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Hermie's a lurker

djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
edited May 2008 in Strut Central
say whatever you want about him, he won't do anything about it. oh yeah, he likes boat shoes.
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  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    he's got combustible gas as well.
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    I heard he's actually Guatemalan.
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    we talk about he-man on the pm
  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    I heard he's actually Guatemalan.

    naw, that's his thick accent. He was trying to tell you he's a watermelon.
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    ohcrap. i forgot about dude's teen angels.

    hey drez! if youre in la habra at that liquor store with the teen angels, can u pick up a issue?
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    I heard he's fond of "going to NYC" from time to time...








    ...if you know what I mean.
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Herm gave me the best piece of advice ever:



    ...and I've ignored it ever since

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    Herm watches the Suite Life of Zach and Cody on the daily
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    herm combs out his pubes with tres flores
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    The deal with Herm is this, he is actually light skinned Black man, who has a really greasy activator curl, well back in the day when the curl fell out of style homes was really reluctant to get a fade so he concocted this whole Mexidentity so he could keep his activator juice flowing and there you have it.

    FAKE MEXICAN - REAL CURL.
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    herm wears a hairnet on his shoulder tufts
  • chasechase 767 Posts
    he never calls
  • hermes1hermes1 109 Posts
    this thread is unreal
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    The deal with Herm is this, he is actually light skinned Black man, who has a really greasy activator curl, well back in the day when the curl fell out of style homes was really reluctant to get a fade so he concocted this whole Mexidentity so he could keep his activator juice flowing and there you have it.

    FAKE MEXICAN - REAL CURL.

    Lurker traits revealed
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    Mexidentity


    This is excellent. It's unfortunate how rarely one could work it into conversation , for me at least. That's probably part of what makes it so excellent.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    SLEEPOVER
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    Herm asked me what I wanted to drink..I said Jameson, he handed me a Jameson WITH ICE IN IT...I mean COME ON!
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    ARIZONA STAND UP

  • hermes1hermes1 109 Posts
    Jameson with ice; not on my watch.
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    he's a real gentleman, but i second jp's theory that he is a fake mexican. he doesn't even pronounce herm with a silent h.
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    Herm's car is articulate.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    3 more fun facts about Herm:

    1. Herm's real name is Sherman, and his gang name is "Sherm Stick".

    2. Don't let his boyish good looks fool you - Herm is one of a mere half-dozen Arizona citizens actually older than John McCain.

    3. On that record Murs made about Christina Ricci, he was really sweet talking Herm in their secret code. To one-up his man, Herm arranged for the Spice Girls to serenade the couple privately at the top of the Matterhorn.
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts


    1. Herm's real name is Sherman, and his gang name is "Sherm Stick".


    LOL! JP is
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts


    3. On that record Murs made about Christina Ricci, he was really sweet talking Herm in their secret code. To one-up his man, Herm arranged for the Spice Girls to serenade the couple privately at the top of the Matterhorn.

    I can verify this one I've seen pictures.

    Herm often refers to Murs as his "boo" whereas Murs has just shortened Hermies name to "her"
  • hermes1hermes1 109 Posts
    Mi espanol no deberia de ponerse en cuestion, lo hablo y lo escribo perfectamente bien. Mi identidad real es punto aparte. Sherman ! Tsk tsk.
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    Hermes1...??eres Herm Falso? Favor de proveerme con pruebas irrefutables que s?? eres El Hombre de la Salsa Picante.
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    found it!

  • hermes1hermes1 109 Posts
    Hermes falso ???
    Que pruebas necesitas ?
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    Hermes falso ???
    Que pruebas necesitas ?

    you're not who I am referring to, although assuming you are is making this thread even funnier.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Hermes falso ???
    Que pruebas necesitas ?

    you're not who I am referring to, although assuming you are is making this thread even funnier.

    And thinking you just misspelled Hermes as "Hermie's".

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