The only remotely likable thing about the song was the vid specifically the part where Whyclef is being carted off to jail,which should of been the case for real when he decided to concoct such a criminally wack song.
I thought this post was gonna be about "Real Talk" by Kells.
R Kelly needs to stop biting Dana Carvey's classic "Choppin' Broccoli."
Real talk.
See what I mean?
CLASSIC.
Also, "Real Talk" is a pretty damn weak argument track if you ask me. It ain't shit compared to Ghost's "Wild Flower," that Eminem song where he kills Kim and of course, D.U.'s "Arguin' On The Funk" (still can't believe it's JUST Shock).
Long as i live i'll never stop laughing at those faces he & phil make. This is essential classic tv/musical history!
and that chicks hair!
That chick is Sigourney Weaver.
The OG version is more betterer but it's not on YouTube. I believe it's the first "...Broccoli" skit he did. He was watching/spying on his girl from the window and making up the song based on what she was doing.
So I'm thinking J Holiday's "Bed". The lyrics are just terrible. The cringe travels all the way to my shoulders, down my arms where I involuntarily make fists. It reminds me of of the kind of guy that tries so hard to be smooth but you just want to laugh. And the "put you to bed" sounds too much like he's putting a mob hit on her.
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I thought this post was gonna be about "Real Talk" by Kells.
What!?
What is wrong with you?
Perhaps you are simply a fake person who doesn't identify with the reality of the song's subject matter?
And she's saying "Come over...over...over..."
And I'm saying "I don't want to come over...over...over..."
But she's saying "Come over...over...over"
But I'm saying "I don't want to come over...over...over..."
And my pastor's pulling up in his Rover...Rover...Rover...
Two questions for you:
1) Did I say that I found it to be cringeworthy?
2) Did she say there were other guys there???
I do not know why the thought would even enter into the head of somebody that didn't have at least a little fakeness in their veins. Real talk.
The only remotely likable thing about the song was the vid specifically the part where Whyclef is being carted off to jail,which should of been the case for real
when he decided to concoct such a criminally wack song.
R Kelly needs to stop biting Dana Carvey's classic "Choppin' Broccoli."
Real talk.
See what I mean?
CLASSIC.
Also, "Real Talk" is a pretty damn weak argument track if you ask me. It ain't shit compared to Ghost's "Wild Flower," that Eminem song where he kills Kim and of course, D.U.'s "Arguin' On The Funk" (still can't believe it's JUST Shock).
and that chicks hair!
That chick is Sigourney Weaver.
The OG version is more betterer but it's not on YouTube. I believe it's the first "...Broccoli" skit he did. He was watching/spying on his girl from the window and making up the song based on what she was doing.
Dana Carvey > R. Kelly
Haha... I had never even heard that until Sunday when I went down to Ft. Lauderdale for work.
All they play on the radio down there is that song, T-Pain, Timbaland/Danja trancerap tracks, and breast enhancement surgery commercials.
And tepid Jay-Z verses about being an ultra-rich retiree have a way of sounding good down there.
Working that 9-5 and staying cute, like you do
I wouldn't, if I were you.
yup, it's up there.