the Rootless/ Paul Mooney combo game

GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
edited July 2007 in Strut Central
simple rules.Name a person place or a thinggive rootless 3 minutes to Paul Mooney it up and the hi-jinks ensue
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  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    Scott Bakula

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    "....white people like Guzzo because he makes faux_rillz seem like Jonny Hatechecks..."


  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Harry Potter readers

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Scott Bakula


    "...whtie people like Scott Bakula because he makes Richard Dean Anderson seem like Jerry O'Connell..."



  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Harry Potter readers


    "....white people like Harry Potter beacuse he makes Tin Tin seem like Prince Valiant...."


  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    "....white people like Paul Mooney because he makes them laugh and feeds their white guilt all at the same time.....


  • john_doejohn_doe 237 Posts
    SOUL STRUT

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    "....white people like Paul Mooney because he makes them laugh and feeds their white guilt all at once.....


    "...white people like the Cosby Show because it makes Moesha seem like the Roots minseries..."


  • Gay barbers.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Gay barbers.

    There are no gay barbers.

    They're called "Stylists"

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    SOUL STRUT


    "....white people like soulstrut because it makes thebreaks seem like okayplayer..."



    (easy one).

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Gay barbers.

    I gotta think on this one...

  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    Gay barbers.

    There are no gay barbers.

    They're called "Stylists"


    Rockadelic apparently knows no lesbians.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Gay barbers.

    There are no gay barbers.

    They're called "Stylists"


    Rockadelic apparently knows no lesbians.

    Of course I do....I used to sport a mullet.

    Mullet Stylist > Barber

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    "...ross likes the Lilith Fair(e) because it makes Lalapalooza seem like Ozfest..."


  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    I can't wrap my simple brain around these things.


  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    I can't wrap my simple brain around these things.


    smoke weed

    by the way is that your dog in your avatar?


    oh and

    Michael Vick

  • djsheepdjsheep 3,620 Posts
    Bananas

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    I can't wrap my simple brain around these things.


    smoke weed

    by the way is that your dog in your avatar?


    oh and

    Michael Vick

    oh, i do smoke weed. but i havent yet today.

    yes, that is our family dog, Maxi, who we had to put to sleep earlier this year. she had a fast growing tumor in her urethra.

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts

    Michael Vick

    "....white people like Michael Vick because he makes Marcus Vick seem like Steve Young..."


  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts

    Michael Vick

    "....white people like Michael Vick because he makes Marcus Vick seem like Steve Young..."

    that's the best one so far.

  • ToccuDomuToccuDomu 225 Posts
    DJ AM and/or Mompants

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    Black music

  • Being Goth.

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    Crocs


  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    DJ AM and/or Mompants


    "....white people like DJ Mompants because he makes Steve Aoki seem like Cash Money..."


  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    DJ AM and/or Mompants


    "....white people like DJ Mompants because he makes Steve Aoki seem like Cash Money..."


    that's the best one so far.

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Crocs

    "...white people like Crocs because they make Birkenstocks seem like blue-and-cream Wallies..."



  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Bananas

    "....white people like bananas because they make plantains seem like Dwarf Cavendishes..."

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