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TOP TEN WAYS SARAH PALIN CAN WIN TONIGHTS DEBATE

RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
edited October 2008 in Strut Central
10) She transforms into a Lizard during the debate and devours Joe Biden and half the audience 0.0000001% chanceb,121b,1219) She announces that she has a video of a threesome between herself, her daughter and Barack. 1.2% chanceb,121b,1218) In an attempt to secure the KKK voting block she refers to Barack as ???That good looking Nigloo??? 4% chanceb,121b,1217) Joe Biden has a heart attack, gets struck by lighting or spontaneously combusts 7% chanceb,121b,1216) She doesn???t show up to the debate because today is the first day of Moose Hunting Season 11% chanceb,121b,1215) She explains that besides Russia she is also an expert on Mongolia by virtue of having a mongoloid child. 17% chanceb,121b,1214) In the middle of the debate she pulls out a hockey stick and bashes Biden in the forehead. 24% chanceb,121b,1213) The Repulicans hire Tina Fey to stand in for Palin when they discover Fey knows more about foreign affairs than their candidate does. 33% chanceb,121b,1212) TITS ??? She pulls them out and proclaims ???Hare are the two best reasons to vote for me??? Biden has above mentioned heart attack. 42% chanceb,121b,121AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY SARAH PALIN CAN WIN TONIGHTS DEBATEb,121b,1211) Gwen Ifill comes across as a condescending bitch and gets Palin the sympathy vote. 50% chance

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  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    Cleavage Might Help.
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    painfully unfunny
  • CONCEITCONCEIT 145 Posts
    11. Brain the judges...wait wrong show.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
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    b,121painfully unfunny
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121I'll admit I'm no Dane Cook.
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    b,1214) In the middle of the debate she pulls out a
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    b,121painfully unfunny
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121I need to know how high the bar is set.b,121b,121What white comedian does the one Faux Rillz consider funny.
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Seriously Rock - that shit just wasn't funny. Don't quit the day job.
  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    Rock, I thought it was funny*. b,121b,121*Except Gwen Ifill is almost robotic in her ability to keep a lid on it. She makes Couric look like Geraldo.
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    b,121Seriously Rock - that shit just wasn't funny. Don't quit the day job.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Really....you don't think I could be a professional comedian....really??b,121b,121Damn....another dream up in flames.
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    b,121Seriously Rock - that shit just wasn't funny. Don't quit the day job.
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    b,121Really....you don't think I could be a professional comedian....really??
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Come on, Rock, everyone loves your "I'm just an unbiased everyman" routine!b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /1
  • NiteKrawler45NiteKrawler45 1,062 Posts
    I've been silently hoping for a debate-table dance.
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    b,121I've been silently hoping for a debate-table dance.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121So have a good percentage of the informed world...
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
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    b,1211) Gwen Ifill comes across as a condescending bitch and gets Palin the sympathy vote. 50% chance
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121unlikely at this point. Ifill is so clearly partisan that she plans on/has been instructed to bend over backwards not to appear biased. I don't expect her to belittle Palin, though it would be fun to watch.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
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    b,121Seriously Rock - that shit just wasn't funny. Don't quit the day job.
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    b,121Come on, Rock, everyone loves your "I'm just an unbiased everyman" routine!
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Of course it's a "routine", no one can actually be that way. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohmyer1.gif" alt="" /1
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,917 Posts
    Note that I didn't imply you were [i]partisan/i1, but I think you're every bit as biased as the rest of us.
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Rockatarian!
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  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    a href="http://www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/daily-brief/2008/09/15/feeling-lucky-the-odds-of-a-president-palin" target="_blank"1YIKES./a1
  • FrankFrank 2,379 Posts
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    b,121Cleavage Might Help.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121The way her ass already looked saggy in her pageant years, I highly doubt that her cleavage will get her anywhere.b,121b,121She's got other qualities:b,121She should just be herself and go for the laughs.b,121A quirky clown with delusions of grandeur and some questionable sex-appeal for the truly desperate (majority) out there.
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    b,1214) In the middle of the debate she pulls out a
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  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
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    b,121She should just be herself and go for the laughs.
    b,121A quirky clown with delusions of grandeur and some questionable sex-appeal for the truly desperate (majority) out there.
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  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts
    a href="http://www.break.com/index/sarah-palin-sex-tape-leaked.html" target="_blank"1http://www.break.com/index/sarah-palin-sex-tape-leaked.html/a1
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