"Look, if you wanted to talk about pet care, you should have called two weeks ago when our show on racism was airing. OK I'm doing a show about the elderly right now which of course, for you people watching, means call in about cooking."
oh shit. reading this and remembering made me laugh for a good 5 minutes.
The last 30 seconds of that skit, where the camera pans in and you see the recursive series of TV shots, has to be one of the best sketch comedy reveals in history. The way David gets progressively less bald as the weeks go back seals the deal.
"I THOUGHT MY HOME WAS MY CASTLE WITH NO ONE SCRUTINIZING ME NO PIGS, NO LYIN' BITCH, NO HASSLE Y'ALL ARE BRUTALIZING ME CAN A MAN NOT DRINK HIS BEER IN SILENCE CAN A MAN NOT CRUDELY LIE AND SCREAM CAN A MAN NOT CONTROL HIS BITCH WITH VIOLENCE Y'ALL ARE BRUTALIZING ME Y'ALL ARE BRUTALIZING... ...MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
I like to sing this one to the wife when she's buggin' me.
"Look, if you wanted to talk about pet care, you should have called two weeks ago when our show on racism was airing. OK I'm doing a show about the elderly right now which of course, for you people watching, means call in about cooking."
oh shit. reading this and remembering made me laugh for a good 5 minutes.
The last 30 seconds of that skit, where the camera pans in and you see the recursive series of TV shots, has to be one of the best sketch comedy reveals in history. The way David gets progressively less bald as the weeks go back seals the deal.
It is one of their most perfectly composed (and performed) skits. David Cross's quivering voice ... he almost cries when he says "Let's think before we ...". The way the old man just says nothing throughout ... just gives that sweet old man smile. And, yes, the baldness. I lose my shit every time I watch it:
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The last 30 seconds of that skit, where the camera pans in and you see the recursive series of TV shots, has to be one of the best sketch comedy reveals in history. The way David gets progressively less bald as the weeks go back seals the deal.
That's what I thought too.
"I THOUGHT MY HOME WAS MY CASTLE
WITH NO ONE SCRUTINIZING ME
NO PIGS, NO LYIN' BITCH, NO HASSLE
Y'ALL ARE BRUTALIZING ME
CAN A MAN NOT DRINK HIS BEER IN SILENCE
CAN A MAN NOT CRUDELY LIE AND SCREAM
CAN A MAN NOT CONTROL HIS BITCH WITH VIOLENCE
Y'ALL ARE BRUTALIZING ME
Y'ALL ARE BRUTALIZING...
...MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
I like to sing this one to the wife when she's buggin' me.
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It is one of their most perfectly composed (and performed) skits. David Cross's quivering voice ... he almost cries when he says "Let's think before we ...". The way the old man just says nothing throughout ... just gives that sweet old man smile. And, yes, the baldness. I lose my shit every time I watch it:
"...have some of that new-fashioned peanut brittle, on me!"
Actually, it's "doin' Hocus Pocus like my man Kurt Vonnegut", which makes a lot more sense because Hocus Pocus is one of Vonnegut's later books.
You right. It's been a while. Might have to break out the DVDs this weekend.
And this is for the Mama???you need to respect the baby, 'cause life is precious, and God, and the Bible.
WICKED SCEPTER!!!!!!!!!![/b]