Best spam subject line ever
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Personal 85 04:29:31 AM From: Riddle I. Graham Subj: For example, avoid leaning away from the speaker and folding your arms which can be interpreted as a lack of interest.3 KB
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John Kerry has approved your mortgage!
Wow...that one's almost poetry.
I got one not too long ago that said, "Drag your thick cock on the floor." That just sounds really uncomfortable to me.
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and
-It begins with your family, but soon it comes around to your soul
don't sleep: I hear Webistics is a sure thing.
Dear one,
I am Miss Doris Bamba, residence in Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire , I m' 23 years of age and I love some hobbies like football, music, reading navels, watching TV and also outing. I'm the only daughter of late Mr. and Mrs. Lambert Bamba. My father was the special adviser to the former president of Liberia Mr. Charles Taylor. I and my father came down to reside in Abidjan ( Ivory Coast ) when our president went to exile and my father late die of heart attack. Before his sudden death on 20th February 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he called me on his bedside and told me about one metallic trunk box containing the sum of $6.5 million US Dollars he deposited with a security company here in Abidjan as family valuable and he used my name as his beloved daughter as the next of kin in depositing the trunk Box. And he advises me that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will invest the money.
I humbly seeking for your assistance, to help me retrieve the box from the security company, transfer it to your country for investment. To serve as the guardian of the money and the investment since I am still a student and to make arrangement for me to come over to reside in your country to further my education as soon as the box is in your guide. Please contact me through this my private e-mail : [email]dorisbamba07@yahoo.com[/email]
Thanks as you made up your mind to help an orphan like me.
Please, I urge you to make this transaction confidentiality within your heart for security purposes.
Yours ,
Doris Bamba
SUBJECT: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I BEEN TREATED LIKE THIS
Dearest One
After reading your profile I, by the grace of God considered you Worthy of handling a vital asset.
I am Miss Linda Walter, I m' 22 years of age, I'm the only daughter of the late Mr. and Mrs. Mourice Walter . My father was the project manager to one Gold Milling Company (UPGMC) in Liberia.Before his sudden death on 26th June 2003 in a private hospital Monrovia, he called me on his bedside and told me about the one metallic box containing 450KG Alluvial Gold dust purity worth 22carat he deposited with one interior security company in Dalua City Cote d'Ivoire and he handed me all the vital documents of the Gold as his only survival beloved daughter and he used my name as the next of kin in depositing the Metallic box. He advises me that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will sale the goods and invest the money .
I humbly seek for your assistance, to help me receive the Gold, sale it and help me invest the money in a good business, and to serve as my guardian, since I am still a student, to make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education. Thanks as you made up your mind to help an orphan like me.
Please, I urge you to make this transaction confidentiality within your heart for security purposes and I will forward to you all the vital documents of the deposited Gold Dust.
Yours
Miss Linda Walter
These subjects always make me want to tear up.
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