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Transformers (Cartoon Movie Vs. Bay's Nonsense)

40ozking40ozking 308 Posts
edited July 2007 in Strut Central
Somebody please ban me before I start breaking peoples keyboards....If you fools wanna listen to 90's hip hop, start here: http://www.zshare.net/audio/270865361ee83e/And after that, go to the comment section and scroll down to the 4th comment and look for the link....

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  • 40ozking40ozking 308 Posts
    http://www.sectorseven.org/

    password:DECEPTIBOT

    Go to the red hard drive and check out the 5 video clips there. That footage includes Grimlock, Laser Beak, some insecticon and Soundwave as a camera? The last shows bumblebee as a volkswagon.... Bay take notes and please come with a better plot for the next flick...

    Also, how did they use Optimus Prime's voice from the cartoon and not Megatron's or Starscream's?

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Late pass: it took me this long to go see the film. And, um, *sigh* Bey's not completely incompetent when it comes to action sequences but jesus fucking christ, his storytelling skills are painful otherwise. Seriously, who wrote this script? I couldn't believe how inane whole stretches of this was. And I've never felt worse for John Turturro. Hot garbage.
  • 33thirdcom33thirdcom 2,049 Posts
    i dunno I don't know ANYONE that went for the script especially after they found out Michael Bey was directing it.

    I went for the CGI and left happy.
  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts
    are yall really gonna act like the cartoon movie was some masterpiece that bey screwed up? C'mon.

    the special effects were cool.

    that is all.
  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    The guy that voiced starscream died. The reason they didnt use the original megatron voice actor is because hollywood is filled with socialist vermin who want the terrorists to win.

    And, of course, we all know why Unicron didn't make an appearance. No could have lived up to this guy:

  • ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts
    Late pass: it took me this long to go see the film. And, um, *sigh* Bey's not completely incompetent when it comes to action sequences but jesus fucking christ, his storytelling skills are painful otherwise. Seriously, who wrote this script? I couldn't believe how inane whole stretches of this was. And I've never felt worse for John Turturro. Hot garbage.

    Agreed... this movie was intolerable. It used a pretty much incoherent script. I coerced my wife to go with me on some "how bad could it possibly be" logic. It was BAD and all my wife got was some gummie fruit. The only good part was they messed up downtown LA (I mean, not LA, but it's LA).
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Late pass: it took me this long to go see the film. And, um, *sigh* Bey's not completely incompetent when it comes to action sequences but jesus fucking christ, his storytelling skills are painful otherwise. Seriously, who wrote this script? I couldn't believe how inane whole stretches of this was. And I've never felt worse for John Turturro. Hot garbage.

    Agreed... this movie was intolerable. It used a pretty much incoherent script. I coerced my wife to go with me on some "how bad could it possibly be" logic. It was BAD and all my wife got was some gummie fruit. The only good part was they messed up downtown LA (I mean, not LA, but it's LA).

    Word. I was hoping for "so bad it's good" (see: "Con Air") but this was just patently bad. I mean, just fucking terrible. Even most of the action sequences sucked shit. People who thought the CGI was the main appeal need higher standards for special effects-centered filmmaking.

    One thing I don't get...this cube...the all-spark? (what the fuckity fuck? Who came up with that shit?)...is so powerful it can remake a world...yet they send...five robots from each side to retrieve it? Seriously?

    And for a bunch of robots with mlitary technology light years ahead of humans, they were remarkably bad shots. I'm saying.
  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    I haven't seen the movie but that sounds like a classic Bay move. See Armageddon, where all the top scientists of the world team up to stop the asteroid and save mankind. The first step? Stopping at a sketchy Russian space station manned by some recloose.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    I haven't seen the movie but that sounds like a classic Bay move. See Armageddon, where all the top scientists of the world team up to stop the asteroid and save mankind. The first step? Stopping at a sketchy Russian space station manned by some recloose.



    I never, ever, ever, ever thought I'd say this...but this movie was worse than "Armageddon" if by the virtue of the fact that it did not feature Buscemi riding a Gatling gun.

    Optimus Prime with the Voltron-sword-out-the-arm-decapitation was kind of ill though.
  • jjfad027jjfad027 1,594 Posts
    I was never allowed to have Megatron as a kid because my parents hated on toy guns. So there was this kid I pretended to be friends with because he had Megatron. He pointed Megatron at his sister one day and got him confiscated permanently by his parents so I stopped going over.
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