Witty Slogans.

Hotsauce84

Today I saw a mobile clock repair shop with a sign that said:If your clock don't tic...Toc to us!I thought that was pretty fresh and cute. Churches always have some witty sayings too, but I just found out that there are books that churches can buy. God doesn't like cheaters.Anyways, I can only seem to remember a couple:7 days without God makes one weak.Our church is prayer conditioned.Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!What have you guys seen?

Unknown

"A community of people that has singularly brought jokes upon itself"

bobbydee

Think youre ugly? Jesus thinks youre TO DIE FOR.

Jesus died for MYSPACE in heaven.

... both of these were t-shirts on a fat baptist exchange student from Missouri thats been living with us

Woimsah

I was always partial to the restaraunt in Harlem called No Pork On My Fork.

kitchenknight

There was an asian place in Boston whose slogan was, "Eat at Jae's, Live Forever."

Then, there was a BBQ place that opened up nextdoor, that put there motto above their door:

"Eat At Jake's, Die Happy."

Woimsah

right here in downtown LA. the "I" came down only a few months before the restaraunt closed down. not a slogan - but genius.

LaserWolf

right here in downtown LA. the "I" came down only a few months before the restaraunt closed down. not a slogan - but genius.

I'll have the burger, hold the sh t.

meatyogre

Today I saw a mobile clock repair shop with a sign that said:

If your clock don't tic...Toc to us!

I thought that was pretty fresh and cute. Churches always have some witty sayings too, but I just found out that there are books that churches can buy. God doesn't like cheaters.

Anyways, I can only seem to remember a couple:

7 days without God makes one weak.

Our church is prayer conditioned.

Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!

What have you guys seen?

great post Hermillo.

I once saw a tanning place called "WE BE TANNIN"

Jroam

I was always partial to the restaraunt in Harlem called No Pork On My Fork.

ate there yesterday, i'm on 112th

tripledouble

"JEsus, make me half the man my dog thinks i am"
not witty, per se, more weird.

philly classic: "we put the Cunt in Country" (for Carman's Country Kitchen)

Hotsauce84

I once saw a tanning place called "WE BE TANNIN"

Ha ha! One of the car wash spots in town had their sign say:

SOAP IT UP, WET IT, RUB IT DOWN...OH NOOOOOOOO![/b]

I'm still pissed at myself for not walking in there and shaking the hand of the person responsible for that one.

edith head

i have my laptop on my laptop while watching They Live. NAGL

not a slogan, but i always laughed at this local business name

djanna

I was in a dog wash last week and they were playing "Wipe Me Down". I told the cashier I thought that was pretty cool.

DJRELAX

Honeybears BBQ- "You dont need no teef to eat our meat"

I drove by a church the other day and saw- "Contraception causes global warming"

The_Hook_Up

Uncle Lou's Fried Chicken: "If the colonel had our recipe, he'd be a general"

DJBombjack

From The Simpsons, outside the church: 'There's something about the virgin mary'

Always liked that one.

soulmarcosa

I was in RVA eating lunch with friends at the Mexico restaurant, and I just had to take a snap of this:

DJ_Enki

i have my laptop on my laptop while watching They Live. NAGL

I didn't know watching They Live could be anything other than a fantastic look.

edith head

i have my laptop on my laptop while watching They Live. NAGL

I didn't know watching They Live could be anything other than a fantastic look.

oh i just meant i got distracted by the internet when i was trying to watch a movie.



"i've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass."

Young_Phonics

There's a drycleaner by the castro that's simply called "GAY CLEANERS"


And this one goes to Sabadabba

rootlesscosmo

There's a drycleaner by the castro that's simply called "GAY CLEANERS"


And this one goes to Sabadabba

*sigh* I remember my first time....