No Psycho Chicks - 30 Reply to: [email]pers-383012165@craigslist.org[/email] Date: 2007-07-26, 10:06PM AKDT
I have just returned to Alaska from being in California for 7 years, and would like to get to know an Alaskan woman (those California chicks are nuts!). I am gainfully employed in a "9 to 5" job...weekends off.
Here are a list of my personal qualities. 1) I shave all the hair on my body, except my fingner and toe-knuckle hair. 2) I peel my toe nails with my teeth. 3) I have a treachiotomy hole in my neck, and I smoke cigarettes through it. 4) I don't flush the toilet after I go #2. 5) I give good massages with my elbow stump (I lost it in a snow-plow accident).
These are just a few of my great qualities! But wait....there's more! If you write now you'll also get.... A free pair of designer high-heels from 2-dice-pawn (my treat...I roll like that).
Please...help me be the best man I can be. A man can be so much more with a good woman by his side, than he can ever be walking this life alone. Relationships are a gift from God (the creator)...Just do it!
Thanks for reading!
*small print*
Women who will not receive a response: Psycho chicks, crazy chicks, Insane midget giraffe killers, blubber pushers, and social workers.
This one was in the best of craigs list, so which strutter is this, fess up!
So notable and quotable:
" i will give you 10 lps for an hour and 1/2 of hanging out i will give you 15 lps for a massage no guys just female only rock lps mostly dont ask for list come here and look through it you wont get any free ones for looking through them only for hanging out"
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No Psycho Chicks - 30
Reply to: [email]pers-383012165@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2007-07-26, 10:06PM AKDT
I have just returned to Alaska from being in California for 7 years, and would like to get to know an Alaskan woman (those California chicks are nuts!). I am gainfully employed in a "9 to 5" job...weekends off.
Here are a list of my personal qualities.
1) I shave all the hair on my body, except my fingner and toe-knuckle hair.
2) I peel my toe nails with my teeth.
3) I have a treachiotomy hole in my neck, and I smoke cigarettes through it.
4) I don't flush the toilet after I go #2.
5) I give good massages with my elbow stump (I lost it in a snow-plow
accident).
These are just a few of my great qualities!
But wait....there's more!
If you write now you'll also get....
A free pair of designer high-heels from 2-dice-pawn (my treat...I roll like that).
Please...help me be the best man I can be. A man can be so much more with a good woman by his side, than he can ever be walking this life alone. Relationships are a gift from God (the creator)...Just do it!
Thanks for reading!
*small print*
Women who will not receive a response:
Psycho chicks, crazy chicks, Insane midget giraffe killers, blubber pushers, and social workers.
This one was in the best of craigs list, so which strutter is this, fess up!
So notable and quotable:
" i will give you 10 lps for an hour and 1/2 of hanging out
i will give you 15 lps for a massage no guys just female only
rock lps mostly dont ask for list come here and look through it you wont get any free ones for looking through them only for hanging out"