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Attention Chad: Speak Upon It (NICE! rltd.)

faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
edited September 2008 in Strut Central
Got more scars on my face than the real Scarface/Or the homie Scarface!b,121b,121b,121b,121And, once again, your dude ODs on the West Side signifiers in order to distract us from the fact that he sounds like a New York mixtape dude; I swear there's one purported true crime narrative where he describes hittin' switches while he does a driveby.b,121b,121Bonus beat: having made the covers of People and US, Sarah Palin is overdue for a Game reference. And when it comes it will be something so dumb we'll all be scratching our heads trying to discern the double meaning because, surely, he didn't just say that.b,121b,121i1I eat Mooseburgers like Sarah Palin.[/i]

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  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    I copped LL tonite.
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Tatted up like that boy Levi Johnston!
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121b,121b,121i1I got ma 'caine[/b] like Sarah Palin.[/i] b,121b,121h,121
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121b,121b,121i1I got ma 'caine[/b] like Sarah Palin.[/i] b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121YES!b,121b,121i1Push 'Caine like I was Sarah Palin behind that wheelchair[/i]
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121the Wess side killa / I'm five mics illa / yikes the boy is nice / more ice than Wasillab,121b,121h,121
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    International thugtleman, please do the knowledgeb,121Keep it moving like I was Sarah Palin switching community colleges/a1
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121I copped LL tonite. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121smhb,121b,121b,121"her mom plays bingo, she rides mandingo!"
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Your body's a gun baby, pump me full of lead!
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    "we finished the six pack, she leaned her seat back/b,121pulled up her skirt so she could let me peep that!"
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    until I have had the opportunity to properly assess this tape I suggest we continue with the Palin-themed rhymes.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    I never went to law school but I know a little bit/b,121Enough that you won't illegally search my shit!
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121I never went to law school but I know a little bit/b,121Enough that you won't illegally search my shit! b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Birds in the trunk, but it's still smooth sailin'b,121You couldn't touch the snowmobile if your name was Todd Palin
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Moving through Alaska at a snow pimp's pace/b,121Kind of like the turtle with the rabbit in the race/b,121Got a blood thirsty bowie knife that'll eat your face/b,121Got a money hungry lawyer that'll beat the case"
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    the snowman, homie / even your fam know meb,121pushing big wheels like Todd push that Zamboni
  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    Plaese to include in your rhymes the following terms:b,121b,121Wasilla, Down Syndrome, Pipeline, Road to Nowhere.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    "Fusk the media, they gunning for my head/b,121Endangered like the polar bears, people want me dead/b,121Tried to build a bridge to nowhere, but instead/b,121I sent them packing back to Washington and kept all the bread"
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121Plaese to include in your rhymes the following terms:b,121b,121Wasilla, Down Syndrome, Pipeline, Road to Nowhere. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121 the game needs you like we need a bridge to nowhereb,121the game needs me so bitch don't even go there.b,121
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121Plaese to include in your rhymes the following terms:b,121b,121Wasilla, Down Syndrome, Pipeline, Road to Nowhere. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121 Like retarded jokes with Palin / my rhymes sure to hit homeb,121On the mic please beleive I got that "straight up and down" syndrome.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121Plaese to include in your rhymes the following terms:b,121b,121Wasilla, Down Syndrome, Pipeline, Road to Nowhere. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121 For a honey I got the right lines / my rhymes is like they lifelineb,121I drilled in your girl's wetlands, straight laid that pipeline.
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    cotdam this post is heat.
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    true redneck boahh from wasilla b,121go 'head ask your self who more trilla
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    The difference between my rhymes and yours?.............lipstick.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121 The difference between my rhymes and yours?.............lipstick. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121heart colder than Alaska but I'm sweet like a chipwich...
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    i agreeb,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121Moving through Alaska at a snow pimp's pace/b,121Kind of like the turtle with the rabbit in the race/b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sscg.gif" alt="" 21
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    The master of this / the kid is nice when you hear the soundb,121The Alaska of this / I stays iced down year round.
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121 The difference between my rhymes and yours?.............lipstick. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121heart colder than Alaska but I'm sweet like a chipwich... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Spray myself w/ Moose piss,Hockey mom who's daughter made a Hat Trick
  • selperfugeselperfuge 1,165 Posts
    our kids came here tonight to get started b,121to cold act ill or get retarded
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121our kids came here tonight to get started b,121to cold act ill or get retarded b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/funnypost.gif" alt="" 21
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