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iPhone etiquette (help me do my job-related)

DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
edited October 2008 in Strut Central
OK, Strutters, here's the part where I justify my at-work Struttage by using the site to do some actual work.b,121b,121The deal: I've been tapped to write this story called The 10 Commandments of iPhone Etiquette for work. It's the sequel to an apparently quite successful story we ran about the 10 commandments of cell phone etiquette, only with iPhone and therefore better!b,121b,121The problem: Coming up with 10 commandments without straight-up recycling the cell phone commandments (the final iPhone commandment is that all the cell phone rules still apply).b,121b,121The list so far:b,121b,121* Silence your noisy/obnoxious apps when in publicb,121b,121* Don't elbow people while playing a driving game or doing something else that has you waving your iPhone aroundb,121b,121* No "I've got cooler apps than you" pissing contestsb,121b,121* If you use your iPhone behind a business firewall, don't go tapping unprotected WiFi networks while you're out and aboutb,121b,121* We're not impressed that you've got the latest, greatest model/OS/jailbreak/whatever, so stop showing offb,121b,121* Don't use it while drivingb,121b,121So I've got six entries, plus the "cell phone rules still apply" one to make seven. I still need three more. Got any ideas? Help a cracker out!
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  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,945 Posts
    Be sensitive to those who are i-nsecure, the people who are tired of seeing iphones or who for some inexplicable reason hate iphones and are still using Razrs or some shit. Don't pull out your iphone around these people and be like "I don't need directions, i'll just get them from my iphone"b,121b,121they hate that.
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
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    b,121quite successful story we ran about the 10 commandments of cell phone etiquette
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121you sound like you write for Hemispheres magazine.
  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
    I hate getting emails that say "Sent From My I-Phone".b,121b,121No one gives a shit.b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121"Posted from my Dell Desktop"
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
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    b,121quite successful story we ran about the 10 commandments of cell phone etiquette
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    b,121you sound like you write for Hemispheres magazine.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Well, the version that's aimed at the IT community. b,121b,121OK, that's not exactly true, but every so often, we do engage in some flagrant click-whoring. Such as these etiquette stories.
  • HairyBelafonteHairyBelafonte 1,202 Posts
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    b,121I hate getting emails that say "Sent From My I-Phone".
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    b,121No one gives a shit.
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    b,121"Posted from my Dell Desktop"
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    b,121Be sensitive to those who are i-nsecure, the people who are tired of seeing iphones or who for some inexplicable reason hate iphones and are still using Razrs or some shit. Don't pull out your iphone around these people and be like "I don't need directions, i'll just get them from my iphone"
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    b,121they hate that.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121show off.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
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    b,121I hate getting emails that say "Sent From My I-Phone".
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    b,121No one gives a shit.
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    b,121"Posted from my Dell Desktop"
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121That's a really good one (and it bugs the shit out of me, too). But...is there a way to remove that footer? If it's something the user has no control over, I can't really use it in the article.
  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,945 Posts
    yes, its changeable to whatever you want
  • undertheradarundertheradar 619 Posts
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    b,121I hate getting emails that say "Sent From My I-Phone".
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    b,121No one gives a shit.
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    b,121"Posted from my Dell Desktop"
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    b,121That's a really good one (and it bugs the shit out of me, too). But...is there a way to remove that footer? If it's something the user has no control over, I can't really use it in the article.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Yes, you can remove it.
  • young_creamyoung_cream 540 Posts
    rule:b,121b,121U must get sim stapler appb,121b,121img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3120/2663382660_73436a1ed5.jpg"1b,121b,121it makes stapling noises
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    Thou shalt not stand by the DJ booth and use Shazam on every track played...
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
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    b,121I hate getting emails that say "Sent From My I-Phone".
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    b,121No one gives a shit.
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    b,121"Posted from my Dell Desktop"
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    b,121That's a really good one (and it bugs the shit out of me, too). But...is there a way to remove that footer? If it's something the user has no control over, I can't really use it in the article.
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    b,121Yes, you can remove it.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Word up--so there's another one to add to the list. Gracias! Keep 'em coming!
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    b,121I hate getting emails that say "Sent From My I-Phone".
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    b,121No one gives a shit.
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    b,121"Posted from my Dell Desktop"
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    b,121That's a really good one (and it bugs the shit out of me, too). But...is there a way to remove that footer? If it's something the user has no control over, I can't really use it in the article.
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    b,121Yes, you can remove it.
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    b,121Word up--so there's another one to add to the list. Gracias! Keep 'em coming!
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121yes, please make that one. I got my iphone two weeks ago and one of the first things I did was delete that footer. So lame.
