Pretty Toney Appreciation Post

mandrew

has anyone seen/does anyone have links to those promos ghostface did for mtv2?
HIGHlarious

Aaron

An already ugly shoe made even uglier.

TheMack

they're only ugly if you're not a gangster

faux_rillz

they're only ugly if you're not a gangster

Oh schnaaap, TheMack just called you not gangsta!

You gonna take this, bobo?

Aaron

Of course not.



I used to peddle Wallabees to wannabes like The Mackster all the time.

TheMack

im sayin, step to me on the street with that noise and i'd son you.

Aaron

Please, The_Mack, I'm trying to spare you from a verbal beatdown online.

StepStepStepStepStepStep Step Up!

TheMack

im sayin, you got any Rufus records? i need some of dozz

p_gunn

they're only ugly if you're not a gangster

no, black, non-suede wallys with a wu logo on them is fucking hideous even if your name is Divine Allah Knowledge Mathematics...

Aaron

Ah shit, The_Mack's comin with that same old stand-in
I think it's about time that I verbally blast him (no homo).

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Pull up your high chair, pull up your Pull-Ups,
mom's got baking soda for that stanky buttocks.
Talking like you the rapper Dapper
Don, your rhymes belong in a Pampers wrapper
Ain't got time to play the happy camper
Just blaze this shit like Bambi trapper
I'll buck your moms, huss
Girls fuck at proms, hush
You blue-balled like Wonka
That's Willy silly, go bonkers
I'm what's really rilly
Off the chain like Piccadilly
Hopscotch like frog on lily
I ain't playin silly Billy
You know I make ends, shoot friends, and get plastered after
Now I'm bakin, hootin, and playin Master Blaster
Drink Leinenkugel and slayin half her matter
Stop lyin, women, I'll lick girl-batter platter
I slit wrists and hit chicks up in a coastal motel
You can't get with this or snitch this, I'll go postal fo real
I plan to keep it secret throughout the whole deal.
Them Brazil chicks got big dicks, why you know them so well?

TheMack

Aaron

Mr Mack,

No pics, just words.