Pagan Society ??? (WTF) Jungle Bros Related

Murdock

Afrika Baby Bam (Jungle Brothers) has a new group called the PAGAN SOCIETY/B>. Complete with a mantra which you can read or listen to on his myspace page. P> http://www.myspace.com/pagansociety1 P>P>P>P>

SouthCrackalack

magnetic

Spankrock?

m_dejean

P>

http://www.myspace.com/pagansociety1

Wow. I'm at a loss for words.
The music is really bad.
The mantra is funny.

"B.A.M.(BadAssMuthfuka)"



What the hell happened to that dude?

Young_Phonics

Rootlesschadmo?

That's funny because I just called him a pagan last night.

pacman

WTF?

Good lord, the music was terrible. I wish I could have those 5 minutes of my life back.

Big_Stacks

Yo,

All I can say is that was

Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak

FamousMortimer

File under: German Industrial Coil.

batmon

Pagan Society In the wake of the death of hip hop as an authentic culture, from the ashes rise Pagan Society. Before hip hop had a name it experimented and mixed together existing genres of music to evolve into itself. It was a rebellious movement that later conformed and allowed itself to be pimped by corporate interest who initially gave it the cold shoulder. It had more juice when it was underground and only those in the know were up on it. Now it???s been reduced to one hit wonders and token puppets who are being used to sell everything but music. We the people of Pagan Society are not nostalgic underground backpacking culture vultures, hip hop groupies trying to bust a rap star nut for our ego???s sake so we can say we fucked her too; correction some of us are culture vultures. Nor are we trying to create another sub-genre of the style to get you gassed up on the new cookie cuttin??? shit we baked to get your deflated dollar. We???re a movement with leaders that are opening the gates of hell and letting out a fury of creativity that has no boundaries. The way you thought the world would be before your brain got child molested by social norms. Like the internet we are not regulated by rules. We???re Pagan and everything we do is Pagan! We???re not studio gangsters and we???re not fake self-righteous concious rappers. We???re demons on the loose taking all you fake, pretentious, industry-niggas to hell for your own good. We say whatever we want and do whatever the fuck we want because we???re Pagan. We Paganize every THING until your brain can???t remember what it was ???told??? to call it. The leaders of our movement are B.A.M.(BadAssMuthfuka) and 2nen Bladez. Both made attempts to save the cash cows from going to the slaughter house. But the grass was too green on the other side of the fence for cash cows to resist. After the platinum plaques, the rented jewelry, the rented cars and MtV crib houses, the chicken commercials, the energy drinks, the clothing lines, the grammy???s, the oscars and the layway bitches, they watched the skeletons of these cash cows get dumped back on the streets where they came from like toothless crackhead ex-convicts released from puppet purgatory. Like Martin Luther King these cows under the control of crafty poverty-pimps fought to be intergrated in the systems date-raping machine. To be prisoners in the Pretty Hate Machine???s asset column for a few grains of grass. Well now it???s time to mow the lawn and the PaganSociety is in charge of waste disposal. We have Bone Collectors, CultureVultures, ScavengerHunters, and GrimStoners. Like Haysuess(Jesus)- as if such a person really existed- you won???t find us in any Temples of hiphop because they???re all hollow vessels of corruption and bogusness. Any crusader purist of hiphops past are just hollograms; ghosts in the machine screaming "yes yes yall" hoping to evoke the spirit of KidCreole. And you won???t find us singing like Magilla Gorillas in the window telling the world we???re "Crazy" even though we know we are. And we do like corruption by the way but only when we???re doing it. You might call us demons not because you view us as something bad for you. The opposite is true- we???re demons because we???re something good for you that you don???t want to eat, but what could be worse than all the bullshit you already ate. We know some of you???d rather have a K.West dick burger in your mouth because you thought a gay-rapper could save hiphop. But you found out that it was just neatly packaged dissolved-middle-class-low-testosterone-throwback-black orphan-EmmanuelLewis-CosbyKid-era-junk-food-rap-for-the-Soul? We predict certainl, because we know that after you get in bed with us, everything you experience through your 6 primitive senses will be sent back as a message to your brain that says "Pagan". Every bit of your essence including what little bit of collective soul society has left will tell that what your experiencing is PaGan, Pagan? PAGAN! We welcome all 65Billion sheeps on the planet to your new world - PaganSociety! "Be Pagan and Proud" We hate when your fake but we love when your PagaN. P.S.101



