R. KELLY BEER

grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
edited March 2008 in Strut Central
ok, i swear to buddha i drank this at the liquor store across the street from the w. oakland bart station. and it was only on shelves for like a few weeks and only in the shittiest corner stores. but i cant find any info on the innernets about it. am i going crazy? wasnt there a r. kelly beer?

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  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    wasnt there a r. kelly beer?

    my mind is telling me no...

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    but my body!

    my body's telling me yes!!!!

    i swear! there was a poster for it and everything. this was around like 2001.

  • alieNDNalieNDN 2,181 Posts
    but my body!

    my body's telling me yes!!!!


    were you underage in 2001? if so, i think kelly put roofies in your beer.


  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    wasnt there a r. kelly beer?
    Pisswater

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    im grandpa_shig, holmes. i was around when they invented water.

    and no reynaldo. i mean, yes it was bad, but im not talken bout the peepee jokes.

  • wasnt there a r. kelly beer?
    Pisswater

    Naw, that wasn't it.

    Golden Shower Malt Liquor.

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    ok, ive come to the conclusion that everyone is crazy except me.

    r. kelly beer existed! i know it did im not making thisup!

  • what you drink don't make us piss.



    REAL TALK

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    wasnt there a r. kelly beer?
    Pisswater


    Damn! Stolen.

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    wasnt there a r. kelly beer?
    Pisswater


    Damn! Stolen.

    its alright. say it again. its not stopping anyone else from using this tired joke. it wasnt funny at first but now that like 6 of you have used the same joke its actually starting to get funny again.

    anyways, im on a motherfucken mission to prove the existence of this beverage!!!

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    wasnt there a r. kelly beer?
    Pisswater


    Damn! Stolen.

    its alright. say it again. its not stopping anyone else from using this tired joke. it wasnt funny at first but now that like 6 of you have used the same joke its actually starting to get funny again.

    anyways, im on a motherfucken mission to prove the existence of this beverage!!!

    I'm from Chicago. I have Licence.

    You sure it wasnt "O'Kelly's?" Both are close in spelling and, by extension, are related to midgets in suits.

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    no way dude. r. kelly. the beer ad poster for it was kind of a interpolation of his "r." album cover art. someone has to know. well, come to think of it, they were only sold at the ghetto corner stores so maybe nobody here saw it.



    but i swear there was a r. kelly beer.

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    hi! im awake. ok, so someone tell me im not crazy. i couldnt get any sleep last night cuz i was thinking about this.

    just kidding. but really, is there anybody out there?

  • billbradleybillbradley You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,889 Posts
    wasnt there a r. kelly beer?

    my mind is telling me no...


  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    argh

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    but my body!

    my body's telling me yes!!!!



    This was gold.



    gold like a shower, that is.

  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    haters wanna hate...lovers wanna love...

  • no way dude. r. kelly. the beer ad poster for it was kind of a interpolation of his "r." album cover art. someone has to know. well, come to think of it, they were only sold at the ghetto corner stores so maybe nobody here saw it.



    but i swear there was a r. kelly beer.

    Made an account just to reply to this, but I believe it was an alcoholic cider that he collaborated with during his 2001 summer tour, and I know i'm about 16 years late, cut me some slack

    YemskyElectrode

  • It was called R or something like that, I remember because I still have the varsity jacket from his tp2.com tour

  • ppadilhappadilha 2,236 Posts


  • YemskyYemsky 709 Posts
    Oranguru said:
    no way dude. r. kelly. the beer ad poster for it was kind of a interpolation of his "r." album cover art. someone has to know. well, come to think of it, they were only sold at the ghetto corner stores so maybe nobody here saw it.



    but i swear there was a r. kelly beer.

    Made an account just to reply to this, but I believe it was an alcoholic cider that he collaborated with during his 2001 summer tour, and I know i'm about 16 years late, cut me some slack

    One of the reasons why we love The Strut. 

    One of the mysteries I never get when this happens: how did you realise in October 2023 that this 16 year old SS-thread needed closure?

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  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,899 Posts
    "K" Cider was a thing here in the 90s, never knew they collabed with RK.

    "No, Aaliya, you can't have any, you're too young."
    - Things R.Kelly Never Said, Ever.
    Duderonomy

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,899 Posts


    Spotted in this chippy I'm stood in now.
    Yes the chippy sells booze.
    This is the kind of classy establishment I am known to frequent.
    Could be original 90s N.O.S.?  

    "It's aged to perfection!"
    - Things R.Kelly Never Said, Ever.
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