Holy. Motherf*cking. Sh*t.

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  • cascas 1,484 Posts

    I texted a lady last night:

    Where you at? Why aren't you at the club?

    She responded:

    I>I got a little boy to look after. And if I die then my child will be a bastard.[/i]

    !!!!

    I swear to God I almost asked her to marry me.

    best text ever. that's wedding ring material, holmes!

    Ummm...she was rockin' the mic.

    http://image.photobucket.com/albums/v108/djbcause/spitsnotswapllows.jpg" alt="" />

    i've been trying to get this troll looking heathen out my head for weeks. i just found the flier she gave me and b.casue at milk behind my mpc. this girl was extra weak!

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    i read that story twice after herm spelled it out and can't believe i didn't realize what was happening. probably one of the funniest things i have read. are these office co-workers? either way i guess it's horrifying no matter what

    Ummm...she was rockin' the mic.


    i've been trying to get this troll looking heathen out my head for weeks. i just found the flier she gave me and b.casue at milk behind my mpc. this girl was extra weak!


  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    That scene in REAL GENIUS came to mind when they put the radio transmitter in dude's tooth.

    "THIS IS GOD SPEAKING TO U!"


  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    dead ass, yo.

    ever since that steam explosion, i've been considering that i might possibly be dead, herm. dogs are barking at me, and i feel cold breezes on my neck.

    BR>Go read Journey to Ixtlan by Carlos Castaneda. Make a brujo of yourself. Serious, that book fixed all my death phobias.

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    This reminds me of the time Drewsky accidentally showed a picture of a Soulstrut page featuring a cock? to a lecture hall full of people.

    Ha ha! That was me-related too! Sorry Drew!

    OK is you is or is you ain't the guy who sent his mom his computer porn file by mistake?

    1) Sends porn to mom.
    2) Sends porn to lecture hall.
    3) Asks his co-workers to listen to his phone sex sessions.

    Have you discussed this with you therapist?


  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts

    1) Sends porn to mom.

    OH SHIT! I forgot about that!

    Once upon a time, I helped my Mom set up Soulseek over the telephone. To help her understand how to use it, I had her add me to her filesharing list. About 2 seconds after she attempted to browse my files, I remembered that I had a shitload of porn in my shared folder list! SHIT!!!! I immediately signed off of Soulseek. I told her to click 'refresh' and when she did she said "wait, what happened? Now it says you're offline!"

    I lied and told her I lost my internet connection. Then I took the porn out of my shared folders, logged back in and repeated the process.

    Hmmmm, about how much do therapists charge?

  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    Burmp.

    Where's Young Phonics and Bambouche?!

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,782 Posts
    Wow... How'd I miss this one?

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Wooooow...

    b/w

    AAAACK!!!

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Herm better never run for elected office. Just saying.
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