The last year I trick or treated when I was 11, we got to a house with a line-up! We were so stoked, thinking there was something really good to wait for. Actually it was the exact opposite and super-creepy, too. No candy, just a man sitting at his dining room table in a fully lit room with his wife and kids keeping us all in line and organized, small talk about turning a bad day into a good one or some shit. Once you got to the table, he was taking names and addresses to send information and sending us out with an apple and a Christian pamphlet. We refused to give our names or take anything. We just got the hell out of there.
- Three Musketeers and Milky Way - too mushy, needs crunch
- Crunch Bars - too much crunch
- Tootsie Rolls and Pops
- Blow Pops or anything with gum in the middle
- Most caramels - gets stuck in my teeth
- Sugar Daddys
- Hershey's Milk Chocolate
- Truffles with berry filling
- Good n Plenty - not good enough; maybe for the Depression Era.
- Jujubes - again, probably a Depression Era confection. Maybe kids fought over them in their Hoovervilles.
- Dots
- Conversation Hearts
Despite this lengthy list, I have quite the sweet tooth.
- Three Musketeers and Milky Way - too mushy, needs crunch
- Crunch Bars - too much crunch
- Tootsie Rolls and Pops
- Blow Pops or anything with gum in the middle
- Most caramels - gets stuck in my teeth
- Sugar Daddys
- Hershey's Milk Chocolate
Despite this lengthy list, I have quite the sweet tooth.
- Three Musketeers and Milky Way - too mushy, needs crunch
- Crunch Bars - too much crunch
- Tootsie Rolls and Pops
- Blow Pops or anything with gum in the middle
- Most caramels - gets stuck in my teeth
- Sugar Daddys
- Hershey's Milk Chocolate
- Truffles with berry filling
- Good n Plenty - not good enough; maybe for the Depression Era.
- Jujubes - again, probably a Depression Era confection. Maybe kids fought over them in their Hoovervilles.
- Dots
- Conversation Hearts
Despite this lengthy list, I have quite the sweet tooth.
I'm with you on the Dots and Good n Plenty. Especially Dots. I never really got into them and always thought they were devoid of good taste. Conversation Hearts are nice for Valentine's Day, but whenever I got one I never really ate them. I was always fascinated by how chalky they were and I would write on the sidewalk or on the blacktop of the playground with them. Fun times. But the majority of your list tumbles me. Hating on Crunch?! I haven't had one in a while, but if one were in my hand right now I'd be a happy fellow. That, or a Kit Kat.
- Three Musketeers and Milky Way - too mushy, needs crunch
- Crunch Bars - too much crunch
- Tootsie Rolls and Pops
- Blow Pops or anything with gum in the middle
- Most caramels - gets stuck in my teeth
- Sugar Daddys
- Hershey's Milk Chocolate
- Truffles with berry filling
- Good n Plenty - not good enough; maybe for the Depression Era.
- Jujubes - again, probably a Depression Era confection. Maybe kids fought over them in their Hoovervilles.
- Dots
- Conversation Hearts
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Yea, crap.
The last year I trick or treated when I was 11, we got to a house with a line-up! We were so stoked, thinking there was something really good to wait for. Actually it was the exact opposite and super-creepy, too. No candy, just a man sitting at his dining room table in a fully lit room with his wife and kids keeping us all in line and organized, small talk about turning a bad day into a good one or some shit. Once you got to the table, he was taking names and addresses to send information and sending us out with an apple and a Christian pamphlet. We refused to give our names or take anything. We just got the hell out of there.
Good & Plenty
Black Licorice
Boston Baked Beans
...
Hatter.
Nah, I know it. I don't even know what flavor they were going for, but it wasn't working out. And they looked like
Haha.
I love buttered popcorn jelly bellies. I also love mounds and boston baked beans.
I hate that strawberry flavored hard candy, the one in a wrapper that looks like a strawberry? And it has that goey strawberry middle?
Total nast.
these?
Abba-Zabba, you my only friend.
I ride real hard for "The Zabba". Pop that bitch in the microwave for a couple of seconds to mellow it out, yo.
ABBA ZABBA RUINED MY LIFE
yeah, bit o honey is the worst. nasty
black licorice/good n plenty are gross too.
whats up with popcorn balls?
newsflash grandma, nobody wants that ancient butterscotch schitt
This was what i was going to post.
Is that second picture real??!!
i remember being so upset that it was considered candy and that it was legal to give that shit to kids.
Barf.
And anything taffy. Big Hunk, Bit-O-Honey and Mary Janes
I still like 'em and thank grandma for 'em. They're not really 'sit down and eat a whole bag' kinda tasty, but one's good enough once in a while.
THANK YOU.
yeah i'm always down for a few of these. definitely wouldnt pick them out myself, but i dont throw em away either...
And most any Grape flavored shit.
used to hate these too:
i used to give all the ones that made their way into my halloween basket to moms but one year i decided i liked em. acquired taste?
there is a new champion...
white (and red) marshmallow candy from taiwan
Those look like a feminine hygiene product.
- Crunch Bars - too much crunch
- Tootsie Rolls and Pops
- Blow Pops or anything with gum in the middle
- Most caramels - gets stuck in my teeth
- Sugar Daddys
- Hershey's Milk Chocolate
- Truffles with berry filling
- Good n Plenty - not good enough; maybe for the Depression Era.
- Jujubes - again, probably a Depression Era confection. Maybe kids fought over them in their Hoovervilles.
- Dots
- Conversation Hearts
Despite this lengthy list, I have quite the sweet tooth.
But I do like the Wintergreen sugar-free Altoids smalls. They didnt try to stand in front of the life savers.
I...........I...........how.........
I'm with you on the Dots and Good n Plenty. Especially Dots. I never really got into them and always thought they were devoid of good taste. Conversation Hearts are nice for Valentine's Day, but whenever I got one I never really ate them. I was always fascinated by how chalky they were and I would write on the sidewalk or on the blacktop of the playground with them. Fun times. But the majority of your list tumbles me. Hating on Crunch?! I haven't had one in a while, but if one were in my hand right now I'd be a happy fellow. That, or a Kit Kat.
To each their own, but I love myself a York Peppermint Patty. I'd do almost as much for one as I would a Klondike Bar. Almost.
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