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SS Needs A Bouncer

RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,987 Posts
edited October 2008 in Strut Central
That checks ID's, keeps assmonkeys out, breaks up fights and hits on all the hot women.
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  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,174 Posts
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    b,121That checks ID's, keeps assmonkeys out, breaks up fights and hits on all the hot women.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Volunteering?
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
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    b,121hits on all the hot women.
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  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,987 Posts
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Dude....there are few enough women here as it is....you want them ALL to leave??
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,174 Posts
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    b,121That checks ID's, keeps assmonkeys out, breaks up fights and hits on all the hot women.
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    b,121Dude....there are few enough women here as it is....you want them ALL to leave??
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121I thought you had previous experience in the field, vis a vis your time on b,121LAWN GUYLAND...
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    Until a month ago, I bounced/took money for this reggae party for five years. At first, it was not at all like work. It was in a great little basement venue, lots of true music fans who knew how to party like adults and not abuse the ok-to-burn policy and generally lax approach of the owners. It changed venue and the party kept getting bigger. The assmonkey population spiked. The real heads stopped coming or came once every few months and younger don't-care-what's-playing-but-it's-cool-to-be-in-the-same-place-with-so-many-dreads! kids were the main attendees. I got into a shoving match with some guy and they gave me back-up. There was also an ok-to-burn policy in this place, but folks had no idea how to chill about it and that privilege got taken away. A small-ish, music-lovers' party turned to a large, goofy, more assh*le-than-adult event. b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/WHYMUSTICRY.gif" alt="" /1
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,987 Posts
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    b,121That checks ID's, keeps assmonkeys out, breaks up fights and hits on all the hot women.
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    b,121Dude....there are few enough women here as it is....you want them ALL to leave??
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    b,121I thought you had previous experience in the field, vis a vis your time on
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Absolutely...when I was a much younger, less ugly/cranky human.
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    I know it comes in cycles but this week has been especially cringestrut to me.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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    b,121I know it comes in cycles but this week has been especially cringestrut to me.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Was it my reposting of the Banned from the My Little Pony blog post? 'Cause I know it wasn't all the race, gender, and breast talk.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    NO kidding, some of my best jokes were in those threads!
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    We also need someone to police and root out softness.
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
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    b,121We also need someone to police and root out softness.
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    font class="post"1b,121And call out people who only like music because it's funky.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,987 Posts
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    b,121And call out people who only like music because the think it's "good".
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  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    i think the fundamentals of soulstrut are strong.
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
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    b,121And call out people who only like music because they think it's "good".
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    font class="post"1b,121Yeah, "good" is not enough--it's genius or death.
  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
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    b,121HITTIN ON THE HUNNYS AND I DONT DIGG PETTIN BUNNIES
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    b,121YOU HATIN ON ME BECAUSE I GOT A HIGH SCORE ON MINESWEEPER ON WINDOWS 95
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    b,121I RAP BETTER THEN ALL YOUR FRIENDS BECAUSE I GOT FAT ON MY BELL-END AND I CAN DEAL
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    b,121I SHOULD HAVE A CHORUS, BUT THAT SHIT IS DATED LIKE CHUCK NORRIS, I NEVER GET STALE BECAUASE I AGE LIKE A WOODEN PALE
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    b,121SAYIIINNNNN
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  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    Kum ba yah, my lord, Kum ba yah! b,121Kum ba yah, my lord, Kum ba yah! b,121Kum ba yah, my lord, Kum ba yah. b,121O Lord, Kum ba yahb,121b,121Someone's crying, Lord, Kum ba yah!b,121Someone's crying, Lord, Kum ba yah!b,121Someone's crying, Lord, Kum ba yah! b,121O Lord, Kum ba yah b,121b,121Someone's singing, Lord, Kum ba yah!b,121Someone's singing, Lord, Kum ba yah!b,121Someone's singing, Lord, Kum ba yah! b,121O Lord, Kum ba yah b,121b,121Someone's praying, Lord, Kum ba yah!b,121Someone's praying, Lord, Kum ba yah!b,121Someone's praying, Lord, Kum ba yah! b,121O Lord, Kum ba yah
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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    b,121The irony is that I am soulstrut
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  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
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  • willie_fugalwillie_fugal 1,862 Posts
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  • nzshadownzshadow 5,526 Posts
    assmonkey just got his monkey ass bounced.b,121b,121Next muppet want to step up to get shown the f*ckin door?
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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    b,121assmonkey just got his monkey ass bounced.
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  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
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    b,121Next muppet want to step up to get shown the f*ckin door?
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  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    Can you at least tell me whether it's a coincidence that Sam the Eagle looks exactly like Richard Mulligan?b,121b,121img src="http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/298/818/61/emptynest1.jpg"1 img src="http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_muppets8_1d.jpg"1
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    shit! now I got Richard Mulligan as a muppet as an avatar.b,121b,121The Swedish Chef with his real hands was cool as a kid and then creepy as an older kid.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
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  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121I know at least one dumb-ass Muppet who wound up losing his phuckin' NOSE (see below):b,121b,121object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1/param1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1/param1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1b,121b,121DON'T BE LIKE ERNIE, NOW...
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Don't confuse nzshadow with Marbury out this bitch.
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