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Women

eliseelise 3,252 Posts
edited September 2008 in Strut Central
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  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    can't live with em... can't kill em.
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    More different than men than white men and black men are different.
  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
    I have a pro-women stance.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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  • LoopDreamsLoopDreams 1,195 Posts
    are WAY more interesting then black people or white people.
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  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121You do realize that somehow a woman can be both a woman and white or black (or asian) person?
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Or Rae Dawn Chong!
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Please, no more than one non-white at a time.
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
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  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    women are very attractive
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
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  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121There's 3 billion women???let's not use absolutes.
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  • djkingottodjkingotto 1,704 Posts
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121apparently you've never met the gal who lives above me. i'm not even being shallow, i've tried multiple times to find something enjoyable about her personality. nothing,
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    some women I like:b,121b,121my Momsb,121my girlsb,121Shirin Ebadib,121Sonia Pottinger b,12110th grade English teacher, Mrs. Costellob,121Angela Davisb,121Claire Denisb,121Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    the writing is sensational but you get the idea. b,121______________________________________________b,121b,121b,121OPINION b,121TheStar.com | Worldb,121 b,121Trailblazing detective pays with her lifeb,121 b,121TORONTO STAR PHOTO b,121Malalai Kaker ??? a rare woman officer ??? became deputy commander of the Kandahar city police department, the most senior female officer in all of southern Afghanistan. b,121 b,121Taliban gunmen silence voice for Afghan womenb,121b,121Sep 29, 2008 04:30 AM b,121Rosie DiManno b,121Star Columnistb,121b,121b,121b,121Malalai Kakar was one of the bravest women I've ever known.b,121b,121No, make that one of the bravest people, regardless of gender. But she couldn't escape her sex, not in misogynist Kandahar.b,121b,121Nor could she escape her enemies.b,121b,121Yesterday, they killed her.b,121b,121Two gunmen on a motorbike shot Kakar as she travelled to work. Her 18-year-old son was critically wounded.b,121b,121The Taliban immediately took "credit" for the murder, part of a wider recent campaign targeting projects, schools and businesses run by women.b,121b,121It's impossible to say whether Kakar riled the insurgents more as a Taliban-loathing cop or a disobedient dame.b,121b,121They have long wanted her ??? and her kind ??? dead. The threats were constant and in recent months "night letters" were repeatedly received: Go home, whore, back into your burqa, or you will pay, your family will pay.b,121b,121For her valour and obstinacy, she paid with her life.b,121b,121Lt.-Col. Kakar ??? daughter of a cop, sister to five cops ??? was the first female police detective and highest-ranking policewoman in southern Afghanistan. Against all odds, she had risen to the top of the law enforcement hierarchy in Kandahar city, unsoiled by the corruption that had caused eight of her police chiefs to be fired.b,121b,121She aspired to that top job, continued to believe it a possibility. "Yes, why not?" Kakar told the Star in May. "The men I work with respect me now as an equal."b,121b,121Only as of two years ago had those men even seen her face. That's when Kakar defiantly removed her burqa on the job, wearing only a headscarf, though what she really wanted was a brimmed police cap, like the males. Pined for her own police vehicle, too, but the powers-that-be wouldn't allow that. In ultra-conservative Pashtun Kandahar, females are not allowed to drive, even the deputy commander of the city police department.b,121b,121But the chain-smoking mother of six, married to a broad-minded husband, packed heat, a shoulder-holstered pistol all the time and an AK-47 when she went out on raids.b,121b,121She was gutsy, showing more balls than many of her male colleagues during dangerous situations, including one incident where they'd bottled it in a firefight with insurgents. Kakar held her ground until reinforcements arrived. Back at the station later, she tore a strip off the cops who had fled, abandoning her, hissing: "You have long moustaches but you have no bravery."b,121b,121On her arm, Kakar carried the scar of a felon who'd bit her deeply while she was arresting him. On duty, she'd killed at least three would-be assassins, according to reports.b,121b,121Barely 5-feet-tall and clinging to her femininity, even in ill-fitting