Two copies of Stark Reality: one for good, and one to put snacks on. It sounds bananas, but it'd be great way to make a name:
"Hey, have you seen that picture of Mo's wall, where he's got the five Skull Snaps lined up?"
"Yo, fuck that--you want heat? I went to some kid's house and he was serving some bean dip offa Stark, son. Had a bowl of chips on the jacket and the dip right on the record, straight up."
"Word?! Stark?! Bean dip?!"
"I swear to god, kid; I saw it myself."
"Daaaaamn. Can you imagine what his GOOD records must be like?..."
True, I'd have fucked up a perfectly good record, but I'd be legendary like "Mardi Gras" without the bells... "
fav thread so far: forgot who started it but it was for the "my friend found the ultimate raer, guess what it is" subject. Anything ever become of that? Still bugs me.
I don't remember if it was Hogginthefogg[/b] or the hook up[/b], one of you Texas guys, with the story of working at Home Depot or something and rolling a tire down the parking lot and causing an accident, shit was damn funny...
I'm gonna have to talk the wife into having Popeye's tonight. My usual order is a 2-piece combo with 2 spicy breasts, a side of Cajun rice (I still want to call it dirty rice), and for a dollar more an extra side of red beans & rice...yum.
I don't remember if it was Hogginthefogg[/b] or the hook up[/b], one of you Texas guys, with the story of working at Home Depot or something and rolling a tire down the parking lot and causing an accident, shit was damn funny...
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Yetti Baseball.
Mingering Mike
I missed that, link please.
That Denzing? video of guy getting hit back stage.
private mind garden jonks
my fav: soulstrut haiku
Post what you think other Soulstrutter's look like
OG Stark Reality bean dip thread on the ooooold board
A.I. dropping science on the magic of "studio carpet"
because it was hilarious and never got too mean, a little mean, but not too too mean.
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"james (180 gram Pressing)
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posted 03-01-2002 06:59 PM
Two copies of Stark Reality: one for good, and one to put snacks on. It sounds bananas, but it'd be great way to make a name:
"Hey, have you seen that picture of Mo's wall, where he's got the five Skull Snaps lined up?"
"Yo, fuck that--you want heat? I went to some kid's house and he was serving some bean dip offa Stark, son. Had a bowl of chips on the jacket and the dip right on the record, straight up."
"Word?! Stark?! Bean dip?!"
"I swear to god, kid; I saw it myself."
"Daaaaamn. Can you imagine what his GOOD records must be like?..."
True, I'd have fucked up a perfectly good record, but I'd be legendary like "Mardi Gras" without the bells... "
That was back in the days when a long thread was 12 posts.
What are the current handels of all those old ones: Waxjunkie, James, AKo?
Tono Bungay
Archaic's first few threads about Project Blowed
Whenver it would 1980 Beatz & Hcrink vs. Sonathan Pay$$ and RapeDonk
"Shitbird"
Those old unattainable shorties thread
I remember this one thread where I told everyone how I shit my pants when I was a kid in K-Mart.
james and... ako
That makes it easy.
And one of my favorite posts was when somebody posted that they "work alone at home so taking a shit at work isn't all that exciting".
Something Daze wrote recently was funny too.
Co-sign, especially with that squirrly avatar moving next to it.
That shit replayed in my head for days afterward.
Classic in my book.
someone is checking it right now in the anon list
This needs to be redone. I suggest beginning with a Mangoman estimation.
-B-
the renaissance of SOULSTRUT
I'm gonna have to talk the wife into having Popeye's tonight. My usual order is a 2-piece combo with 2 spicy breasts, a side of Cajun rice (I still want to call it dirty rice), and for a dollar more an extra side of red beans & rice...yum.
Guilty as charged (but it was Sam's Club).
SOULSTRUT EFFECT!
that person has been checking that thread constantly for weeks (if not months) now
[no joke]