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A Tip From Your Uncle Herm

Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
edited June 2005 in Strut Central
When teaching your Mother how to download and use Soulseek over the phone, it is best to move your porn folder out of your shared files prior to having her browse your files for practice. I make the mistakes so that others may learn from them.Love,Uncle Herm
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  • threetwosixthreetwosix 270 Posts
    your porn folder

    And now it's ours! You've taught me so much about computers, file sharing and "life".

    Love Mom.

    ps - didn't people used to have more body hair?
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Damn...
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Damn...

    Sayin' though.

    A random sampling:

    Big Tits Round Asses
    Ass Worship
    Cumfiesta
    MILF Hunter
    Onion Booty
    Barely Legal
    Dirty Latina Maids
    Hogginthemoistdaze

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    hahaha. that sucks.
  • peacefulrotationpeacefulrotation 3,481 Posts

    Hogginthemoistdaze


    Too much information: revealed
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts

    Hogginthemoistdaze


    Too much information: revealed

    I only watch it (daily) for the novelty of it.

    FILE UNDER:

    ALL THINGS SOULSTRUT RELATED
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts

    Hogginthemoistdaze


    Too much information: revealed

    I only watch it (daily) for the novelty of it.

    FILE UNDER:

    ALL THINGS SOULSTRUT RELATED

    you have issues. no more pi??on for you.
  • dayday 9,611 Posts

    Cumfiesta

    It's a celebration bitches!
  • schnipperschnipper 528 Posts
    White text just not needed

    [color:white] (Page me) love Mom [/color]
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    When teaching your Mother how to download and use Soulseek over the phone, it is best to move your porn folder out of your shared files prior to having her browse your files for practice.

    (Sound of your mom puking, then scrubbing her hands and the mouse profusely with antibacterial soap)
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,914 Posts
    My mom found my porn stash so many times when I was in high school that I just stopped hiding it.
  • phono13phono13 842 Posts
    My mom found my porn stash so many times when I was in high school that I just stopped hiding it.


    You gotta grow it out and let it fly.
  • phono13phono13 842 Posts
    AYO! to self.
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    Dirty Latina Maids

    Shoudn't she be the one thats embarassed?
  • Salary_DizSalary_Diz 735 Posts
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    My mom found my porn stash so many times when I was in high school that I just stopped hiding it.
    yeah man, same here. but what's sad is when i visit, i usually get some new flicks while i'm home and mom dukes usually find my mini-stash while in the crib. i just tell her i'll lock it up in my car from now on...
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts


    Onion Booty

    is this a euphemism for smelly butt?
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts




    Onion Booty




    is this a euphemism for smelly butt?



    *Ahem* I believe the site's official slogan is:



    "Asses that look so good they'll make you cry"



    But, ya'll ain't hear that from me!
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts




    AYEEEEEEEEE! Miho, what are all these pictures and movies?!

  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    Damn...

    Sayin' though.

    A random sampling:

    Big Tits Round Asses
    Ass Worship
    Cumfiesta
    MILF Hunter
    Onion Booty
    Barely Legal
    Dirty Latina Maids
    Hogginthemoistdaze

    Is Ass Worship Jules Jordan/Evil Angel related? Those movies are the sh$t!
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    I never saw it, but I remember a friend of mine in high school telling me about an episode of Cagney & Lacey where the mom finds the 13-year-old boy's smut mag.

    His punishment? He has to sit with his mom and go through it, page by page. Wrong and horrific on countless levels.
  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    When teaching your Mother how to download and use Soulseek over the phone, it is best to move your porn folder out of your shared files prior to having her browse your files for practice.

    I make the mistakes so that others may learn from them.

    Love,

    Uncle Herm

    thats the jump off right there, shes probably got 3 600+ MB lesbian pr0ns queued up right now, holla!
  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts
    "...And by the way mom, while you're on SoulSeek, could you search for some Bang Bus videos so I can have them downloaded when I get home? I'd really appreciate that."

    Ay Dios mio!

    If THAT ever happened to me......wow. That's all I can say. Luckily *I* was computer literate when others in my house (everyone) was not.
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  • Mr. CasualMr. Casual 953 Posts
    My mom found my porn stash so many times when I was in high school that I just stopped hiding it.
    yeah man, same here. but what's sad is when i visit, i usually get some new flicks while i'm home and mom dukes usually find my mini-stash while in the crib. i just tell her i'll lock it up in my car from now on...

    Does anyone have a site that won't fuck up your computer? I mean I love those MILF hunter sites and the Gang Bang Squad is pretty funny too. I need to check out Dirty Latina Maids next. But will these sites ruin my computer speed?
  • KARLITOKARLITO 991 Posts
    yeah this is my problem w/ porn sites, I don't like the risk of infection to the 'puter. Kinda ironic, no?
  • RaystarRaystar 1,106 Posts
    Damn...

    Sayin' though.

    A random sampling:

    Big Tits Round Asses
    Ass Worship
    Cumfiesta
    MILF Hunter
    Onion Booty
    Barely Legal
    Dirty Latina Maids
    Hogginthemoistdaze




    Don't forget Booty Talk... 39 that is...
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    Seriously though, I'm real annoyed that OB content will no longer be available for Mac users because Windows Media Player isn't updating OSX players anymore.

    That sucks.
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    Damn...

    Sayin' though.

    A random sampling:

    Big Tits Round Asses
    Ass Worship
    Cumfiesta
    MILF Hunter
    Onion Booty
    Barely Legal
    Dirty Latina Maids
    Hogginthemoistdaze




    Don't forget Booty Talk... 39 that is...
    Damn straight. West Coast Productions represent!!!!
  • mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts
    hah.
    first thread i click today and its a doozey (sp?)
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