A.T.C.O. - Not A Good Look
Controller_7
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I revisited this classic the other day. This was my shit.Jersey City represent, representA Tribe Called Oompa represent, representWhen the tanner is in my hand, I'm never hesitantMy favourite spray back in the day was definitely Aqua NetCan you say Classique?
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Maybe the penis wasn't
PS : you should redo all the graemlins for the board. And please lets keep the Hilary one. Unless she wins...
You're killin' it on a whole different level sir. You need to start a new thread with ALL of your material, I'm serial.
Those who dont believe, screw your white behind
Got our BBQ sauce on all the time
Hurry up and get yours cuz I got mine
Especially at the club, Jack Lynch will come in fine
If you're with a g and youre sippin wine
You look like pulled pork with a twist of lime
Gotta redo your cover at a quarter to 9
Get your brush and baste, then you know your pallor fly
If your pallor orange fly, then mine is next
The Q in BBQ stands for the oompa quest
Butane goin off like Weber gets checks
Keep my face painted like them van gogh flecks
At times I miss a spot but I dont get vex
Havin bad skin days like a steven king hex
Conceptually, my skin tone is so complex
Cuz I believe that being orange is the key to getting sex
The Barbie sauce I use is called Kraft Thick n' Spicy
It lasts for three days so it do me quite nicely
Dont be goin through no sprinklers my face stays on
24-7, from dusk til dawn
If you're on the jersey shore on a sunlit beach
Your fingers touch my face, but it can't be reached
Now your fingers sticky, with that stuff so spicy thick
You text the code BBQ, that means you want some ...
People try to say that my face looks foul
Well it kinda is, and it cracks if I scowl
But it really helps when you're on the prowl
Preston Love know it helps when you're on the prowl
Bastin' up my face cuz I'm an oompa now
Pose for flix with a g or an orange pal
My shit is caked on, and it wont allow
Another drop of the stuff, so I'll just end this now
(message sent. thank you for calling K.C.'s Masterpiece)
Fuckin' hell, that's funny.
Wow. Thank you SOI and C7 for putting this head to bed with a smile.
*PASUE*
I have no more words.
You are consistently mind-blowingly brilliant.
The balls on the cover should be bigger, shouldn't they?
Another C7 classic! And you guys' lyrics are dope too! Anyone have instrumentals of Midnight Marauders? I think this album needs to be put into production right now.
Get Bob Power on the phone!
C7, I have a question about the nationality of those Oompahs. Are the ones with the faux-hawks European, while the Americans are identified by the all-over head spikes?
Man, I want to write about these dudes like Jane Goodall.
Oh, and I nominate this for post of the year. I'm trying so hard not to bust up here at work.
I'm no expert though.
That's cool. I just wanted some more info on the data you've collected thus far. I seriously want to do a study on these guys. Like I find them so incredibly fascinating, and not just because of the BBQ sauce. (no homo)
I'm thinking "Beats, Rhymes, and Stripes." Like stripey shirts?
Or "Grey Goose, Limes, and Stripes." I don't know.
If you were to do a Low End Theory version, you could probably do a quite literal version of "Infamous Date Rape," based on what I hear about some of these guys.
ok how about wife beaters,rhymes & life