A Very MARCOFUNK Xmas ( a Dedication Song )
JustAlice
1,308 Posts
Ok, I know this is totally ridiculous I knew that Christmas Songs playing everywhere were getting to me when I started making my own lyrics to common melodies in my head. One of these songs was about MarcoFunk and I cracked myself up so much over it that I sat down and wrote like 5 verses. Dj Void made me a beat after listening to a couple of rounds of the OG christmas classic, the First NoelSo it is to the tune ( kind of ) Of Noel but without the bellsNow, I am not the best singer so this is not to be taken seriously by any means. At any rate, Im sure some of you will enjoy it and some of you will hate it. I just hope it makes you laugh, even if just a little, if not purely for stupidity of it all..... that always seems easy enough though anyways. Happy Holidays SoulStrut!!!! Thanks for the Inspiration and all the Laughs this year.This one goes out to you Marco!!!!The Notorious Marco Funk:
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Here are the Lyrics:
The Notorious MarcoFunk, the Ebayers Say
Was to certain about real soul funk that he played
Real soul funk he played that real funky soul
On an Ebay auction for Tepid Folk?
Marco Funk Marco Funk Funky Soul Marco Funk
Born is the King of Really Soul Funk
He will ask you for confirmation of course
on the auctions he already won for sure
He won them for sure but its not funky soul
Why did he bid when it said Disco?
Marco Funk Marco Funk Marco Funk Funky Soul
Born is the King of Real Soul Funk
By the time it has reached the destination
Marco has given a thorough listen
Now paypal disputes have arrived at my door
Marco said he doesnt want it no more
Marco Funk Marco Funk Funky Soul Marco Funk
Born is the King of Real Soul Funk
Private Jazz is not Funk
That is why it says Jazz
If you knew it wasn't funky
then why did you ask?
Marco Funk Marco Funk Funky Soul Marco Funk``
Born is the King of Real Soul Funk
I assure you the Lps will be Packed properly
in good condition make sure it will be
playable funk or soul, Really Funky Soul
he only wants to hear the good funky Soul
No rules will apply when it comes to Marco
Turning a terd to a brick of gold
a brick of gold dealing with Marco
He'll brun your ass if it is Electro
Now someone has to get to Italy or Germany and play this for Marcofuk, I mean funk, wherever that dude lives.
BORN IS THE KING OF REAL SOUL FUNK!!!!
Every Xmas should be a Marcofunk Xmas with 12 Paypal chargebacks in a Pear tree!
damn girl, wheres my song? shooot
too cute.
It was really hard not to laugh.
And though I didn't ever write a song for you I did make a mix a awhile back that started off with Nas 'I know I can' which uses a Fur Elise sample.
Am I confused, is Marco Funk the same person as SoulMarcosa? I just need some clarification because I always thought SoulMarcosa was cool. I hope these are not the same individual.
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
not the same guy
And you really ethered marcofunk. whats he gonna come back with?
Your singing voice sounds white
But holy shit this was hillarious!
does marco scratch?
or does he just like the cover?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290185904598
Alice.... totally fun. Well done. If this guy ever gets even the tiniest hint of what tom foolery has been inspired by his antics..... he will cry with the love.
Cheers for that Alice, and have a great holiday.
I will cherish this song.
You are a legend.
I could only get really loud vocals when I sang it in my more natural much higher voice, which was wayyyyyyyyover the top and kind of operatic.
I wonder what he would think if he ever heard it.
Then maybe there would be a real
I kinda feel a little but like Phoebe from friends, or that it belongs on a morning radio show.
Anyways, I hope folks recognized their influence...in particular Rey and AP who basically fueled the entire last verse.