weakest song ever

PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
edited September 2008 in Strut Central
I nominate, we built this city by starship. Top that. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/weaksauce.gif" alt="" 21
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  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    I don't mind starship.b,121b,121b,121The song I think I hate the most 'ever', is probably this. b,121b,121b,121object width="425"1height="344"1param name="movie"1value=""1/param1param name="allowFullScreen"1value="true"1/param1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425"1height="344"1/embed1/object1

  • that piece of shit Kid Rock/NASCAR song that is basically "America, Fusk Yeah!"1that they torture movie goers with in the previews has quickly become the song I hate the most...it is so fusking gross and insulting

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I nominate, we built this city by starship. Top that. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/weaksauce.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I hate this song with a molten fury that exceeds all rational hate.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121that piece of shit Kid Rock/NASCAR song that is basically "America, Fusk Yeah!"1that they torture movie goers with in the previews has quickly become the song I hate the most...it is so fusking gross and insulting b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121All Summer Long - Kid Rockb,121b,121Horrible horrible horrible horrible song.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    This is the kinda shit that should be in the Winehouse/Mayfield/Obama thread.b,121b,121Too damn broad.

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  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121that piece of shit Kid Rock/NASCAR song that is basically "America, Fusk Yeah!"1that they torture movie goers with in the previews has quickly become the song I hate the most...it is so fusking gross and insulting b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121All Summer Long - Kid Rockb,121b,121Horrible horrible horrible horrible song. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121lil wayne recently cameod on the MTV awards vrsion of this song

  • Kanye West Love Lockdown is the worst song I've ever heard! img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hi.gif" alt="" 21

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121that piece of shit Kid Rock/NASCAR song that is basically "America, Fusk Yeah!"1that they torture movie goers with in the previews has quickly become the song I hate the most...it is so fusking gross and insulting b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121huge cosine. My wife and I had to suffer through this before Burn After Reading. We were pretty disgusted but we looked over to this lady on our right and the look on her face was one of pure horror. b,121b,121b,121I don't know if I could say weakest song EVAR, but it's currently riding atop the current American Top 40 Shit List Countdown.

  • LFO: Summer Girlsb,121Lenny Kravitz: Fly Awayb,121Jay-Z: Big Pimpingb,121Lil Wayne: Lollipop

  • Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun"1or whatever that crap is. Maybe not THE worst, but up there.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121that piece of shit Kid Rock/NASCAR song that is basically "America, Fusk Yeah!"1that they torture movie goers with in the previews has quickly become the song I hate the most...it is so fusking gross and insulting b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121All Summer Long - Kid Rockb,121b,121Horrible horrible horrible horrible song. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Ohhhhh I HATE Kid Rock, and that song sounds like it was assembled by a focus group of slow adults...

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121that piece of shit Kid Rock/NASCAR song that is basically "America, Fusk Yeah!"1that they torture movie goers with in the previews has quickly become the song I hate the most...it is so fusking gross and insulting b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121All Summer Long - Kid Rockb,121b,121Horrible horrible horrible horrible song. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Ohhhhh I HATE Kid Rock, and that song sounds like it was assembled by a focus group of slow adults... b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Yet you know there's someone listening to it on their radio right now, and during the intro, they're going to say "turn it up".

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121that piece of shit Kid Rock/NASCAR song that is basically "America, Fusk Yeah!"1that they torture movie goers with in the previews has quickly become the song I hate the most...it is so fusking gross and insulting b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121All Summer Long - Kid Rockb,121b,121Horrible horrible horrible horrible song. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Ohhhhh I HATE Kid Rock, and that song sounds like it was assembled by a focus group of slow adults... b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Yet you know there's someone listening to it on their radio right now, and during the intro, they're going to say "turn it up". b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Followed directly by a YEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWW!, then by the sound of a beer being opened, followed by the sound of beer being spilled, followed by a police siren, followed by the sound of a taser, then the click of handcuffs....and then by the very small, very subtle sound of the universe clicking into place once again.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121that piece of shit Kid Rock/NASCAR song that is basically "America, Fusk Yeah!"1that they torture movie goers with in the previews has quickly become the song I hate the most...it is so fusking gross and insulting b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121first thing that popped into my head when I saw the thread title. it had the crowd before at the new cohen bros. movie laughing pretty hard the night - harder than they did at the movie.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121that piece of shit Kid Rock/NASCAR song that is basically "America, Fusk Yeah!"1that they torture movie goers with in the previews has quickly become the song I hate the most...it is so fusking gross and insulting b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121All Summer Long - Kid Rockb,121b,121Horrible horrible horrible horrible song. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Ohhhhh I HATE Kid Rock, and that song sounds like it was assembled by a focus group of slow adults... b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Yet you know there's someone listening to it on their radio right now, and during the intro, they're going to say "turn it up". b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Followed directly by a YEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWW!, then by the sound of a beer being opened, followed by the sound of beer being spilled, followed by a police siren, followed by the sound of a taser, then the click of handcuffs....and then by the very small, very subtle sound of the universe clicking into place once again. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/funnypost.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121yeah, total GED rock

