i've got a meeting with HR tomorrow...

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  • I know Big Brother can monitor online use, but does anyone know of a person who actually got fired from using the net too much or surfing porn?

    yup me for internet use not porn, i got sacked from a shit office monkey job a few years ago, they spent 7 weeks monitoring my internet and email use (secret squirrel style) and then one friday just before xmas sat me down for a 'chat' and dumped this novels worth of emails and web pages on the table to line of 'it's not good...'. They even had emails of me talking to a friend about how i could get round their web filters, i just left there and then to meet my housemate who coincidentally also had just been sacked - we went to the pub.
    On a side note whats the story with sackings/firings in the US? can they just sack you? here (uk) you would have a unfair dismissal case on your hands if there was even a hint of anything dodgy.

  • This thread proves how disconnected I am from office
    life. I believed without hesitation you were telling
    us that you had a meeting tomorrow with this guy:


    thats what i thought too! was trying to figure out how he could help anyones career.
    peace, stein. . .

  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
    but does anyone know of a person who actually got fired from using the net too much or surfing porn?

    i think one dude here got fired when his IT guy printed out a soul strut thread of him talking trash about his job.

    or did i dream that

    it did happen. a thread about how much he hates his job followed by a thread on how he'd just lost it.

  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts

    I know Big Brother can monitor online use, but does anyone know of a person who actually got fired from using the net too much or surfing porn?

    yup me for internet use not porn, i got sacked from a shit office monkey job a few years ago, they spent 7 weeks monitoring my internet and email use (secret squirrel style) and then one friday just before xmas sat me down for a 'chat' and dumped this novels worth of emails and web pages on the table to line of 'it's not good...'. They even had emails of me talking to a friend about how i could get round their web filters, i just left there and then to meet my housemate who coincidentally also had just been sacked - we went to the pub.
    On a side note whats the story with sackings/firings in the US? can they just sack you? here (uk) you would have a unfair dismissal case on your hands if there was even a hint of anything dodgy.


    unfair dismissal? lol! no, here you're just fired.

    i been fired from every job i ever had.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    what are the odds I'm getting the ax?

    Thought we would have heard back from you by now....hope all went well.

  • what are the odds I'm getting the ax?

    Thought we would have heard back from you by now....hope all went well.

    saying.

  • maybe it was internet usage, and now his punishment is restriction from the company network.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,526 Posts
    C'mon man...

    are you still employed?

    are you unemployed?

    are you drunk?

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    REAL HEADZ WANNA KNOW!!!!

  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    I got $100 that say he's still employed.

    Place your bets, gents.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    I got $100 that say he's still employed.

    Place your bets, gents.

    What are the odds on Drunk & Still Employed???

  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    I got $100 that say he's still employed.

    Place your bets, gents.

    What are the odds on Drunk & Still Employed???

    I got $120 on that one

  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    but does anyone know of a person who actually got fired from using the net too much or surfing porn?

    i think one dude here got fired when his IT guy printed out a soul strut thread of him talking trash about his job.

    or did i dream that

    nope you didn't dream it. that was me. fuck that place. the worst is having to go into work early only to be sat down and canned. atleast let me sleep u know?

  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    but does anyone know of a person who actually got fired from using the net too much or surfing porn?

    i think one dude here got fired when his IT guy printed out a soul strut thread of him talking trash about his job.

    or did i dream that

    nope you didn't dream it. that was me. fuck that place. the worst is having to go into work early only to be sat down and canned. atleast let me sleep u know?

    Dude, that's crazy. Not to stir up bad memories, but was your trash talking that bad? And how did they fire you "So we noticed you've been spending in an inordinate amount of time on a Record Related website.....")

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Should we take Hammertime's silence as a sign of his being tooken out?

  • jaysusjaysus 787 Posts
    I do spend a decent amount of time online, but nothing offensive or anything, I don't even check the board at work...



