A Very MARCOFUNK Xmas ( a Dedication Song )

JustAliceJustAlice 1,308 Posts
edited December 2007 in Strut Central
Ok, I know this is totally ridiculous I knew that Christmas Songs playing everywhere were getting to me when I started making my own lyrics to common melodies in my head. One of these songs was about MarcoFunk and I cracked myself up so much over it that I sat down and wrote like 5 verses. Dj Void made me a beat after listening to a couple of rounds of the OG christmas classic, the First NoelSo it is to the tune ( kind of ) Of Noel but without the bellsNow, I am not the best singer so this is not to be taken seriously by any means. At any rate, Im sure some of you will enjoy it and some of you will hate it. I just hope it makes you laugh, even if just a little, if not purely for stupidity of it all..... that always seems easy enough though anyways. Happy Holidays SoulStrut!!!! Thanks for the Inspiration and all the Laughs this year.This one goes out to you Marco!!!!The Notorious Marco Funk:

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  • meatyogremeatyogre 2,080 Posts
    this is awesome


  • JustAliceJustAlice 1,308 Posts
    Yes, I think this means that my message board dorky-ness has reached a new level.


    Here are the Lyrics:


    The Notorious MarcoFunk, the Ebayers Say
    Was to certain about real soul funk that he played
    Real soul funk he played that real funky soul
    On an Ebay auction for Tepid Folk?
    Marco Funk Marco Funk Funky Soul Marco Funk
    Born is the King of Really Soul Funk


    He will ask you for confirmation of course
    on the auctions he already won for sure
    He won them for sure but its not funky soul
    Why did he bid when it said Disco?
    Marco Funk Marco Funk Marco Funk Funky Soul
    Born is the King of Real Soul Funk

    By the time it has reached the destination
    Marco has given a thorough listen
    Now paypal disputes have arrived at my door
    Marco said he doesnt want it no more
    Marco Funk Marco Funk Funky Soul Marco Funk
    Born is the King of Real Soul Funk

    Private Jazz is not Funk
    That is why it says Jazz
    If you knew it wasn't funky
    then why did you ask?
    Marco Funk Marco Funk Funky Soul Marco Funk``
    Born is the King of Real Soul Funk

    I assure you the Lps will be Packed properly
    in good condition make sure it will be
    playable funk or soul, Really Funky Soul
    he only wants to hear the good funky Soul

    No rules will apply when it comes to Marco
    Turning a terd to a brick of gold
    a brick of gold dealing with Marco
    He'll brun your ass if it is Electro

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Instant 'Strut classic (flaccid? ) !

    Now someone has to get to Italy or Germany and play this for Marcofuk, I mean funk, wherever that dude lives.

    BORN IS THE KING OF REAL SOUL FUNK!!!!


    Every Xmas should be a Marcofunk Xmas with 12 Paypal chargebacks in a Pear tree!

  • Holy shit! Hilarious.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,896 Posts

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Love it! Nice work. Boost the vocals!

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    OUTSIDER MOVES

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts

  • spelunkspelunk 3,400 Posts
    Press up an acetate and sell it to him for $400.

  • Press up an acetate and sell it to him for $400.

  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    hahaha!

    damn girl, wheres my song? shooot

    too cute.

  • JustAliceJustAlice 1,308 Posts
    Thanks!

    It was really hard not to laugh.


    And though I didn't ever write a song for you I did make a mix a awhile back that started off with Nas 'I know I can' which uses a Fur Elise sample.

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    ridiculous, yes, but genius.


  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    Hey,

    Am I confused, is Marco Funk the same person as SoulMarcosa? I just need some clarification because I always thought SoulMarcosa was cool. I hope these are not the same individual.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • Hey,

    Am I confused, is Marco Funk the same person as SoulMarcosa? I just need some clarification because I always thought SoulMarcosa was cool. I hope these are not the same individual.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

    not the same guy

  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    Alice, you are that soul strutter. Holy Frickin' shit. Insane. Please boost the vocals so we can hear that alto in full defect.

  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    ZOMGZ!!!



  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts
    damn, that beat is fire.


    And you really ethered marcofunk. whats he gonna come back with?

  • BaptBapt 2,503 Posts

    Press up an acetate and sell it to him for $400.




  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    Can I be the first to say it...




































































    Your singing voice sounds white



    But holy shit this was hillarious!


  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    It's been a far too long break since a strutter last displayed their vocal talents on the site. Awesome.


  • djsheepdjsheep 3,620 Posts
    incredible....

    does marco scratch?

    or does he just like the cover?

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290185904598

  • tuneuptuneup 586 Posts
    I just have one question. Is that funky Soul?

    Alice.... totally fun. Well done. If this guy ever gets even the tiniest hint of what tom foolery has been inspired by his antics..... he will cry with the love.

    Cheers for that Alice, and have a great holiday.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    A golden moment.

    I will cherish this song.

    You are a legend.

  • JustAliceJustAlice 1,308 Posts
    Thanks Everyone!! I can't really tell how serious some of the comments are, but it hardly matters because it is all just for fun.

    I could only get really loud vocals when I sang it in my more natural much higher voice, which was wayyyyyyyyover the top and kind of operatic.

    I wonder what he would think if he ever heard it.

    Then maybe there would be a real moment.

    I kinda feel a little but like Phoebe from friends, or that it belongs on a morning radio show.

    Anyways, I hope folks recognized their influence...in particular Rey and AP who basically fueled the entire last verse.
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