grey police uniform ??? vivid eye makeup, polish on her nails ??? Kakar had already achieved near-mythic status in Afghanistan. She dared where others cowered. And while involved as any other officer in repelling the insurgent Taliban, Kakar took professional command for crimes committed against women, heading a unit specializing in domestic violence. As a female, she could interview women, examine the bruises beneath their burqas. By the same token, she could investigate women suspected of crimes, searching under voluminous folds for weapons and drugs.b,121b,121In Afghanistan, where women are commonly subjected to abuse by husbands, fathers and husbands, Kakar was a cultural trailblazer, holding men to account and pressing charges. Females fleeing cruelty frequently took refuge in the women's wardroom at the Kandahar police station and Kakar ??? along with her squad of 10 lady officers ??? protected them. "Our constitution is supposed to protect women's rights too," she argued.b,121b,121The despised burqa, however, Kakar continued to wear when leaving her home in a purportedly secure compound to do domestic business such as shopping at the bazaar, unarmed. This was to hide her identity because Kakar knew the Taliban, as well as so many ordinary Pashtuns unaligned with the insurgency, reviled her for breaking with tradition.b,121b,121President Hamid Karzai deplored the assassination, as did the European Union.b,121b,121She told the Star she was 38. Reports yesterday claimed she was a few years older than that. I think she should be allowed this small vanity, fudging her age.b,121b,121When last I saw Kakar ??? a kiss on both cheeks ??? she was lighting up a smoke, waving farewell from the courtyard of the police station, urging me to be careful.b,121b,121"People have small, narrow minds," she said. "It will take a long time for many people to accept (females) in this position. But I want to show other women that it can be done, even here in Kandahar."b,121b,121May God embrace you, my fearless friend.b,121b,121 img src="http://www.womenforafghanwomen.org/press/images/abc-photo.jpg"1
  • mr.brettmr.brett 678 Posts
    according to Men's Health magazine, one way of telling if a woman is interested is by her response to the following:b,1211) Start by looking in her eyesb,1212) In less than a second, glance over her body, not concentrating on any particular featureb,1213) Resume eye contactb,121If she smiles, she's interestedb,121b,121let me know if it works elise.
  • young_creamyoung_cream 540 Posts
    AFRO ROMANCE
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  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
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    b,121according to Men's Health magazine, one way of telling if a woman is interested is by her response to the following:
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  • BeathovenBeathoven 20 Posts
    A man chases a woman until she catches him.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
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  • djJazzOnedjJazzOne 302 Posts
    It was a sad day when I realized my Mother was a woman. The same things that my ex-wife and girlfriends would do that pissed me off, my Mother was doing similar things to my Father.
  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    I will share some classic aussie thoughts on womenb,121b,121"If they didnt have cunts you'd stone them"b,121b,121"if only blokes had tits on their backs..."b,121b,121"you can F*ck my missus but dont you dare touch my beer"b,121b,121"whats the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everyone you know, a bitch fucks everyone expect you"b,121b,121"old enough to bleed, old enough to breed (also sometimes expressed as 'if theres grass on the pitch...")b,121b,121^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yep we are very advanced over here in terms of gender relationships including one politician who sniffs womens chairs and another tv presenter who says how much he'd like to come on a female politician live on air.... but we were the first in the wordl to give the sheilas a bloody vote.... so we aint that bad!
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
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    b,121"you can F*ck my missus but dont you dare touch my beer"
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    b,121"whats the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everyone you know, a bitch fucks everyone expect you"
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    b,121"old enough to bleed, old enough to breed (also sometimes expressed as 'if theres grass on the pitch...")
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    b,121^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yep we are very advanced over here in terms of gender relationships including one politician who sniffs womens chairs and another tv presenter who says how much he'd like to come on a female politician live on air.... but we were the first in the wordl to give the sheilas a bloody vote.... so we aint that bad!
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  • willie_fugalwillie_fugal 1,862 Posts
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121dude, lay off, they're married. it's totally cool.
