b,121[VERSE 2: Vursatyl]b,121None of this is concoctedb, 21It's not pretendb, 21Honest depictions of what I comprehend as a parent arrogantb,121And I've got a friend that sometimes get's into (phone rings)
Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121"Sasha Fierce" sounds like a drag queen. b,121b,121h,121
font class="post"1b,121b, 21Sport Casual told me that was his DJ name in the 90s when he was 'spinning' in the Chelsea clubs. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /1 b, 21b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21Hilarious
Quote:/font1h,121b,121I like how all of this outrage is coming from a group of people who have alter egos. b, 21b, 21h,121
font class="post"1b,121b, 21lol - I am the same spaz in real life that I am on here...more swearing in real life though.b, 21b, 21She should just do what the hell she wants to do...what is she worried about? Not making a shitload of money, like she needs more? Losing fans? If it's good and not her regular fans' thing, then she'll pick up new fans. Just do it and stop making excuses for it.
Quote:/font1h,121b,121I like how all of this outrage is coming from a group of people who have alter egos. b, 21b, 21h,121
font class="post"1b,121b, 21Yes, but the source of the outrage is that the "alter ego" seems to be exactly the same as her established public persona.b, 21b, 21By contrast, when the veil of the SoulStrut alter ego is lifted, the relaity is always decidedly less glamorous and tends towards a bearded dude wearing cargo shorts, New Balances and an extra smedium "Dilla Lives" t-shirt.
Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121I like how all of this outrage is coming from a group of people who have alter egos. b, 21b, 21h,121
font class="post"1b,121b, 21Yes, but the source of the outrage is that the "alter ego" seems to be exactly the same as her established public persona.b, 21b, 21By contrast, when the veil of the SoulStrut alter ego is lifted, the relaity is always decidedly less glamorous and tends twoards a bearded dude wearing cargo shorts, New Balances and an extra smedium "Dilla Lives" t-shirt. b, 21b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/funnypost.gif" alt="" /1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/841.gif" alt="" /1 b,121b, 21b, 21You got jokes today son.b, 21b, 21I am proud to say I own no cargo shorts, New Balances, or extra smedium t-shirts. Polo all day and I keep it ballin' out of control at all times. Ol' girl Beyonce needs to get on some xanax and see a psychiatrist about the split personality issues. b, 21
font class="post"1b,121b, 21My shit b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21Me to hommie. One of my all time favs. Doctor Ice wearing the beret sitting at the sidewalk cafe rapping in the bad French accent = COMPLETE COMEDY!
font class="post"1b,121b, 21My shit b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21Me to hommie. One of my all time favs. Doctor Ice wearing the beret sitting at the sidewalk cafe rapping in the bad French accent = COMPLETE COMEDY! b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21Skeezer Pleezer is underated.
Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121I like how all of this outrage is coming from a group of people who have alter egos. b, 21b, 21h,121
font class="post"1b,121b, 21Yes, but the source of the outrage is that the "alter ego" seems to be exactly the same as her established public persona.b, 21b, 21By contrast, when the veil of the SoulStrut alter ego is lifted, the relaity is always decidedly less glamorous and tends towards a bearded dude wearing cargo shorts, New Balances and an extra smedium "Dilla Lives" t-shirt. b, 21b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21b, 21YOU WISH!b,121b, 21b, 21PS: My legs are way longer and more supermodelesque than Ms Fierce's, just haven't shaved them in a while.
Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121I like how all of this outrage is coming from a group of people who have alter egos. b, 21b, 21h,121
font class="post"1b,121b, 21Yes, but the source of the outrage is that the "alter ego" seems to be exactly the same as her established public persona.b, 21b, 21By contrast, when the veil of the SoulStrut alter ego is lifted, the relaity is always decidedly less glamorous and tends towards a bearded dude wearing cargo shorts, New Balances and an extra smedium "Dilla Lives" t-shirt. b, 21b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/potatoworthyyz3.gif" alt="" /1
Kool Keith has "personas" and he's considered a masturbating loon. Beyonce has an extra persona and now she's "genius". I'm not a big fan of hers, but if the music is good, she can release music as Bebe Chichi Likka for all I care.b,121b, 21I guess it's coming out as a double CD set, but I'm curious if the music on both discs could be released on one, like Christina Aguilera's last album.
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Quote:/font1h,121b,121Kool Keith has "personas" and he's considered a genius. Beyonce has an extra persona and now she's getting above her station. b, 21b, 21h,121
font class="post"1b,121b, 21^^^ Now fully Strut-compliant.b,121b, 21Some of you are taking this way too seriously, like a singer never said a bunch of nutball shit to help sell a record before.b,121b, 21 img src="http://images.contentreserve.com/ImageType-100/0128-1/{5047F633-995A-4D6E-9160-83F3ED1F7AC1}Img100.jpg"1 b, 21b, 21Personally, I think her solo records are mad uneven, and she's better off with Kelly (who's doing OK in England right now) & Michelle (who, er, isn't so much). I'll still check this out, though.
Quote:/font1h,121b,121Some of you are taking this way too seriously, like a singer never said a bunch of nutball shit to help sell a record before.b, 21b, 21h,121
font class="post"1b,121b, 21I think people here "get it", this is the hall of sarcasm so don't take the comments to heart. The RZA became Bobby Digital with his Blankman outfit. The other persona thing is interesting, it's one thing to drop pseudonuyms and make music under various personas, it's when you promote yourself in the public as that persona. It's gutsy, and sometime cheesy. b, 21b,121/font1
Quote:/font1h,121b,121b, 21Personally, I think her solo records are mad uneven, and she's better off with Kelly (who's doing OK in England right now) & Michelle (who, er, isn't so much). I'll still check this out, though. b, 21b, 21h,121
font class="post"1b,121b, 21I always liked Kelly's voice better, makes me wish there was a take of "Lose My Breath" with just her. I see Michelle's album advertised in Circuit City ads but have no idea what it sounds like.
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