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Facemelt story told at a bbq (RR)

PunditPundit 438 Posts
edited October 2008 in Strut Central
So the female friend of a mate of mine is living in London and she is asked by some friends of hers to look after their beloved 13 year old Labrador while they go away on holiday to Europe for a couple of weeks. They just want her to catch the tube six stops or so to their house once a day and feed the dog and check in on it. So after a week or so of making the extra trip, she decides she's had jack of it so decides to take the Labrador home with her and look after it at her place. Anyway, few days later she comes home and finds the Labrador dead. Now not really sure what to do, and unable to contact the family, she decides that it would be best if she takes the dead Labrador back to it's home. Of course, and this is were the story gets really strange, she decides to put the dead Labrador in a suitcase, and lug the suitcase onto the tube six stops back to her friends house. So she's lugging this suitcase into the tube station and there's this massive set of stairs and being quite small, she's having some obvious difficulty getting the suitcase up the stairs. So this guy comes up to her and offers to help her carry the suitcase up the stairs. She tries to refuse his help because she's kinda freaked out about the possibility of explaining to someone why she is carrying a suitcase with a dead Labrador in it on the tube, but the guy is persistent. So she caves in and the guy picks up the suitcase. He comments on how heavy it is and asks her what is in it. She quickly makes up a story about how her boyfriend is a DJ and it is full of his records. The guy then gets very animated and tells her that he is also a DJ and starts questioning her on what style her boyfriend plays. She just makes up something quickly, and when she gets to the top of the stairs, she turns around to see the guy running off with her suitcase full of 'records', never to be seen again. I never found out what she ended up telling her friends.b,121b,121Way too crazy to be made up, just thought i'd share.

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  • GambleGamble 844 Posts
    That is f*cking genius. Id pay all the money in the world to see his face upon opening it up. What a Cosmic-Karmic-mindfuck it would be to pull back the zipper on your stolen goods and find the rotting remains of the most loyal and innocent creature in gods kingdom.
  • djsheepdjsheep 3,620 Posts
    can someone please summarize this block of text to 3 lines pls?
  • ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121can someone please summarize this block of text to 3 lines pls? b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Couldn't you take 30 seconds to read it?
  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    Can't read tits jiggling.b,121b,121Girl kills friends dog while petsitting it.b,121b,121While returning dead dog in suitcase, thief mistakes suitcase full of dead dog for suitcase full of records.
  • pppppppp 261 Posts
    I remember overhearing two girls telling that exact story on a subway platform in toronto about 1 or 2 years ago. This must be some sort of urban myth then.
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    If it is an urban legend, it's a good one!
  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    Now let's wait and see who posts that in the "FINDS" section.
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121This must be some sort of urban myth then. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121b,121Good call./a1
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
  • ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Now let's wait and see who posts that in the "FINDS" section. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121At least they'll get cred for it being FREE!
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121can someone please summarize this block of text to 3 lines pls? b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121FAIL.b,121b,121Dude, it's not even a Reader's Digest excerpt in length.
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    She should have told him "Modern Soul." He would have dropped the suitcase immediately.
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts
    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/deadcat.asp/a1
  • PunditPundit 438 Posts
    nice, shoulda snoped it first, but i was fucken tired. funny story tho.b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121 This is the non-chinese whispered original story/a1
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121She should have told him "Modern Soul." He would have dropped the suitcase immediately. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121
  • RAW_HAMBURGERRAW_HAMBURGER 1,438 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121She should have told him "Modern Soul." He would have dropped the suitcase immediately. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121uhhh...in london, where all the big collectors collect modern 45s. sure. try again.b,121b,121try folk.b,121b,121b,121great story.
  • selperfugeselperfuge 1,165 Posts
    I CALL FAKE FINDS
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121nice, shoulda snoped it first, but i was fucken tired. funny story tho.b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121 This is the non-chinese whispered original story/a1 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121How is this the original story when it was written in July of 2008? b,121b,121That snopes link earlier pointed out that variations of this story have appeared as early as 1904.
  • PunditPundit 438 Posts
    well, if it's on the internet and in the media it must be true.b,121b,121b,121i meant the original story pertaining to the tube in london which would have been the bastardised version i heard at what ended up being a rather messy bbq, but yeah, like, totally.
  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    As Uncle Chop Chop says: "never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn...."
  • the_average_manthe_average_man 675 Posts
    Only on Soulstrut... img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/MJ.gif" alt="" 21
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Reminded me of a similar one where an kindly old lady is invited on a caravan holiday by the family next door. They get to the ferry, find out she doesn't have a passport, so hide her on the toilet in the caravan until they are well clear on the other side.b,121b,121When they stop, she's died. This is now late in the day, so they stop at a hotel to come up with a credible explanation. When they wake up in the morning, the caravan has been stolen.b,121b,121She took her labrador with her too... etc...
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121She should have told him "Modern Soul." He would have dropped the suitcase immediately. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121uhhh...in london, where all the big collectors collect modern 45s. sure. try again.b,121b,121try folk. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121My joke was formulated on the premise that I personally consider the lion's share of Modern Soul to be indefensible music. I could care less about how many townspeople think that the emperor is wearing clothes. Carry on.
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121She should have told him "Modern Soul." He would have dropped the suitcase immediately. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121uhhh...in london, where all the big collectors collect modern 45s. sure. try again.b,121b,121try folk. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121My joke was formulated on the premise that I personally consider the lion's share of Modern Soul to be indefensible music. I could care less about how many townspeople think that the emperor is wearing clothes. Carry on. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121I feel the same way about rap and hip hop.
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I personally consider the lion's share of Modern Soul to be indefensible music.b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Plaease to define "Modern" - I mean, the 80s were nearly done, 20 years ago.
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121I personally consider the lion's share of Modern Soul to be indefensible music.b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Plaease to define "Modern" - I mean, the 80s were nearly done, 20 years ago. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121It's a codefied term. The fact that you identify the genre with a general time period, and thus sound (although I'd argue that the Glossy Crossover Effect - not an accepted term - started at least in the mid-70s) proves this much. b,121b,121Don't miss the forest for the trees here.
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I feel the same way about b1some/b1 rap and hip hop. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1
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