Google Analytics Blows My MInd

Danno3000

About a month ago I installed Google Analytics on my website and since then I've been fascinated by where the people who view my site are from and how they get there.Most people listen to Waxing Deep from the USA, Canada, Japan, and Western Europe. No surprises there (although the number of people who listen in the Netherlands was unexpected), but Luxembourg (10 unique visits so far??), Indonesia, Turkey, Bahrain, Trinidad and Tobago, the UAE, Algeria, Mozambique, the Palestinian Territory, Mozambique, Malta, and IRAN?I mean come on! What could be more fantastic than Iranians--although apparently only three--rocking out to Rockadelic's psych set? That's really cool.Apparently, most people come to Waxing Deep through google by searching for stuff related to body waxing, like "man waxing milwaukee". Other notable searches that apparently take you to Waxing Deep:"a man called warwick" (really popular--hell yeah!)black vinyl junkymatthew larkin cassellsuper rare disco downloadsdigging records argentinarap leagues picture galleryshanty disco picsmaple syrup pornwaxing porno galleryWhat are the random searches that bring people to your site?

FYBS

I'm constantly amazed by japan and india. England as well.

Pistol_Pete

maple syrup porn

I keep accidentally going to your site thinking you got that hot new maple syrup porn.

Pistol_Pete

In all seriousness, the informatin you can get from this is mindblowing.
So valuable for someone running a business online.

nzshadow

i use GA both professionaly and personally, the info it gives is astounding (the site overlay and funnel fetures are nxet level)

as far as keywords, my Confessions of a porn store clerk blog gets some absolute doozeys.

Here are some of the better ones:

screamer sex
you jizz
"bollywood" and (cock or schlong or penis)
"violently Frickin'" video
a boys flucking a dolls
balloon humpers
broom handle porn
jerry hall bellybutton picture
large todger
stall wall cum soaked
rita simons sucking cock

brilliant.

check out the analytics university link on the GA page for some serious

Junior

Only installed Analytics fairly recently but a couple of favourites:

bald woman on ohio players album covers
extrem fuzz website
how to take heroin[/b]
how to mix metal music

selperfuge

how do you view full referral URLs a la sitetracker? if i see 200 referrals from soulstrut on a tuesday afternoon, it just says soulstrut.com, and not the actual thread where someone poasted a link.

nzshadow

how do you view full referral URLs a la sitetracker? if i see 200 referrals from soulstrut on a tuesday afternoon, it just says soulstrut.com, and not the actual thread where someone poasted a link.

click thatnlink, it will take you to a new page, then click 'view this page'

Flomotion

shanty disco pics

Shanty disco sounds like the greatest genre ever.

The_Non

Not to burst your bubble Danno, but maybe people look in an effort to hack your site? Also, they could be English/Aussie/American living/working in those countries.
It is still interesting though.

Danno3000

Not to burst your bubble Danno, but maybe people look in an effort to hack your site? Also, they could be English/Aussie/American living/working in those countries.
It is still interesting though.

Do people just hack random sites, or do they actually care about hacking my site?

Regardless, you've stolen my innocence and it sucks.

elise

on another message board I frequent on, one of the admins. told me that someone googled "Dj bozak's girlfriend"...and it came up at that website....weird.

Made me want to start a thread there and starting talking shit, but there are some weirdos on the internet. I kind of picked that up here



GA can be a good thing sometimes and freaky.