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My SoulStrut Life List

DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
edited September 2007 in Strut Central
A couple of things I'd like to see happen on soulstrut before I die.1. Salma Hayek talks to the board about ranchero and dishes Hollywood dirt2. Return of heatrock auctions.3. Soulstrutter on Letterman wearing Strut Tee4. Soulstrut greatest jpegs coffee table book published to wide acclaim5. Strut slang used in a major motion picture 6. Dap-kings play Soulstrut convention7. Soulstrut comp on the billboard top 1008. Strutter sells me a copy of that Frimpong LP

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  • bass_feverbass_fever 974 Posts
    9. Strutter unearths a box of sealed Boscoe LP's and has a set sale for $10 a piece...
    10. Biz Markie embraces soustrut and drops major knowledge...
  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts

    10. Biz Markie embraces soustrut and drops major knowledge...

    hell yes!
  • iron_monkeyiron_monkey 985 Posts
    11. Geraldo Rivera does a shocking expos?? on the mythical "small penis ranch" and uncovers a massive soulstrut lurking operation spearheaded by Superpoaster.

    12. Stones Throw records finally goes out of business and a huge pile of their catalog is burned in effigy. Soulstrutters en masse dance around the fire like wild indians.

    13. The music industry, in a desperate, last ditch effort to save their empire, look to soulstrut for an alternative to Rick Rubin's half-baked online street team endeavors.
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    A couple of things I'd like to see happen on soulstrut before I die.

    1. Soul Strut "Members Only" Club in NYC
    2. Soul Strut boutique in NYC
    3. Work on the site FULL TIME
    4. I Finally meet THE MACK!
    5. Soul Strut luxury box at PNC Park
    6. Nationwide digging trip in Soul Strut mobile stopping off in all major cities
    7. Leo Sayer master of ceremonies at Soul Strut convention
    8. DJ Day on Conan
  • bass_feverbass_fever 974 Posts
    A couple of things I'd like to see happen on soulstrut before I die.

    7. Leo Sayer master of ceremonies at Soul Strut convention

    Leo Sayer needs to be photoshopped into to a Soulstrut emblem! anyone?
  • plkbrynplkbryn 159 Posts

    10. Biz Markie embraces soustrut and drops major knowledge...

    and posts an mp3 of mardi gras w/o the bells.
  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts

    6. Soul Strut mobile

    Can I get a photoshop of this pronto?
  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    Ray Stevens[/b] needs to be photoshopped into to a Soulstrut emblem!
  • radrad 51 Posts

    6. Soul Strut mobile

    Can I get a photoshop of this pronto?

    bus strut:
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,633 Posts

    6. Soul Strut mobile

    Can I get a photoshop of this pronto?

    bus strut:

    Bus Strut idea farm
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    Man - last night I told my fiance's daughter in no uncertain terms that being rude to me when i walked in the door after work was "NOT A GOOD LOOK."

    Then I realised that Soul Strut has taken over my life.
  • Egbert_SouseEgbert_Souse 920 Posts
    Cue one of the new yorkers writing in their new york sigh voice:

    "THAT PHRASE DID NOT ORIGINATE WITH SOULSTRUT, YOU KNOW."


    And then the obligitory "Yeah, well, soulstrut is the reason its in my vocabulary so who gives a shit."

    Just wanted to cut that off before it happens. again. for the 500th time.
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