  • corsiccorsic oakland, ca 232 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121Lenny Kravitz: Fly Awayb,121b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Also, his version of American Woman, straight up garbage. In fact, can we just put Lenny Kravitz and his weak ass Jimi Hendrix impersonation as Weakest Musician Ever? I'd vote for that.b,121b,121I'll also have to add any Michael Bolton or Celine Dion song.b,121b,121And, speaking of "America" songs, there's another song that plays in the pre-trailer part of the movies that's pretty awful, by 3 Doors Down - more patriotic "kill the terrorists" bullsh*t. In fact, throw them up on the Weakest Musician's Ever list - and ugliest look at these fools: img src="http://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/0_9/3_Doors_Down/3.Doors.Down-band-2005.jpg"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/talib-doodoo.gif" alt="" 21

  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I nominate, we built this city by starship. Top that. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/weaksauce.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Written by Peter Wolf of the J. Geils Band

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121GED rock b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121beautiful phrase.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Followed directly by a YEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWW!b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121a href="http://imageshack.us"1target="_blank"1img src="http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5684/hillbillies20largexc9.jpg"1b,121b,121/font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121 then by the sound of a beer being opened, followed by the sound of beer being spilled, b,121b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121a href="http://imageshack.us"1target="_blank"1img src="http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/8580/a20redneck20hillbillydh9.jpg"1b,121b,121/font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121followed by a police siren, followed by the sound of a taser, then the click of handcuffs....b,121b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121a href="http://imageshack.us"1target="_blank"1img src="http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8484/10986727058681c9dc0dxw2.jpg"1b,121b,121/font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121and then by the very small, very subtle sound of the universe clicking into place once again. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121 a href="http://img177.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=56413_024-1069265674_123_149lo.jpg"1target="_blank"1img src="http://img177.imagevenue.com/loc149/th_56413_024-1069265674_123_149lo.jpg"1

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121YEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWW b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121ummm, I recently used this (minus the H) to express some truculent joy...I didn't really envision tasers, peek-a-boo overalls and chubby orgies when I wrote it. I will remove it from my lexicon IMMEDIATELY.b,121b,121I cosign on anything Kid Rock does and would like to add Nickelback, Creed, Korn, srceemo and The Steve Miller Band's The Joker. I have always hated this song and it feels like some half-assed and slow torture listening to it. Kind of like being slapped with a wet noodle repeatedly on a sweater-clad arm.

  • The entire Nickelback catalogue blows

  • anything by good charlotte.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121I nominate, we built this city by starship. Top that. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/weaksauce.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Written by Peter Wolf of the J. Geils Band b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121There are two Peter Wolves. As a fan of Geils (esp. the first two albums), I must point out that "We Built This City" was written by the OTHER Peter Wolf.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121The entire Nickelback catalogue blows b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Ha! Exactly what i was thinking.b,121b,121b,121My nominations:b,121b,121* anything by dutch group Kaneb,121* redneck - cotton eye joeb,121* akon - lonelyb,121*....and the list goes on and on..

  • rogbrogb 172 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121that piece of shit Kid Rock/NASCAR song that is basically "America, Fusk Yeah!"1that they torture movie goers with in the previews has quickly become the song I hate the most...it is so fusking gross and insulting b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Dale Earnhart Jr:b,121b,121"Download this song free. Search national guard warrior"

  • PonyPony 2,283 Posts
    Oh how I loathe these...b,121b,121object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1b,121object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1b,121b,121Co-sign on all the Kid Rock hate, dude is a shit stain.

  • corsiccorsic oakland, ca 232 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121anything by good charlotte. b,121b,121h,121
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I cosign on anything Kid Rock does and would like to add Nickelback, Creed, Korn, srceemo and The Steve Miller Band's The Joker.b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I wouldn't say The Joker is the weakest song ever, there's much much worse out there. Like, say, any Avril Levigne song, any Dave Matthews Band song, any Dixie Chicks song ... the list goes on and on and on ... img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bucs.gif" alt="" 21

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    I agree with that and I just knew someone was going to back with "aww, it ain't that bad". Just saying it is to me. I guess it's also that most people will turn the dial if that other crap comes up, but geenrally, folks are fine to sit through The Joker and even turn it up and sing along.b,121b,121AK!!!

  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Dave Matthews Bandb,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121This is the band you'd listen to if you were Jack Nicholson at the end of 'One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest'
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