Until a month ago, I bounced/took money for this reggae party for five years. At first, it was not at all like work. It was in a great little basement venue, lots of true music fans who knew how to party like adults and not abuse the ok-to-burn policy and generally lax approach of the owners. It changed venue and the party kept getting bigger. The assmonkey population spiked. The real heads stopped coming or came once every few months and younger don't-care-what's-playing-but-it's-cool-to-be-in-the-same-place-with-so-many-dreads! kids were the main attendees. I got into a shoving match with some guy and they gave me back-up. There was also an ok-to-burn policy in this place, but folks had no idea how to chill about it and that privilege got taken away. A small-ish, music-lovers' party turned to a large, goofy, more assh*le-than-adult event. b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/WHYMUSTICRY.gif" alt="" /1
b,121I know it comes in cycles but this week has been especially cringestrut to me.
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font class="post"1b,121b,121Was it my reposting of the Banned from the My Little Pony blog post? 'Cause I know it wasn't all the race, gender, and breast talk.
b,121HITTIN ON THE HUNNYS AND I DONT DIGG PETTIN BUNNIES
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b,121DONT HATE ON ME BECAUSE IM FREE
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b,121YOU HATIN ON ME BECAUSE I GOT A HIGH SCORE ON MINESWEEPER ON WINDOWS 95
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b,121I RAP BETTER THEN ALL YOUR FRIENDS BECAUSE I GOT FAT ON MY BELL-END AND I CAN DEAL
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b,121I SHOULD HAVE A CHORUS, BUT THAT SHIT IS DATED LIKE CHUCK NORRIS, I NEVER GET STALE BECAUASE I AGE LIKE A WOODEN PALE
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b,121SAYIIINNNNN
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font class="post"1b,121b,121This is like Shakespeare compared to some of the dreck bubbling to the surface lately.b,121b,121I blame the img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/poptartgraem5ovgm6.gif" alt="" /1 population.
Kum ba yah, my lord, Kum ba yah! b,121Kum ba yah, my lord, Kum ba yah! b,121Kum ba yah, my lord, Kum ba yah. b,121O Lord, Kum ba yahb,121b,121Someone's crying, Lord, Kum ba yah!b,121Someone's crying, Lord, Kum ba yah!b,121Someone's crying, Lord, Kum ba yah! b,121O Lord, Kum ba yah b,121b,121Someone's singing, Lord, Kum ba yah!b,121Someone's singing, Lord, Kum ba yah!b,121Someone's singing, Lord, Kum ba yah! b,121O Lord, Kum ba yah b,121b,121Someone's praying, Lord, Kum ba yah!b,121Someone's praying, Lord, Kum ba yah!b,121Someone's praying, Lord, Kum ba yah! b,121O Lord, Kum ba yah
shit! now I got Richard Mulligan as a muppet as an avatar.b,121b,121The Swedish Chef with his real hands was cool as a kid and then creepy as an older kid.
b,121Next muppet want to step up to get shown the f*ckin door?
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b,121Wait! I need to know whether or not said muppet shaves its balls before it gets 86'd.
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font class="post"1b,121b,121I know at least one dumb-ass Muppet who wound up losing his phuckin' NOSE (see below):b,121b,121object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1/param1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1/param1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1b,121b,121DON'T BE LIKE ERNIE, NOW...
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