For the "first dance," they opened with "You Send Me" by Sam Cooke. But then, midway through, the song switched to...
MY HUMPS.
And not just that, but my cousin and her new husband had a routine already practiced for the song.
It managed to be mesmerizing, baffling and tacky, all at once.
Alas, we didn't stay until the dance. Which was probably a good thing.
how the fuck do you go from you send me into my humps?
brilliant.
and a dance rouine?
BRILLIANT
the look on your face must have been priceless.
what was worse was that my daughter (2.5 years old) was watching all this from the edge of the dancefloor along with her older cousin (7 years old) and I seriously contemplated running up and pulling her away.
Is it pretty obvious that my cousin (the one who got married) is still in her 20s?
You know what's funny...I gave our DJ two mix CDs of music to play during dinner, which he did. Then on Saturday I went to another wedding he DJ'ed and he played my shit at theirs too! It was Walter Jackson and Curtis and shit that I know he didn't have before.
You know what's funny...I gave our DJ two mix CDs of music to play during dinner, which he did. Then on Saturday I went to another wedding he DJ'ed and he played my shit at theirs too! It was Walter Jackson and Curtis and shit that I know he didn't have before.
Is it pretty obvious that my cousin (the one who got married) is still in her 20s?
From the story so far, I had been assuming that she was 18!
In fact, may I add that anyone who has decided to play 'my humps' as their wedding song should be automatically disqualified from getting married for a period of not less than 3 years.
I will detroy the reception if they rock my shit. That vocal mix was all Reprise monos and Columbia 6 eyes. They don't know what they lost.
on your demos in the future, you should add a voiceover every 2 minutes or so, in your most commanding tone "This disc is for DEMO purposes only!" then it is rendered useless for anything but gettin a sip of the juice.
I came in to say this, But tailor it to the occasion
'Bridegroom slept with bridesmaid X while drunk' shouted half way through would clear the floor if they tried to play it.
As for choreographed wedding dances. This people make me want to abolish marriage
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how the fuck do you go from you send me into my humps?
brilliant.
and a dance rouine?
BRILLIANT
the look on your face must have been priceless.
what was worse was that my daughter (2.5 years old) was watching all this from the edge of the dancefloor along with her older cousin (7 years old) and I seriously contemplated running up and pulling her away.
Is it pretty obvious that my cousin (the one who got married) is still in her 20s?
... and another conservative is born.
"My Humps" = the new abortion debate.
i look forward to a day when there will be no need for my humps.
That day is long behind you.
You know what's funny...I gave our DJ two mix CDs of music to play during dinner, which he did. Then on Saturday I went to another wedding he DJ'ed and he played my shit at theirs too! It was Walter Jackson and Curtis and shit that I know he didn't have before.
Charge back!
You are pre-banned from my store.
In fact, may I add that anyone who has decided to play 'my humps' as their wedding song should be automatically disqualified from getting married for a period of not less than 3 years.
I came in to say this, But tailor it to the occasion
'Bridegroom slept with bridesmaid X while drunk' shouted half way through would clear the floor if they tried to play it.
As for choreographed wedding dances. This people make me want to abolish marriage
http://www.metro.co.uk/metrosexual/article.html?in_article_id=71718&in_page_id=8