Bereavement Fares
Cosmo
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Does anyone have any info or tricks on how to make this happen? Any useful tips or things like that?
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you'll be lucky to get half off, espcially on short notice.
when my girl had a death in the family, we got quotes around $1500 from SF to NY for "bereavement" pricing and online was more like $6-700 . This was one way a two days befor we flew.
First, escape from inside a locked insane asylum. Then hitchhike cross-country and arrive about a heartbeat too late to keep a repeat child-molester from raping your wife. And your mother. Spawned out of that rape, you have to raise up a son who collects a wagonful of folks’ old, thrown-out teeth. After high school, your wacko kid got’s to run off. Join some cult that lives only by night. Wreck his car, a half a hundred times, and hook up with some kind-of, sort-of, not-really prostitute. Along the way, your kid got’s to spark a plague that’ll kill thousands of people and, lastly, your boy got’s to die in a big, flaming, fiery inferno.
- spidey
I hope things are ok. Times that call for bereavement fares are never good times.
All the best,
JRoot