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There Are No Picnics In Prison(NSFW)

RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
edited March 2008 in Strut Central


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  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Hold up. Dude was humpin' the table?


  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    When I heard this story on the radio yesterday the first thing I thought was Redwood = Splinters......but it appears to be a metal table??
  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    I'm guessing it wasn't about the table but the children. If you think about it he was probably looking at the children while doing this which makes it even worse . Seriously , what are they thinking about when they let this sick mofo get off the hook like that. Hopefully they'll put him on blast enough for people to know not to trust him with any children.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Captain Matt Johnson form the Belleview Police department ate all the pies.

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    Dude is obviously pretty wacked, but people on there
    are acting like he killed somebody ... talmbout "HE
    SHOULD NOT BE ON THE STREETS - HE MIGHT GET NUDE AGAIN"

    I mean, did I miss something, or are we talking about
    public nudity here? It's gross, but how is it a felony?
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    that dirty little picnic table was asking for it.

    all dressed up like a slut in its gingham tablecloth

    gagging for it.




    Breaking news: picnic tables myspace account hacked! provocative photo leaked...




























    slut
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    Dude is obviously pretty wacked, but people on there
    are acting like he killed somebody ... talmbout "HE
    SHOULD NOT BE ON THE STREETS - HE MIGHT GET NUDE AGAIN"

    I mean, did I miss something, or are we talking about
    public nudity here? It's gross, but how is it a felony?

    Its a felony cause he is naked within distance of small children.
  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    hahhaha
  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    ^ You think it's funny to be naked within distance of small children? ^










































    I keed.
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    i do all kinds of crazy things when i'm drunk too
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    i do all kinds of crazy things when i'm drunk too

    If you're drunk at noon on your front porch, nude, feeding wood to your picnic table I suggest rehab.
  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,129 Posts
    I think this is pretty tame for work. But effeminate emo, SUV driving, striped shirt guy and that lady who couldn't spit out a comprehensible sentence ("hopefully...it stays...between the adults...so the information...doesn't get...kids aren't so cruel") were funny
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts
    Won't somebody think of the children!



    I call bullshit. Seriously, equating picnic table sex with some form of child endangerment is just silly. Didn't dude record these and release them on DVD's? Seems like some wannabe Jackass guy rather than a pedophile. File this under media exaggeration.
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    i do all kinds of crazy things when i'm drunk too

    If you're drunk at noon on your front porch, nude, feeding wood to your picnic table I suggest rehab.

  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    Won't somebody think of the children!



    I call bullshit. Seriously, equating picnic table sex with some form of child endangerment is just silly. Didn't dude record these and release them on DVD's? Seems like some wannabe Jackass guy rather than a pedophile. File this under media exaggeration.


    BUT BUT BUT..."..children could have seen it had they been playing"

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    The girl they interview is clearly saying she hopes that his kids don't get bullied too much cause of this. And they completely twist what she's saying. WTF indeed.



    Dude fucks his table in the backyard = pervert

    Dude fucks his table in the frontyard = hang him
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Won't somebody think of the children!


    I call bullshit. Seriously, equating picnic table sex with some form of child endangerment is just silly. Didn't dude record these and release them on DVD's? Seems like some wannabe Jackass guy rather than a pedophile. File this under media exaggeration.

    The neighbor video taped it as proof it was going on.

    Dude obviously just needs a hug.

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