stupid shit you did lately
ako
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recently i was cleaning my house...i took my trash can outside to dump it out in the dumpster. came back inside.a few minutes later i was going to throw something away and couldnt find where i put the trash can anywhere. i go outside and its in the dumpster. i threw away my entire trashcan.
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stayed up till 5 AM and didnt get a damn thing accomplished. crap! goodnight!
Holmes: thats one hell of a story. respect for getting back on that board man.
A few weeks ago i got really drunk at a friends birthday dinner. On the way home i thought it would be a great idea to drop into my mates house uninvited. Suffice to say jumping gates in the dark after a few too many drinks is not a good look. I rolled my ankle and had to take the next few days off work. Awesome.
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hahaha I did this exact same thing like 3 weeks ago. my girl was asking me where the trashcan was.
I had something similar but I was little when it happened....I'll share it with you anyway.
Little kids can hold in their poo for ages untill you realise you really have to go and it's a matter of seconds.
I rushed inside (cheeks squeezed together), opened the toiletdoor, managed to pull down my pants, swang round without seeing the lid was still down and took a shit right on the lid. It was terrible man....
one of the stupidest things I did lately was when I was recording over the weekend. I was recording a pianist and a violinist doing a bunch of sonatas at a cathedral. When I was breaking down equipment at the end of the day, the 2 musicians took this big heavy table I had my gear on and were putting it back in this other room. I ran over to help them by opening these double doors so they could get it through. When they were halfway through it I let go of one door and held the other so they could pass. When i did that the one door went crashing right onto the violinists fingers. She screamed "MY FINGERS!!!!!" then freaked out. Talmbout her livelihood was in those fingers. I felt like an ass after that. But she was fine after she calmed down. Thank god. This women was the head of the string department at this university and toured internationally.
The police were useless (CCTV footage and everything didn't help at all). It was NOT insured.
Most expensive cheese I ever bought.
saturday morning on my way to get coffee i went to text her jokingly about a pick-up game of soccer she wanted to challenge me in, only to find out i left off [possibly] the last digit in her number.
d'oh
i got a story like this except the opposite. about 4 years old, ran into the bathroom with a prairie dog pokin, but didn't realize the seat was up. sat down right into the toilet water.
i did some dumb shit just about an hour ago. i kinda had a long night last night and when i woke up this morning i thought it was tuesday. so i went to my 9:40 tuesday class and walked into the middle of a 400 level history class. i think i got a couple laughs but i've also already missed 2 classes today because of it.
it sounds nutty, but you should just test out numbers 0-9 till you get it
no you're right, hahahahaha!
that's the first thing that came to my mind. but i know i'll see her out on friday so i'm letting the week be somewhat of a grace period.