Praying hands holding gun in front of church window?orDolphin smoking bongfull of resin ball holding a Butterfinger, sitting in torn La-Z-Boy with smoke wafting out of blowhole?
Dolphin smoking bongfull of resin, sitting in torn La-Z-Boy in front of a church window with smoke wafting out of blowhole, with praying hands holding a gun and a Butterfinger with a tattoo of a drunk leprechaun sitting on a keg on his dorsal fin
I don't know, man. I mean, maybe Dirk should ask himself questions like this. Maybe he wouldn't get beat down in Oakland so bad if he had a few himself. There has to be a positive correlation between number of tattoos on opposing players and their ability to score on the aforementioned forward. How else can one explain things like this? Lots of tattoos = dunk on dirk.
Jimbeam, you are like the Cherokee Parks of Soulstrut.
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Jimbeam, you are like the Cherokee Parks of Soulstrut.
Had I not moved to Texas after my freshman year, I would have played against ole Cherokee twice a year in the Sunset League. Tony Gonzalez as well..
And Brandon Jessie would have been my teammate.
Oh yeah...I am definitely scared of getting a tattoo. Not only am I kinda afraid of needles, but I've got some sort of phobia about there ever being any ink whatsoever on my skin.
I don't know, man. I mean, maybe Dirk should ask himself questions like this. Maybe he wouldn't get beat down in Oakland so bad if he had a few himself. There has to be a positive correlation between number of tattoos on opposing players and their ability to score on the aforementioned forward. How else can one explain things like this? Lots of tattoos = dunk on dirk.
I got a better idea. Let's all get tattoos and horrid looking mohawks and throw some bullets in our cap and shoot our guns outside the strip club, in the strib club, whatever? Fuck these rules and societal cues. Let's just wile' out like we live in Oakland, where pederasts are held up and celebrated!!!
I got a better idea. Let's all get tattoos and horrid looking mohawks and throw some bullets in our cap and shoot our guns outside the strip club, in the strib club, whatever? Fuck these rules and societal cues. Let's just wile' out like we live in Oakland, where pederasts are held up and celebrated!!!
that's what I'm sayin. That sounds like a MUFUCKIN PARTY!
C'mon now, must you take it there? Bambouche is a good dude.
I call 'em like I see 'em. Too much "Im OK your OK" shit goin on...this "if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all" stuff makes for boring reading. I aint scurred. Bring the pain, Bouchetard!
NBA dudes are not allowed to get quality tattoos. It's clearly a rule.
I met a guy over the weekend (friend of a friend's family who ended up being added to our dinner reservations--lame) who had a fair amount of not-so-great tattoos. He lives in Sacramento, so I asked him if he went to Forever Tattoo, which is a great shop. He said, "No, I go to Wild Bill's. They tattoo all the guys from the Kings."
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it really is a no-brainer
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YOU SOUND SCURRED TO GET TATTOOED.
Lots of tattoos = dunk on dirk.
Had I not moved to Texas after my freshman year, I would have played against ole Cherokee twice a year in the Sunset League. Tony Gonzalez as well..
And Brandon Jessie would have been my teammate.
Oh yeah...I am definitely scared of getting a tattoo. Not only am I kinda afraid of needles, but I've got some sort of phobia about there ever being any ink whatsoever on my skin.
So...neither.
Yuichi: you are the Fran Drescher of soulstrut.
HOLLER.
WANTS TO MAINTAIN HIS WHITENESS AT ANY COST.
This cannot be emphasized enough. Intangibles.
I got a better idea. Let's all get tattoos and horrid looking mohawks and throw some bullets in our cap and shoot our guns outside the strip club, in the strib club, whatever? Fuck these rules and societal cues. Let's just wile' out like we live in Oakland, where pederasts are held up and celebrated!!!
b/w
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Your sarcasm is my credo.
C'mon now, must you take it there? Bambouche is a good dude.
Good luck, godspeed.
I call 'em like I see 'em. Too much "Im OK your OK" shit goin on...this "if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all" stuff makes for boring reading. I aint scurred. Bring the pain, Bouchetard!
zing-a-ling
Truedat. However, does the fact that Matt Barnes has some of the shittiest tattoos ever factor in as well?
NBA dudes are not allowed to get quality tattoos. It's clearly a rule.
I was all set to point out the good inkwork sported by NBA players on some, "But what about...?" shit, but I got nuthin'.
IT SEZ "DOUCHETARD" IN CANTONESE.
How did this become NSFW, I don't see anyting......
They did a good job on your lips.
I met a guy over the weekend (friend of a friend's family who ended up being added to our dinner reservations--lame) who had a fair amount of not-so-great tattoos. He lives in Sacramento, so I asked him if he went to Forever Tattoo, which is a great shop. He said, "No, I go to Wild Bill's. They tattoo all the guys from the Kings."
That explains it all.