$63,000,000,000 iranian dog missiles

mallardmallard 452 Posts
edited August 2007 in Strut Central
top story on fox newshttp://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.htmlSouth Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties[/b] Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.??? Click here to read the filing against Vick.(pdf)Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and ???used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.???The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.???Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,??? Riches writes in the complaint.Riches wants $63 billion dollars ???backed by gold and silver ??? delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.FOXNews.com attempted to contact Vick, but neither he nor his spokesman could be reached for comment.Vick's attorneys, meanwhile, are negotiating a plea deal with federal prosecutors before new dogfighting charges are filed next week, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.??? Click here for The Atlanta Journal-Constitution story.No plea agreement involving Atlanta Falcons quarterback Vick has been filed, according to the court clerk, FOX News has learned.Vick was accused of being involved in a dogfighting ring called "Bad Newz Kennels" run on property he owned in Surry County, Va. In late July, Vick pleaded not guilty to conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities, and conspiring to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture in a Richmond, Va., court.Vick could reach an agreement ahead of new charges expected to come down next week after two more of Vick's three co-defendants prepare to enter guilty pleas later this week. By reaching a plea agreement, Vick could avoid any additional charges.FOX News' Ian McCaleb contributed to this report.

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  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar"

    $63,000,000,000,000,000,000[/b]

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts

  • jleejlee 1,539 Posts
    Jonathan Lee Riches

    ima bout to add "riche$" to my last name and get me a cut of this cash....

  • ZEN2ZEN2 1,540 Posts
    Richmond, Va.

    This isn't the least bit surprising.

  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,419 Posts
    "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar"

    $63,000,000,000,000,000,000[/b]


    haahaha, exactly what i was thinking

  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    How is this not an Onion article?
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