my job is awesome.
ako
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i work at a clothing store.my boss is in a band with me, the girl who is replacing him is one of my best friends.its never busy, so i just sit around and do whatever the fuck i want.i work 4 hours a day most days, and get off at 9anything i want is free, and since we offer used clothing, i get lots of cool old shit.i get a paycheck every week.when there's work to do or stuff to be unpacked, i usually do a little bit and let the people who do the morning shift take care of the hard stuff.i take money from the store on a regular basis by asking people if they want their receipt or not, and if they dont, cancelling the sale and pocketing the money. (lets just call these "tips")the manager, who is my friend, is aware of this, and usually participates.if i need to do something else, i lock the store and leave for as long as i want.if its dead, i close earlywe dont clock in, we just get paid for whatever time we were scheduled. therefore, if i take a day or two off, i still get paid as though i was there.maybe some of these things are morally wrong, but im having the time of my life right now.im a lazy fucker, and i fully appreciate the fact that i can be right now.
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i'm a guide at the botanical garden in my college town. lots of high schools and retired people coming. 20 people max. i guide about 10 tours a month. they just raised the fees. i now get 30 euros per hour. plus tips. i usually leave with about 45 usd for one hour of work. tax-free! i think it's way too much. but who am i to complain
there are almost no people looking for guided tours during the summer vacation though. i have to wait until september.
it's fun. some people know nothing about plants and it's a good feeling to teach them about nature and stuff. and guiding high school kids is fun too. the very best thing is schooling teachers LOL - most biology teachers don't know much about botany
If you ever need a job call me. I love your work ethic.
my girlfriend also lives with me, so theres a constant distraction. oh well...
i love her so much, shes awesome too.
everythings awesome.
i have no time to concentrate on music, have zero motivation/job satisfaction and spend all my wages on weed.
what's a work ethic?
dont get me wrong here though, when im in the right mood, or am at a job i actually care about, i can be a really passionate and hard worker.
this job is just so easy street that i really CANT care, because i dont have to. hahaha
unless of course you were serious, then sign me up!
somehow i work 32 hours a week at $6/hr, and bring in an average of $1200 a month.
i basically double my paycheck weekly by practicing drums for a couple hours outside.
Be careful my man. My friend's brother is going to jail for doing something similar for him and his buddies at a department store. This doesn't make as much sense, because the merchandise is gone, and the money's short....then won't the owner eventually find out?
Sorry to take away from your mojo, just curious. I'm learning about accounting ethics as of this moment...
ive been worrying about this actually, definitely slowed down, but heres the thing
half the money the store brings in is profit since a lot of the stuff is used and sent to the store, basically donations.
theres a few shoplifters, and when we do inventory, our manager tells us to fudge the numbers. hes been working there about 3 years now so i dont think theres much worry.
plus, like i said, all the employees participate. even the manager is guilty. basically i only take money to buy lunch or other things, although a few nights i have gone a little overboard.
my girlfriend doesnt like the idea of me stealing money, either, so thats another factor. however, she seems to be fine with taking clothes from the store. hahaha
the whole operation's fishy, but i dont feel so bad because i hear stories of the kinda shit that USED to go on at the store and im blown away.
the place has been there since 1981 too, which blows my mind that its even open anymore, but somehow it just works.
unfortunately not. i'm pretty slight.
dude thats no justification - you have to take responsibility for your own actions
I'm glad for you that you enjoy your job at this point in your life, to me 'it' as in what you currently do sounds pretty average. Do some college, flex your brain and you'll make $1200 clear a week. Not hatting, just saying.
You sound young.
but honestly, this is how i was livin @ 19. it was fun- but eventually you want more. (hopefully)
AND BY STEALING.
Dude, it all sounds gravy except for the scamming the regiister bit. I would lay waaaay off that part and just enjoy the easy salary. Sometimes when things seem to good to be true, they are. Back when I was your age, I worked at a warehouse that was, shall we say, a little lax about everything. Dudes would punch each others time cards when they left early, our manager did it, told us to do it for other dudes. One day I came in and the entire warehouse staff and all the drivers were called to the main office, grilled, threatened with prosecution and arrest, and we were all summarily canned. That sucked and I was too wrapped up in my own world to have seen it coming.
It's a good age to fuck around and just do whatever. Of course, if he were 30 and making the same post, that might be
I wouldn't say my job is awesome but I can't complain about NOT having a 9-5 and getting four months a year off.
AKO, I'm glad you are having fun my man. Live it up. You are at the age right now where everything can be AWESOME.
at what age are you right now?
I'm an old man dude. I'm 31.
I stopped dying my hair and now it is all silver. Its pretty cool.
just kiddin'
example ?
But... DO YOU HAVE INSURANCE!!??
In my "care free" days... when I delivered shoes and didn't leave college after graduation... this was my family's #1 concern. Like I would need an emergency apendectomy (sp?) and be out 10 grand.
Everything is relative. I've made 400 / month and made rent and had enough for beer during one of the happiest times of my life (that 6 months after graduation before the student loans payments were due and I stayed up at school)... and I've made a pretty damn good living (weighted down with car payments, mortgages, pre-school tuition, digital cable bill, target charge account, add infinity) and been miserable.
BUT... I have been broke as fuck too and I would take a well paying career with insurance and 401 K over farting around any day of the wekk!