  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    but does anyone know of a person who actually got fired from using the net too much or surfing porn?

    i think one dude here got fired when his IT guy printed out a soul strut thread of him talking trash about his job.

    or did i dream that

    nope you didn't dream it. that was me. fuck that place. the worst is having to go into work early only to be sat down and canned. atleast let me sleep u know?

    Dude, that's crazy. Not to stir up bad memories, but was your trash talking that bad? And how did they fire you "So we noticed you've been spending in an inordinate amount of time on a Record Related website.....")

    it was an after morning college classes job...reception and desk work. usually it was slow as fuck. so i went online. nothing crazy. all big sites were blocked like Myspace etc. i went to Cnn, Soulstrut, Weather, Wikipedia. and my colleges site to do some online coursework. no one EVER said anything to me.

    one afternoon i went to Wikipedia ...blocked....CNN blocked i was like what the fuck?

    but Soulstrut worked. so i made a post about it. thought it was a fluke. posted calling my IT team and company a bunch of assholes. IT guy walked past me like 3 times after that and said nothing.

    next day i come in and my boss is at the desk and is like "we need to talk" and she sits me down in the conference room and says "is this you?" and pulls out a printed out sheet of the Strut post...which was super funny cuz my avatar is Frickin' Marlo from the Wire...a black dude haha....

    she was prolly like what the fuck???

    she even read back some of it to me and i couldnt help but smirk cuz it was too unreal for me. she said the internet is the companies livelihood then she told me to go home.

  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    Well... I'm this close to throwing fists at work today so maybe I'll be sitting down with HR in the near future

    In my experience here in Silicon Valley, companies fully expect a solid amount of online time from their employees. Productivity has taken a serious turn for the worse. The tradeoff is that people are expected to stay in the office longer. I'd rather bust through my work in 8 hours and get the fuck outta dodge, but that's just not the formula anymore.

  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts
    Should we take Hammertime's silence as a sign of his being tooken out?



    - spidey

  • hammertimehammertime 2,389 Posts
    what are the odds I'm getting the ax?

    Thought we would have heard back from you by now....hope all went well.

    saying.

    We gots to wait till he gets off work...remember, no checking the Strut while at the office

    I told you I don't check it at work! Anyway I didn't get fired! They were actually investigating a coworker of mine who kinda went berserk in a meeting a couple months ago...so now I'm worried about him, but I don't think they'll do anything more than writing him up. Anyway thanks for all the concern, WHEW!

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    what are the odds I'm getting the ax?

    Thought we would have heard back from you by now....hope all went well.

    saying.

    We gots to wait till he gets off work...remember, no checking the Strut while at the office

    I told you I don't check it at work! Anyway I didn't get fired! They were actually investigating a coworker of mine who kinda went berserk in a meeting a couple months ago...so now I'm worried about him, but I don't think they'll do anything more than writing him up. Anyway thanks for all the concern, WHEW!

    Glad to hear it, all's well that ends well then.

    On a side note I think I can claim victory with my prediction of:


    a) Some kind of legal dispute between HR and another employee that they want to get your feedback on

    Go me.

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    what are the odds I'm getting the ax?

    Thought we would have heard back from you by now....hope all went well.

    saying.

    We gots to wait till he gets off work...remember, no checking the Strut while at the office

    I told you I don't check it at work! Anyway I didn't get fired! They were actually investigating a coworker of mine who kinda went berserk in a meeting a couple months ago...so now I'm worried about him, but I don't think they'll do anything more than writing him up. Anyway thanks for all the concern, WHEW!



  • but does anyone know of a person who actually got fired from using the net too much or surfing porn?

    i think one dude here got fired when his IT guy printed out a soul strut thread of him talking trash about his job.

    or did i dream that

    nope you didn't dream it. that was me. fuck that place. the worst is having to go into work early only to be sat down and canned. atleast let me sleep u know?

    Dude, that's crazy. Not to stir up bad memories, but was your trash talking that bad? And how did they fire you "So we noticed you've been spending in an inordinate amount of time on a Record Related website.....")



    Whats a "record"? You guys talk about music on here?
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