  • shooteralishooterali 1,591 Posts
    Do MILF's count?/b1
  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    Hey,b,121b,121Women outlive their male spouses because they kill them with complexity. I use to live a simple life as a batchelor. Now, I gotta deal with:b,121b,1211. "The questions."b,121b,121-ANY married man knows what I'm talking about. You put on your clothes, ready to walk out the crib with wifey for dinner, then she says:b,121b,121"You're gonna wear that shirt?"b,121Me: Yeah, why?b,121Her: I don't think it goes with those pants. Where you get that shirt, anyway?b,121Me: I don't remember.b,121Her: What do you mean you don't remember, you bought it didn't you?b,121Me: I guess so, but it's been some time ago.b,121Her: Did you buy it to go with those pants?b,121b,121I think you get the gist, and to think I just wanted to go to dinner, but it became a Q&A session.b,121b,1212. "Whatever you want, dear?"b,121b,121-This one happens on Friday nights when neither of us feels like cooking. Now me, I'll roll with ordering in anything to eat because I'm not picky. But wifey, she's picky as a mofo so, trying to cut down on the complexity, I'll defer to her.b,121b,121Her: What you want to order for dinner?b,121Me: I don't care, whatever you want, hon.b,121Her: I don't know what I want, you go ahead and order something.b,121Me: No T**i, I know you're kinda picky so you pick what we eat and I'll roll with it.b,121Her: Go ahead P*****k, you make the order. I'll eat whatever you choose.b,121(side bar) I know this is a trap, but my dumb ass falls for it anyway.b,121Me: OK, I'll order a pizza from Pasiano's.b,121Her: You always want Italian, I don't want that.b,121b,121Didn't she say she'd eat whatever I picked? Wtf!b,121b,1213. "Obsessive-compulsiveness."b,121b,121-I'm a pretty matter-of-fact type of guy, far different than most women I know. I find women will obsess about farting and it can be really irritating. Here is a sample scenario.b,121b,121Her: I want to take the trash from the new place (the house) and dump it in the dumpsters at the (old) apartment.b,121(side bar) Mind you, it's Saturday morning.b,121Me: Why should we do that hon, when Midco (the trash collectors) come by on Monday morning? Can't we just put the cardboard and trash out then?b,121Her: I just wanna get rid of the stuff now so it won't pile up.b,121Me: Why go through the trouble of loading up trash bags in the trunk (of both our cars), driving them 5 miles away, and dropping them in dumpsters when the trash pick-up comes to our house on Monday?b,121Her: I just want it gone.b,121Me: Why are you so dead set on this? It seems silly.b,121Her: Don't you worry about then, I'll take the trash in my car!b,121b,121This is another one of those wtf moments. I can quote about twenty more of these where a woman does obsessive-compulsive, seemingly crazy shit that makes perfect fuskin' sense to her, yet I'm fuskin' baffled. You should've heard the conversation about buying decorative bathroom sets (e.g., matching soapdish, toothbrush holder, cups, trash can, etc.).b,121b,121Her: What do you think of this set?b,121Me: I think it looks nice.b,121Her: I like it too, but I'm not sure if those browns (of the toothbrush holder and trash can) match exactly.b,121Me: What are you talking about, they're from the same set?b,121Her: No, the brown in the trash can is darker.b,121Me: T**i, it's a trash can. It'll sit on the ground, no one will notice the diference in color anyway.b,121Her (in that shrieky, agitated tone): Well, I don't like and I don't care what you say. I know what I want in the bathroom and that's it! b,121Me: I gotta go, I can't deal with this shit! You sound crazy!b,121b,121I stepped off because I could feel myself getting agitated by the seemingly ridiculous obsessive-compulsiveness of the trash can/tooth brush holder dilemma, and I felt the situation escalating.b,121b,121This kind of shit is why TV producers make sitcoms based upon marriage. Don't get it twisted, I dearly love my wife, but women can be weird and excrutiatingly complex at times. Men are simple!!!b,121b,121Peace,b,121b,121Big Stacks from Kakalak
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