If you can sense the sneeze in time, pinch it off...Depending on the violence of the sneeze you could urinate on you pants or shoes or something and thats
In 410 BC the Athenian general Xenophon gave a dramatic oration exhorting his fellow soldiers to follow him to liberty or to death against the Persians. He spoke for an hour motivating his army and assuring them a safe return to Athens until a soldier underscored his conclusion with a sneeze.[/b] Thinking this sneeze a favorable sign from the gods, the soldiers bowed before Xenophon and followed his command.
It is unknown whether the soldier was urinating at the time.
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wtf.
It is unknown whether the soldier was urinating at the time.
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worst pain I ever felt was when I got out the hospital after being laid up for a over a week with injuries from a car accident.
If you ever have multiple broken ribs DO NOT SNEEZE
Why is he wearing a bib?
It's obviously in place to catch splashback when he sneezes. Stormtroopers were never adept at stopping midstream.