RAKIM WTF were you thinking????

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  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    b,121b,121It's towards the end. So ill, Eric B. hangs the midget on the wall.

  • Does it bother anyone else when a dj in a video is scratching and there is no scratching going on in the track at the time? or just me. probably just me.b,121b,121but GOD DAMNIT ERIC STOP SCRATCHING LIKe YOUR PLAYING THE BASSLINE and go HANG UP THE MIDGET!

  • Quote:h,121b,121Does it bother anyone else when a dj in a video is scratching and there is no scratching going on in the track at the time? or just me. probably just me.b,121b,121but GOD DAMNIT ERIC STOP SCRATCHING LIKe YOUR PLAYING THE BASSLINE and go HANG UP THE MIDGET! b,121b,121h,121
    p1b,121You took the words right out of my mouth ... b/w what is Eric's purpose? To look big and do fake scratches? He's doing a good job but, really?

  • Quote:h,121b,121 what is Eric's purpose?b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121too make sure Rakim gets him his money

  • Quote:h,121b,121 what is Eric's purpose? b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121bodyguard.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    On a somewhat related note, I just got the call and have been asked to be Rakim's DJ. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121First shows this weekend at this little joint/a1...

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    I feel like I am going to pass out, jesus

  • Look at it this way - Eric B. left the bar set pretty low!

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121On a somewhat related note, I just got the call and have been asked to be Rakim's DJ. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121First shows this weekend at this little joint/a1... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/green30sv.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/liljohn.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hard2.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jeigh.gif" alt="" 21

  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    Hellz yeah, i hope you said yesh.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    I said yes.

  • U gotta rock a satyr costume?

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Hooves and all.

  • Question is do you have those balls to juggle in one hand, while cutting with the other?b,121b,121img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/pasue23is.gif" alt="" 21

  • damn,cos. i mean, it aint '88 anymore, but this is still an affirmation of the highest order. THE CULMINATING EVENT. you should just spontaneously combust at the end of the set and cement your legacy in the hiphop hall of fame b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/green30sv.gif" alt="" 21

  • Quote:h,121b,121 you should just spontaneously combust at the end of the set b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/pasue23is.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121b,121but yo cos, this is AMAZING. I mean this shit really puts you on a whole different plane, "get on my level" indeed.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts

  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121I want to know where the devil/demon got his funky ass shoes from!!! Hes got the Hadean pimp look down pat... b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121He's supposed to be a Satyr. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121But he's still rocking some slick footwear for a mythalogical creature.... (with bells and all)

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I said yes. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!b,121b,121I can now say that i know Rakims DJ, and then when people say "really?" i can say "yeah, we chat on this one message board" b,121b,121and they will go "on the internet? you know this guy on the internet" and ill go "um, yeah..." b,121b,121and they will go "HAHAHAHAHA" and ill go "no but its not like that bro, its this message board called soulstrut and its all about..." b,121b,121and they will go "hahaha GAY!" b,121b,121and ill say "no, wait! for real i know that dude man" and they will go "FUCKIN GAY!" and ill say "but imma moderator" b,121b,121and then they will shun me like a leper and i will drink alone.b,121b,121Fusk you Cosmo Baker, you and your high falutin HipHop royalty lifestyle.
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