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
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    b,121Thou shalt not stand by the DJ booth and use Shazam on every track played...
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Ha, try and stop me, batches!b,121b,121b,121For real though, I caught myself doing this a little bit already and I need to stop:b,121b,121Don't surf internets/watch youtubes/read emails while walking. I don't know if it's a widespread problem, but it has the poetential for headache. I've only done it when I'm alone on an empty sidewalk, but I've almost walked into stuff, so yeah. NAGL. b,121b,121if you see someone holding their shit landscape style and looking at it, that's a sign to steer clear.
  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,945 Posts
    Hehe Gary, your not the only one. b,121I forgot about your rant the night before about everyone and thier "god damn iphones" so it was insensitive of me to pull it out to get directions to Sea World the next day (which really needed no directions).b,121b,121Most importantly, and I think this should be the final comandment - An Iphone is 199$. It is cheaper at this point than some other smart phones. It is not the equivalent to buying a bentley or some shit. Do not wear it on your hip. No one cares. You are not hot shit because you dropped $200 on a phone. Especially if you are using it for monkeyball, the Izippo and the Iforty and not business.
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    b,121Iforty
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  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
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    b,121Most importantly, and I think this should be the final comandment - An Iphone is 199$. It is cheaper at this point than some other smart phones. It is not the equivalent to buying a bentley or some shit. Do not wear it on your hip. No one cares. You are not hot shit because you dropped $200 on a phone. Especially if you are using it for monkeyball, the Izippo and the Iforty and not business.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dominoes22.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121I'll probably use this one as well:b,121b,121/font1
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    b,121Don't surf internets/watch youtubes/read emails while walking.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Good shit, y'all.
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    b,121Most importantly, and I think this should be the final comandment - An Iphone is 199$. It is cheaper at this point than some other smart phones. It is not the equivalent to buying a bentley or some shit. Do not wear it on your hip. No one cares. You are not hot shit because you dropped $200 on a phone.
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  • billbradleybillbradley You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,906 Posts
    * When you go meet someone or some people for dinner or drinks don't sit there texting and/or browsing the web the whole time.b,121b,121I went and met my brother and his friends for his birthday on Monday and 90% of the table had a iPhone. Once one MF'er broke his out, the rest had to and then everyone was off in their own iPhone private mindgarden or showing each other whatever dumb shit they were looking at on the phone.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
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    b,121iPhone private mindgarden
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121I am gonna try like hell to get this phrase into the article. I have a feeling one of the editors will ixnay it, though.
  • billbradleybillbradley You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,906 Posts
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    b,121I am gonna try like hell to get this phrase into the article. I have a feeling one of the editors will ixnay it, though.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121That would be funny if you could squeeze a little soulstrut vernacular into the article.
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    b,121I am gonna try like hell to get this phrase into the article. I have a feeling one of the editors will ixnay it, though.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/nagl2.gif" alt="" 21 would be an easy one to work in, I think. b,121b,121b,121b,121I'm actually against private mind garden. If it did get in, I don't want it catching on and going mainstream. That's ours, dammit!
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
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    img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/nagl2.gif" alt="" 21 would be an easy one to work in, I think.
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    b,121I'm actually against private mind garden. If it did get in, I don't want it catching on and going mainstream. That's ours, dammit!
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Yeah, I can probably get a NAGL in there, maybe even a "get on my level." I'll try to make it as Strut-friendly as I can.
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    b,121Yeah, I can probably get a NAGL in there, maybe even a "get on my level." I'll try to make it as Strut-friendly as I can.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Get on my level would be hot too. Go forth and fight the good fight, m'man. b,121b,121b,121This will tide us over until the one Crackalack goes on Judge Judy.
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    b,121 it was insensitive of me to pull it out to get directions to Sea World the next day (which really needed no directions).
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Ha ha! I had this same exact situation recently. I'm like "there are signs all over the place!" We'd end up missing exits 'cause we were arguing about the damn GoogleMap directions!
  • empanadamnempanadamn 1,462 Posts
    i hate it when people are using the qwerty keyboard with their one index finger, touching one letter at a time ever so slightly. learn to use your thumbs!
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  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121Yeah, I can probably get a NAGL in there, maybe even a "get on my level." I'll try to make it as Strut-friendly as I can. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Get on my level would be hot too. Go forth and fight the good fight, m'man. b,121 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Man, I tried...I really did. I put in as many Strutisms as I could, I tried to reintroduce them after they got edited out, but I just got back the final edit of this stupid thing, and all Strutisms, even the "get on my level" I thought was gonna survive, got brutally chopped out. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/weaksauce.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121Damn editors. Can't they let me get away with anything? I mean, besides slacking off at work, that is.
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