What makes a thread CLASSIC?
Young_Phonics
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I feel like we haven't had a face-melter in a minute. So what does make a classic soulstrut thraed?Here's my criteria:No less than 3-4 pagesRandom/Less frequent poasters poastingNew Catch PhraseNew Graemlin "Salma Hayek" appearancesSomeone getting clowned when a picture of them is unearthed.Anything else?
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Fuck that. Crystal Meth day had me ROLLING.
Not to downplay the seriousness of crystal myth addiction. But, I WILL play up the ridiculousness of Soulstrut as Rehab Facility.
That shit was incredible. When, 'The Official Crystal Parody Thread Cross Reference,' hit, that DAY became a classic. I was stiffling laughter at my desk...
Foreigners (non-US residents): Think about it. Some classic SS threads involved some one from a foreign country, esp. Europeans (see: Andrea/my son collect funk45)
Teenage posters: Supertoaster/superpoaster and
Anything dealing with Black people, White and/or Asian women: Easily a 5 pager on any given day.
"ring spun, 3 ply 100% mercerized cotton"
Stressdollaz
sabadabada
Dolo Yeung
HarveyCanal
Faux Rillz
Good music threads & nonsense threads, plus Crystal Day got everybody jumpin.
^^^ that thread kicks off with the poasting equivalent of a drum break ^^^
- and I call bullshit on any sabadabadabada-centric threads dubbed "classic."
dude had plenty of unplayed acetates