Either you roll with a cutman who constantly keeps a piece of stainless steel frozen, or you are the sole human who can bruise like that and not suffer any swelling.
HarveyCanal"a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
Told ya not to visit Project Blowed and tell em that Soulstrut sent ya.
I would venture further that the offended party's objection was less to the substance of the smack than to the style in which it was presented ("JUSTSHUTUPANDPLAY"-related).
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Either you roll with a cutman who constantly keeps a piece of stainless steel frozen, or you are the sole human who can bruise like that and not suffer any swelling.
Excellent observation. I'll tell my girl to make it swollen next time. Yea, to everyone else that inquired, she wants to be a make-up artist for hollywood movies some day. Even if I were to get into a fight, you think I would get this badly beat up? Come on man! jk.
I would venture further that the offended party's objection was less to the substance of the smack than to the style in which it was presented ("JUSTSHUTUPANDPLAY"-related).
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is it halloween already?
any backstory or did you get into a "fight" with your door?
jezzussss
crazy.
If you did get your ass kicked, which I see, why post it up?
And if you didn't? Why you wearing make-up?
I would venture further that the offended party's objection was less to the substance of the smack than to the style in which it was presented ("JUSTSHUTUPANDPLAY"-related).
too bad its not hkkkunt/censorkunty or redorko/redundoo all busted up .....that would be GREAT!!!!!
Excellent observation. I'll tell my girl to make it swollen next time.
I am truly honored. THANK YOU.
ha! that's funny.
But he would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
Wilford Wiggins and his crazy schemes have been foiled again!
"JUST SHUT UP AND BLEED!"
"YOU GOOFY-ASS BRUISED MOTHERFUCKER!"
"You couldn't even SEE the play cuz of yo swollen ass eyes!"
"You're a fuckin' glassjaw!"