A.T.C.O. - Not A Good Look

Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
edited February 2008 in Strut Central
I revisited this classic the other day. This was my shit.Jersey City represent, representA Tribe Called Oompa represent, representWhen the tanner is in my hand, I'm never hesitantMy favourite spray back in the day was definitely Aqua NetCan you say Classique?

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  • ageage 1,131 Posts
    hahahahaha

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts

  • izm707izm707 1,107 Posts
    ROFL...

    Maybe the penis wasn't


    PS : you should redo all the graemlins for the board. And please lets keep the Hilary one. Unless she wins...

  • PonyPony 2,283 Posts
    This is a hall of famer.

    You're killin' it on a whole different level sir. You need to start a new thread with ALL of your material, I'm serial.

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    Do you know the importance of a BBQ sauce baster?

    Those who dont believe, screw your white behind
    Got our BBQ sauce on all the time
    Hurry up and get yours cuz I got mine
    Especially at the club, Jack Lynch will come in fine
    If you're with a g and youre sippin wine
    You look like pulled pork with a twist of lime
    Gotta redo your cover at a quarter to 9
    Get your brush and baste, then you know your pallor fly

    If your pallor orange fly, then mine is next
    The Q in BBQ stands for the oompa quest
    Butane goin off like Weber gets checks
    Keep my face painted like them van gogh flecks
    At times I miss a spot but I dont get vex
    Havin bad skin days like a steven king hex
    Conceptually, my skin tone is so complex
    Cuz I believe that being orange is the key to getting sex


    The Barbie sauce I use is called Kraft Thick n' Spicy
    It lasts for three days so it do me quite nicely
    Dont be goin through no sprinklers my face stays on
    24-7, from dusk til dawn
    If you're on the jersey shore on a sunlit beach
    Your fingers touch my face, but it can't be reached
    Now your fingers sticky, with that stuff so spicy thick
    You text the code BBQ, that means you want some ...

    People try to say that my face looks foul
    Well it kinda is, and it cracks if I scowl
    But it really helps when you're on the prowl
    Preston Love know it helps when you're on the prowl
    Bastin' up my face cuz I'm an oompa now
    Pose for flix with a g or an orange pal
    My shit is caked on, and it wont allow
    Another drop of the stuff, so I'll just end this now
    (message sent. thank you for calling K.C.'s Masterpiece)

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    This is a hall of famer.

    You're killin' it on a whole different level sir. You need to start a new thread with ALL of your material, I'm serial.





    Fuckin' hell, that's funny.


  • Wow. Thank you SOI and C7 for putting this head to bed with a smile.

    *PASUE*

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    Apparently foolios can't handle the madness of A.T.C.O.


  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    This is a hall of famer.

    You're killin' it on a whole different level sir. You need to start a new thread with ALL of your material, I'm serial.





    Fuckin' hell, that's funny.

    I have no more words.

    You are consistently mind-blowingly brilliant.

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    This is a hall of famer.

    You're killin' it on a whole different level sir. You need to start a new SITE[/b] with ALL of your material, I'm serial.


    The balls on the cover should be bigger, shouldn't they?



    Another C7 classic! And you guys' lyrics are dope too! Anyone have instrumentals of Midnight Marauders? I think this album needs to be put into production right now.


    Get Bob Power on the phone!



  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts






    C7, I have a question about the nationality of those Oompahs. Are the ones with the faux-hawks European, while the Americans are identified by the all-over head spikes?

    Man, I want to write about these dudes like Jane Goodall.

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    Do you know the importance of a BBQ sauce baster?

    Those who dont believe, screw your white behind
    Got our BBQ sauce on all the time
    Hurry up and get yours cuz I got mine
    Especially at the club, Jack Lynch will come in fine
    If you're with a g and youre sippin wine
    You look like pulled pork with a twist of lime
    Gotta redo your cover at a quarter to 9
    Get your brush and baste, then you know your pallor fly

    If your pallor orange fly, then mine is next
    The Q in BBQ stands for the oompa quest
    Butane goin off like Weber gets checks
    Keep my face painted like them van gogh flecks
    At times I miss a spot but I dont get vex
    Havin bad skin days like a steven king hex
    Conceptually, my skin tone is so complex
    Cuz I believe that being orange is the key to getting sex


    The Barbie sauce I use is called Kraft Thick n' Spicy
    It lasts for three days so it do me quite nicely
    Dont be goin through no sprinklers my face stays on
    24-7, from dusk til dawn
    If you're on the jersey shore on a sunlit beach
    Your fingers touch my face, but it can't be reached
    Now your fingers sticky, with that stuff so spicy thick
    You text the code BBQ, that means you want some ...

    People try to say that my face looks foul
    Well it kinda is, and it cracks if I scowl
    But it really helps when you're on the prowl
    Preston Love know it helps when you're on the prowl
    Bastin' up my face cuz I'm an oompa now
    Pose for flix with a g or an orange pal
    My shit is caked on, and it wont allow
    Another drop of the stuff, so I'll just end this now
    (message sent. thank you for calling K.C.'s Masterpiece)


    Oh, and I nominate this for post of the year. I'm trying so hard not to bust up here at work.

  • it does seem that the euro oompas have faux hawks and generally lack the pouty lips. The Gotti boy variety sports a perma-pucker and rocks the full spike.

    I'm no expert though.

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    it does seem that the euro oompas have faux hawks and generally lack the pouty lips. The Gotti boy variety sports a perma-pucker and rocks the full spike.

    I'm no expert though.


    That's cool. I just wanted some more info on the data you've collected thus far. I seriously want to do a study on these guys. Like I find them so incredibly fascinating, and not just because of the BBQ sauce. (no homo)

  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    maybe your next one could be beats, rhymes and tight pants...

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    maybe your next one could be beats, rhymes and tight pants...

    I'm thinking "Beats, Rhymes, and Stripes." Like stripey shirts?

    Or "Grey Goose, Limes, and Stripes." I don't know.

    If you were to do a Low End Theory version, you could probably do a quite literal version of "Infamous Date Rape," based on what I hear about some of these guys.

  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    maybe your next one could be beats, rhymes and tight pants...

    I'm thinking "Beats, Rhymes, and Stripes." Like stripey shirts?

    Or "Grey Goose, Limes, and Stripes." I don't know.

    If you were to do a Low End Theory version, you could probably do a quite literal version of "Infamous Date Rape," based on what I hear about some of these guys.

    ok how about wife beaters,rhymes & life


  • When the tanner is in my hand, I'm never hesitant


  • surely "Description Of A Fool"???
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