hes mad though

FamousMortimer

Like Haysuess(Jesus)- as if such a person really existed- you won???t find us in any Temples of hiphop because they???re all hollow vessels of corruption and bogusness. Any crusader purist of hiphops past are just hollograms; ghosts in the machine screaming "yes yes yall" hoping to evoke the spirit of KidCreole. And you won???t find us singing like Magilla Gorillas in the window telling the world we???re "Crazy" even though we know we are. And we do like corruption by the way but only when we???re doing it. You might call us demons not because you view us as something bad for you. The opposite is true- we???re demons because we???re something good for you that you don???t want to eat, but what could be worse than all the bullshit you already ate. We know some of you???d rather have a K.West dick burger in your mouth because you thought a gay-rapper could save hiphop. But you found out that it was just neatly packaged dissolved-middle-class-low-testosterone-throwback-black orphan-EmmanuelLewis-CosbyKid-era-junk-food-rap-for-the-Soul?

This is kind of on point, guys.

Young_Phonics

Like Haysuess(Jesus)- as if such a person really existed- you won???t find us in any Temples of hiphop because they???re all hollow vessels of corruption and bogusness. Any crusader purist of hiphops past are just hollograms; ghosts in the machine screaming "yes yes yall" hoping to evoke the spirit of KidCreole. And you won???t find us singing like Magilla Gorillas in the window telling the world we???re "Crazy" even though we know we are. And we do like corruption by the way but only when we???re doing it. You might call us demons not because you view us as something bad for you. The opposite is true- we???re demons because we???re something good for you that you don???t want to eat, but what could be worse than all the bullshit you already ate. We know some of you???d rather have a K.West dick burger in your mouth because you thought a gay-rapper could save hiphop. But you found out that it was just neatly packaged dissolved-middle-class-low-testosterone-throwback-black orphan-EmmanuelLewis-CosbyKid-era-junk-food-rap-for-the-Soul?

This is kind of on point, guys.

i like how dude is calling Kanye "gay rapper low testosterone"

dudes sound bitter. glittered

FamousMortimer

i like how dude is calling Kanye "gay rapper low testosterone"

I don't think any of the music on the Pagan Society page can be described as anything close to "low testosterone."

But yes, he does wear eyeliner. We've established that. What a big homofaggot.

Young_Phonics

i like how dude is calling Kanye "gay rapper low testosterone"

I don't think any of the music on the Pagan Society page can be described as anything close to "low testosterone."

But yes, he does wear eyeliner. We've established that. What a big homofaggot.

please, he's mad. I'm feeling how you're defending dude. It's an entertaining look.

FamousMortimer

please, he's mad. I'm feeling how you're defending dude.

Agreeing, not defending.

He's mad.

The-gaffler

JSMOOTH WHERE YOU AT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! so this is what whatever his name was talkin about last night. ohhh lord...

FamousMortimer

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Snapping

from further down in the myspace page:

It's just too hard to be normal around a bunch of fake people you know. Its like trying not to laugh at a retarded person in their face. I just can't hold it in. LmAO. I have to force myself to think in the box and when i get in there niggaz are rubbin two stix together like its the coolest shit to do. I'm like damn people how bout usin a cigarette lighter. Niggaz is still cashin checks...Man come on just wire my shit. no im not drunk yet im just out of my mind makin music to keep me focused. K.I.Proper's down on SoufBeach. Mayhem comin thu. we supposed to hit up this spot around the way. Check in on the herd and see what the big deal is. What happens when roaches dont run when you turn the lights on? You take off ya pradas and smash'em wit some sneakers u dont wear anymore!. LOL. I know - it's Pagan.

as much as the music and image of this project are truly terrible, dude's ranting is quite entertaining

tonyphrone

WTF?

Good lord, the music was terrible. I wish I could have those 5 minutes of my life back.

I blame florida and the lack of Mike G.

This is really rough- but please let's not forget the brilliance of:

Raystar

He just stuntin like his daddy...